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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Beat the Parents (S01E01)

"Oh! We're horrible people."
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"- I'm disgusting for thinking that. - Disgusting..."
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"You know, and if we have to suffer through Vic and Brandi,"
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"then that's what we gotta do."
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"We find Jack another friend?"
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"Robert Becksford! Jack loved him."
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"But he lives all the way in Brooklyn now."
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"and I will crawl over to pick him up."
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"I'm about to hide the game and initiate codename "Bye-bye Grayden.""
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"Now, I'm not a cop, but maybe you shouldn't have the kid's name"
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"- in the codename. - Ooh. Good catch."
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"Yeah, I got a little sloppy there."
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"Oh, gotta go. Elvis is in the building."
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"Hey, pal, what're you doing?"
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"Heard Grayden's coming over. Boy, you better practice your Mario Kart."
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"but when he lapped you as Princess Peach, it was kind of hard to watch."
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"Wow."
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"It's probably nothing, but the other day"
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"- You think Grayden stole it? - No, no, no, no, no."
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"Nah, nah, I don't think so."
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"What I would do though is I would check your room,"
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"If he took anything, we're done."
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"But necessary. I mean, that's... You gotta do..."
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"- Come on in. - Kid delivery."
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"And, uh, listen, this is just a drop off, can't hang out unfortunately."
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"Well, this is our busiest week of the year."
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"We're... We're blowing out all the 2016 hot tubs."
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"By the way, he's crazy. He really is crazy."
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"Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Make sure you got your inhaler? Okay."
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"but we probably couldn't afford one right now."
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"- Got it. - Hold on a second, Grayden."
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"30 bucks a month?"
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"With zero financing and my employee discount,"
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"Swing by the showroom, I'll get you a deal if you want."
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"Hey, uh, hang on a second, G-Man."
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"Do me a favor. Just give this to Jack"
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"and tell him I found it, it was under the couch."
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"so forget the Becksford kid. He's useless to us."
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"Hey, guess what?"
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"Already picked him up, and you're on speaker."
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"How's it going, big guy."
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"What's going on?"
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"What's the one thing you want more than anything else?"
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"To get your cholesterol under 300."
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"Okay, okay."
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"No, it's a hot tub, remember? You want a hot tub. Right?"
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"Vic sells them and he can get us a sick deal."
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"Well, how sick is this?"
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"With his discount, we'll be sitting in bubbles for 30 bucks a month."
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"But I'm gonna need you to hold on real tight."
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"Can Grayden and I get some candy from the machine?"
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"Yeah. Can you believe he wants to be a meteorologist, too?"
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"How cool is that?"
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"Whoa! Hurricane best buddies whipping through Massapequa."
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"And now we're rewarded with 25 jets on our lumbars."
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"Oh, Leo! Please, Leo!"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"is that the 30 bucks a month one?"
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"- That's the one we want. - Yeah."
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"Well, that's our most popular model, so obviously, it's sold out."
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"Yeah, but you don't want it. It's a maintenance nightmare."
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"and maybe tell us about the ones that we can buy."
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"The only 2016 that we got available is the XO Jet Pulse 7000."
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"It's got the most powerful jets in the business."
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"All the bells and whistles."
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"what's that gonna cost us?"
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"I'm gonna do something good for you, don't worry about it."
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"Okay, ticky, ticky, ticky..."
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"- Uh... - No, no, no."
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"You said you were gonna give us a great deal,"
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"The truth is, I'm drowning here, okay?"
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"I got... I got a house I can't afford,"
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"I haven't sold a hot tub in two months."
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"Leo's got my head on the chopping block."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"Selling hot tubs, it's a... It's a young man's game. That's what it is."
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"Vic, we're real sorry about all of that,"
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"I get it, I get it, I get it. Yeah, it's not, uh..."
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"It's not your problem. I'm, uh... I'm gonna be fine."
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"But I'll tell you who I do worry about though."
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"Those two little guys right out there."
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"Look, if I don't turn things around pretty fast,"
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"they're gonna lose the best friends they ever had."
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"Grayden and I are gonna be partners in the science fair."
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"We do want a hot tub."
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"All right, look, I could work one day a month,"
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"and cover it, I guess. All right, let's just..."
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"that comes back down because we've already seen behind the curtain."
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"Yeah, it looks like a ferret's ass."
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"So when you drop Grayden off, you stay at the curb."
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"Done deal. Okay."
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"I just gotta ask you. Could I interest you in the extended warranty?"
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"No!"
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"Sweetheart, what is that?"
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"I don't know that we needed one this big."
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"He said that if I hit one of these buttons,"
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"it'll turn the water purple."
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"Hit the button. Hit the button."
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"I got it, I got it, I got it..."
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"I don't got it."
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"Okay. We're back on good terms."
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"I'm coloring in a coloring book for grown-ups."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Doesn't play sports, check."
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"Mild anxiety, check."
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"Wait, Mom. How do you know all this?"
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"Anyway, here's the plan. His family just moved into that huge house on Maple."
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"Get going, go."
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"you've got a remote controlled helicopter,"
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"It's like... It's like God saying, "That's on me, that's on me.""
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"But, you know, when it's all said and done,"
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"you're actually doing something right."
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"Well, that solves that."
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"I guess that means another glass of wine."
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"This is crazy. We don't even have cable yet,"
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"I got to tell you, and they're brutal."
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"is different than shopping organic."
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"No. Vic already talked to him. He said you're good to go."
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"Oh, that was the most brutal dinner ever!"
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