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Clips from Scrubs - My Kingdom (S02E02)

I just lay awake at night thinking about

"I just lay awake at night thinking about"

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Coming through.

"Coming through."

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- I got it. - Who are you?

"- I got it. - Who are you?"

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- I think I can manage. - That's a great set, Arnold.

"- I think I can manage. - That's a great set, Arnold."

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Schmitty?

"Schmitty?"

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got a little out of hand.

"got a little out of hand."

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- Mostly you were really happy. - I was.

"- Mostly you were really happy. - I was."

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Me, too.

"Me, too."

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No matter where you are, you always fit in.

"No matter where you are, you always fit in."

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I don't know, I thought with this surgery elective,

"I don't know, I thought with this surgery elective,"

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- You are a dork. - Not all the time.

"- You are a dork. - Not all the time."

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Every second since the moment I met you.

"Every second since the moment I met you."

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Hey, baby. Champag-nee?

"Hey, baby. Champag-nee?"

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He's right, they do.

"He's right, they do."

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To change how people see us.

"To change how people see us."

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King of the Nerds.

"King of the Nerds."

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I'm fine. Don't bogart my nasal spray.

"I'm fine. Don't bogart my nasal spray."

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I just want you guys to know I consider you all my peepies.

"I just want you guys to know I consider you all my peepies."

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How'd they get that on there, dawg?

"How'd they get that on there, dawg?"

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You're right. "I love U2." Dammit.

"You're right. "I love U2." Dammit."

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How you doing, Ted?

"How you doing, Ted?"

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Right on.

"Right on."

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never cared about what people thought.

"never cared about what people thought."

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Listen there, I know that your pink scrubs are balled up

"Listen there, I know that your pink scrubs are balled up"

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No, thank you, I'm fine.

"No, thank you, I'm fine."

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- Come on, Slappy Bag. - Don't call me Slappy Bag.

"- Come on, Slappy Bag. - Don't call me Slappy Bag."

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This whole l-don't-care-what- people-think-about-me act.

"This whole l-don't-care-what- people-think-about-me act."

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Just be you. OK? Be yourself.

"Just be you. OK? Be yourself."

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I love U2.

"I love U2."

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I felt like such an outsider.

"I felt like such an outsider."

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Dude, close the door, close the door!

"Dude, close the door, close the door!"

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You never explained that U2 thing, did you?

"You never explained that U2 thing, did you?"

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Hey, T-Dog, who are we slicing and dicing today?

"Hey, T-Dog, who are we slicing and dicing today?"

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So get up and get away...

"So get up and get away..."

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Yet another good tip.

"Yet another good tip."

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the sooner all of us can get on with our lives.

"the sooner all of us can get on with our lives."

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to talk to me about what was bothering you,

"to talk to me about what was bothering you,"

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Come on, player, you know I'm way more stud than dud.

"Come on, player, you know I'm way more stud than dud."

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We wouldn't know. This one's from like, 1970.

"We wouldn't know. This one's from like, 1970."

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We all went out last night. I made up some new nicknames for all the fellas.

"We all went out last night. I made up some new nicknames for all the fellas."

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Probably not for a few minutes.

"Probably not for a few minutes."

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Are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

"Are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?"

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He probably thinks I was saying it the way you would say "I love eggs."

"He probably thinks I was saying it the way you would say "I love eggs.""

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So what if Turk switched me to another surgeon?

"So what if Turk switched me to another surgeon?"

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- You know? - Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

"- You know? - Yeah, I wouldn't do that."

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I was talking about U2 the band. You know what? It's fine.

"I was talking about U2 the band. You know what? It's fine."

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Wait, you're Aardvark.

"Wait, you're Aardvark."

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See you later, Bobigator.

"See you later, Bobigator."

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Hey, slow down on that Brie. You know what cheese does to you.

"Hey, slow down on that Brie. You know what cheese does to you."

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And by bus, I mean helicopter.

"And by bus, I mean helicopter."

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Hey, Bobcat. Welcome back.

"Hey, Bobcat. Welcome back."

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Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?

"Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?"

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you sold me down the river, huh?

"you sold me down the river, huh?"

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Cos I thought I was rubber and you were glue.

"Cos I thought I was rubber and you were glue."

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Buddy, I've got your back. But lay low for awhile.

"Buddy, I've got your back. But lay low for awhile."

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Take a picture! Take a picture! And you better smile this time.

"Take a picture! Take a picture! And you better smile this time."

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Somebody stop me!

"Somebody stop me!"

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Help me.

"Help me."

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Not now. You know I don't like kissing while I'm alphabetizing.

"Not now. You know I don't like kissing while I'm alphabetizing."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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It felt weird not going to my normal table.

"It felt weird not going to my normal table."

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And... now.

"And... now."

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I've been thinking. Maybe it's not such a bad thing.

"I've been thinking. Maybe it's not such a bad thing."

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it'll happen naturally.

"it'll happen naturally."

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When that happens, you never know what you're going to do.

"When that happens, you never know what you're going to do."

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He was the geek now.

"He was the geek now."

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Tough break, big guy.

"Tough break, big guy."

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A joke?

"A joke?"

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That is an absolute riot.

"That is an absolute riot."

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I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

"I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you."

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Hi, can I buy you a drink?

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

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Wow, you can really taste the apples.

"Wow, you can really taste the apples."

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it's possible to become someone different.

"it's possible to become someone different."

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A little.

"A little."

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Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.

"Appletini, please. Easy on the tini."

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Janine's built like a bear. She curled me once.

"Janine's built like a bear. She curled me once."

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You guys look so cute.

"You guys look so cute."

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Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.

"Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it."

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Remember, when surgical residents sense insecurity, they attack.

"Remember, when surgical residents sense insecurity, they attack."

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- Man! - Yeah, let's lose the tail too.

"- Man! - Yeah, let's lose the tail too."

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- You wouldn't. That'd be crazy. - Exactly.

"- You wouldn't. That'd be crazy. - Exactly."

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I'm sure there is not going to be a problem.

"I'm sure there is not going to be a problem."

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Dammit.

"Dammit."

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Still, even though Turk was trying to help,

"Still, even though Turk was trying to help,"

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You know what? Brush your teeth, then judge me.

"You know what? Brush your teeth, then judge me."

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He's with Jesus now.

"He's with Jesus now."

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The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve.

"The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve."

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I don't give a crap what these clowns think.

"I don't give a crap what these clowns think."

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- And there it is. - There what is?

"- And there it is. - There what is?"

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JD, Look at me.

"JD, Look at me."

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And that's why you hung out with me?

"And that's why you hung out with me?"

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No.

"No."

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