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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Beat the Parents (S01E01)

"To, you know, develop his app."
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"Yes. I find that coloring inside the lines helps me think outside the box."
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"Hey! Great news."
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"I found a new kid."
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"No, Jack needs a friend, this kid, he could be the one."
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"Unhealthy interest in video games."
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"He came into the nurse's office, he seemed like a good fit,"
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"so I made copies of his records."
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"Oh, yeah. Big trouble if I get caught."
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"For the fish's fins, Raspberry Rave or Pumpkin?"
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"Take Jack over there for a little meet and greet."
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"Honey, you can't force this stuff, all right?"
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"No, come on, he's shy."
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"Ever since Robbie Becksford moved away,"
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"You know he wants to be a meteorologist."
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"Ah, he's gonna be fine, okay?"
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"Actually, I wouldn’t worry."
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"Come on, kid. I know you're in there."
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"Grayden, come out and play-ay."
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"No, it'd be creepy if you weren't here and this was a van."
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"Ooh, lookie-lookie."
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"Spider's caught himself a fly."
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"And the helicopter, make sure you hold the helicopter up."
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"Aw! Jack and Grayden are having such a good time."
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"Well, I can't take all the credit."
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"Oh, that must be Grayden's parents. I'll get it."
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"- Hi! - Hi. I'm Brandi. We spoke on the phone."
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"- Hi. Donna. - Hey, what do we got here?"
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"- Hey, Vic Margolis. - Hey, I'm Kevin. Nice to see you."
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"We know where to go when we can't get our suitcase closed now."
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"Kevin, this is Grayden's step-mom"
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"It was me or the yellow Porsche."
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"Yeah. Well, I got both."
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"- You have a lovely home. - Thank you."
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"Yeah, we just bought that big-ass monster down on the corner."
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"- Thank you? - Yeah."
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"Oh, well, I'll get Grayden so you guys can get back to your big-ass monster."
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"Oh, it looks like the boys are having so much fun out there."
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"And we got nowhere to go. Let 'em play."
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"I could do coffee. If by coffee, you mean wine."
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"Um, that's a little early..."
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"Hey, do me a favor, could you top off the pistachios."
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"I go through these like butter."
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"I love these things, they're crazy."
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"you get a naked one."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"And you know why? It's 'cause I'm genuine."
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"And they get it. They get that."
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"- You know what I'm talking about? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"I mean, do I really need a putting green in my backyard?"
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"Do I really need a heated toilet seat?"
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"I don't know. I just heat mine up with the back of my legs."
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"Oh, right, I've heard Barcelona is incredible."
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"Right. Barthalona."
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"And I'm telling you, you have to go."
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"Oh, well, if you're buyin', I'm goin'. Girls' weekend!"
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"You're so funny."
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"- Okay. - Don't just say okay. Promise."
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"We're a family of five. Tickets to Spain would be pretty..."
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"No, no, no, no, it's not about the hours. It's about working smart."
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"Right. Making sure you're not wasting time."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"Sometimes when you're wasting time,"
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"you're actually, you're finding a path to the solution."
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"Ah... So even if you think you're doing something wrong,"
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"Yep, I do, I do, I swear on the kids' lives, I will watch Ray Donovan."
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"We wanna play Mario Kart."
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"Um..."
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"Well, we'd love to have him over,"
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"but, you know, Grayden didn't bring his pajamas."
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"Yeah."
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"He could just borrow Jack's PJ's."
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"Ah, he could just sleep in his tighty-whities."
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"By the way, when you get it, we'll understand if we don't see you for a while."
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"So tired by 1:00 a.m., I'm not even talking to him anymore."
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"I'm talking directly to the man-bun."
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"I'm not 100% positive, but I think he can wag it."
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"If you have to put the word "man" in the name of a hairstyle,"
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"- And the wife... - 45 minutes on how shopping local"
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"I don't wanna sound like a broken record,"
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"Uh-oh, Man-Bun, three o'clock."
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"- There he is! - Hey, there he is."
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"What are you doing here? And how'd you..."
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"Oh, Jack told me. This is your hang out, huh? This your crew?"
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"Dad, Mom has a name."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Allie. Allie Mony!"
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"So, listen, tonight, I'm thinking 7:00, 7:30."
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"- Huh? - Yeah. For dinner, we're going for dinner."
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"We're going for dinner, Indian."
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"I think you got your dates mixed up a little,"
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"because Brandi, she just talked to Donna and she's available,"
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"Oh, I love it!"
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"Brandi, hey, I'm sorry, what are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I didn't mean to startle you."
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"I was calling for you. I was like, "Donna, Donna.""
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"You weren't answering, I was worried."
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"It's usually a private thing."
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"- The restaurant? - Yeah, we're going to dinner. Indian."
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"- Did he now? - Yep."
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"Now, promise me you'll get the Tandoori chicken."
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"I promise."
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"I was like, "The sky is blue." He's like..."
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"- Oh, they played us! - Like a banjo!"
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"Oh!"
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"We got to cut them loose."
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"How are we gonna do that?"
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"We don't answer their calls, we don't return their texts."
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"Oh, and did you know that they want to take us snowmobiling?"
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"I may have agreed with that."
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"No, babe, face it, as long as Jack and Grayden are friends,"
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"We're gonna end up going to Barcelona."
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"Unless what?"
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"Nothing. I'm just saying if something happened"
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"and Jack and that kid weren't friends..."
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"What are you proposing?"
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"I'm not proposing anything. I'm what if-ing."
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"What if we did something and Jack and Grayden were no longer friends?"
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"Break them up?"
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"- That would solve all of our problems. - Right?"
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