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Clips from Community (2009) - Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care (S06E06)

Yahoo!

"Yahoo!"

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Come here, Chomsky.

"Come here, Chomsky."

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stealth and ambivalence.

"stealth and ambivalence."

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This was a pretty big mistake.

"This was a pretty big mistake."

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Dinosaurs. My tax documents.

"Dinosaurs. My tax documents."

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Didn't VR go out in the 90s?

"Didn't VR go out in the 90s?"

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We also mock what's silly.

"We also mock what's silly."

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I'd love to.

"I'd love to."

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Why are you guys and all these books in the nurse's office?

"Why are you guys and all these books in the nurse's office?"

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Don't worry about it.

"Don't worry about it."

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Have fun in the Stone Age while I step into the third dean-mension.

"Have fun in the Stone Age while I step into the third dean-mension."

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When entering virtual reality, you should calibrate the system by looking

"When entering virtual reality, you should calibrate the system by looking"

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I set the time zone.

"I set the time zone."

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And my phone does that automatically.

"And my phone does that automatically."

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I'm gonna see if I can make the font bigger.

"I'm gonna see if I can make the font bigger."

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Thank you, guys, again, so much.

"Thank you, guys, again, so much."

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I know that I already owe you you money but

"I know that I already owe you you money but"

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I feel like everybody's talking about that haircut I gave Vicki, so-.

"I feel like everybody's talking about that haircut I gave Vicki, so-."

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We got a good deal.

"We got a good deal."

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having watched us maybe twice?

"having watched us maybe twice?"

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It's close enough.

"It's close enough."

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I did it.

"I did it."

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Welcome to Settings.

"Welcome to Settings."

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I have no intention of returning this system.

"I have no intention of returning this system."

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Delete!

"Delete!"

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Come here you little.

"Come here you little."

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Are you strong or angry?

"Are you strong or angry?"

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Abed have been cheating on me with my parents.

"Abed have been cheating on me with my parents."

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Now you know everything you thought you owed us,

"Now you know everything you thought you owed us,"

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you can actually just owe to Deb and George.

"you can actually just owe to Deb and George."

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Deb and George?

"Deb and George?"

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I have no friends.

"I have no friends."

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I don't say, who's asking, I say, wrong number.

"I don't say, who's asking, I say, wrong number."

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He deleted the serial number because he loves the system.

"He deleted the serial number because he loves the system."

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That doesn't mean anything.

"That doesn't mean anything."

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I designed a system for gods.

"I designed a system for gods."

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Get out.

"Get out."

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I know what it's like to lie for a living, Elroy!

"I know what it's like to lie for a living, Elroy!"

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. Britta, honey.

". Britta, honey."

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What choice do you leave me?

"What choice do you leave me?"

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we've arrived at the closest relationship you can tolerate.

"we've arrived at the closest relationship you can tolerate."

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What has happened to you two?

"What has happened to you two?"

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Quite frankly, we don't remember that stuff.

"Quite frankly, we don't remember that stuff."

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. I remember Woodstock!

". I remember Woodstock!"

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you have to realize, Britta, that your Woodstock,

"you have to realize, Britta, that your Woodstock,"

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George, George, yes.

"George, George, yes."

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I'm giving Mr. Williams your refund.

"I'm giving Mr. Williams your refund."

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Oh yeah, lock and load.

"Oh yeah, lock and load."

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I'm awake.

"I'm awake."

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."

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I get it.

"I get it."

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You did? Yeah.

"You did? Yeah."

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Here.

"Here."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Great, do you have a way to fix that?

"Great, do you have a way to fix that?"

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What?

"What?"

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I, I don't know.

"I, I don't know."

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Yeah, but it's not gonna be that big of a deal.

"Yeah, but it's not gonna be that big of a deal."

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Well, I'll drink to that.

"Well, I'll drink to that."

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Oh, Abed.

"Oh, Abed."

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Benjamin.

"Benjamin."

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Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful.

"Here, $500 for the taste I got of being powerful."

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And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect.

"And that, my friend, is the Greendale effect."

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I'll never get out of here, will I?

"I'll never get out of here, will I?"

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I haven't met many that do.

"I haven't met many that do."

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then there's changes that are more the same.

"then there's changes that are more the same."

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As for me, I'm just changing everything that's different.

"As for me, I'm just changing everything that's different."

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"_"

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"_"

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"_"

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"_"

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Aah!

"Aah!"

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"_"

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Chomsky, come here.

"Chomsky, come here."

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Abed, I'm really sorry.

"Abed, I'm really sorry."

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I told you cats don't like me.

"I told you cats don't like me."

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They consider me a competitor because of my natural

"They consider me a competitor because of my natural"

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Oh, did she get high again and forget she doesn't wear contacts?

"Oh, did she get high again and forget she doesn't wear contacts?"

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she wanted to introduce them to us on neutral ground.

"she wanted to introduce them to us on neutral ground."

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One of them scratched Abed and ran under the couch.

"One of them scratched Abed and ran under the couch."

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Oh, I'll get it.

"Oh, I'll get it."

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What? Are you sure?

"What? Are you sure?"

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Mm-hm.

"Mm-hm."

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Hello there.

"Hello there."

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Well, she is.

"Well, she is."

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Is it a he or a she?

"Is it a he or a she?"

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He. Well, he's really got his teeth in my flesh right now.

"He. Well, he's really got his teeth in my flesh right now."

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Not a lot I can do at this point.

"Not a lot I can do at this point."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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This is done.

"This is done."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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I'm pretty embarrassed about this.

"I'm pretty embarrassed about this."

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Chomsky.

"Chomsky."

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I didn't know Britta was moving in with Annie and Abed.

"I didn't know Britta was moving in with Annie and Abed."

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That's-. Expository?

"That's-. Expository?"

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Yeah, Britta's fallen on hard times and

"Yeah, Britta's fallen on hard times and"

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our apartment is the cheapest game in town.

"our apartment is the cheapest game in town."

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Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way.

"Abed, it's a little embarrassing when you put it that way."

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Britta's a rich genius with super powers and

"Britta's a rich genius with super powers and"

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she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason.

"she's gonna live on our sofa for no reason."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Facts about Native Americans.

"Facts about Native Americans."

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Just kidding.

"Just kidding."

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Guess what I just purchased for the school from a local manufacturer,

"Guess what I just purchased for the school from a local manufacturer,"

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Greendale's first virtual reality operating system.

"Greendale's first virtual reality operating system."

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Did Greendale need a virtual reality system?

"Did Greendale need a virtual reality system?"

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Like a hole in the head.

"Like a hole in the head."

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A hole in the head is something that you don't need.

"A hole in the head is something that you don't need."

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She said through a huge hole in her head.

"She said through a huge hole in her head."

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The last people I saw using it were in the Honeycomb Hideout.

"The last people I saw using it were in the Honeycomb Hideout."

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We mock what we don't understand.

"We mock what we don't understand."

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Jeffrey. Abed, you're more machine than man.

"Jeffrey. Abed, you're more machine than man."

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You wanna give me a hand setting up the equipment after lunch?

"You wanna give me a hand setting up the equipment after lunch?"

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We're all going to help Britta move into our place today.

"We're all going to help Britta move into our place today."

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Jeffrey?

"Jeffrey?"

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Britta, something's come up.

"Britta, something's come up."

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Oh, yeah, yeah, at least you don't have to bust out your usual excuse.

"Oh, yeah, yeah, at least you don't have to bust out your usual excuse."

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You don't know for sure that I'm not a veteran, and nobody can say for

"You don't know for sure that I'm not a veteran, and nobody can say for"

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sure that today isn't Veteran's Day.

"sure that today isn't Veteran's Day."

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