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Clips from Fuller House - Mad Max (S01E01)

"♪ With a... here and a... there ♪"
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"Don't worry about it. You're not gonna quack under the pressure."
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"Ta-da!"
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"- Are you feeling it? - I think I am."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh! You've got lipstick on you!"
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"Congratulations, D.J."
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"I'm a neurosurgeon who's also a Victoria's Secret model?"
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"That's why they look so squeezable."
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"Just give me a sign. A hint."
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"And I would love to, but I can't. It's Mommy and Me Face-Painting Day."
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"Okay, there's laundry in the washer, Mommy and Me class starts at two"
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"and don't forget Tommy gets his bottle at six."
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"Let me just take that."
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"- Do you know where Aunt Stephanie is? - She's out of town."
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"She has my super-magic scarf! My recital is tonight!"
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"I'm about to freak out!"
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"Take a deep breath."
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"Are you nuts?"
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"And then I forgot my whole speech."
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"first, you'll need a baby."
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"This will just take one second."
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"Maybe we shouldn't have flushed that."
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"Hey, Max, here's a crazy question."
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"Get started? I guess so."
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"Upstairs? You don't wanna talk a little first?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"D.J., the plumber's here."
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"Why are you hypnotizing Tommy?"
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"Ah! And look at this, my party timing's back!"
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"Oh, my God! This is amazing!"
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"Deej, what's going on? I'm kinda busy. Is everything okay?"
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"No, it's not. You took Max's super-magic scarf."
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"Oh, Max, I'm so sorry."
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"Okay, just touch the screen and say, "I believe." Ready?"
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"Everybody knows you can't transfer magic over WiFi."
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"I'll try, but just so you know, I'm very skeptical."
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"♪ And on this farm he had a duck ♪"
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"We can bring two carry-ons, right?"
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"Mommy missed you. Yes, I did."
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"Yes, I did. I missed you."
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"Oh, no! Tommy's gone!"
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"Well, I might know something."
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"Well, that was very poor judgment, Tommy."
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"He's not just a plumber."
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"Hey, Deej."
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"Maybe I've just outgrown that whole party scene."
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"Hold on. You passed up Italy?"
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"I haven't used my passport in ten years, and that was just to renew my passport."
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"I'm fine."
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"And I wasn't really thinking about starting a family then anyway."
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"- Stephanie! - Hi! Hello, hello!"
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"Good. I love you guys."
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"- Boxcar. - Good night, everybody."
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"♪ And on this farm he had a duck ♪"
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"♪ Here a... there a... everywhere a... ♪"
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"♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪"
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"Yeah!"
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"Were my quacks quacky enough?"
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"Are you kidding? I could have sworn there was a duck hiding in this room."
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"You'll rock your school recital tonight."
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"I know I look like I got it going on, but deep down, I'm a wreck."
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"This is "Old MacDonald," man."
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"It could make or break second grade."
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"Okay, Max."
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"I was keeping this a secret in case you absolutely needed it."
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"But this is my super-magic scarf."
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"The first time I deejayed in a real club, I was terrified,"
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"- Then what happened? - I got super brave."
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"I did a killer set and I got a standing ovation."
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"The crowd was already standing, but had they been sitting, they'd have stood up."
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"And now I bestow it upon you."
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"Alright, blow that horn, cat."
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"Wow! That was... just like before, but braver."
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"I know!"
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"But you'd better keep it safe till I need it. Thanks, Aunt Stephanie."
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"Anything for you, Mighty Max."
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"Just so you know, if any of my clothes turn out to be magic, they're all yours."
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"I am walking, house-training and cleaning up after Max's dog."
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"Aw, you're lucky you're so cute!"
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"Well, you're a Retriever, Cosmo. Go retrieve!"
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"I put your dating profile online a half hour ago"
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"and you already have 32 pokes, 24 winks"
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"and a love letter from a guy in San Quentin."
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"He wants a date in three to five years."
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"I told you, I'm not interested in online dating."
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"Steve asked me out and if I'm not ready to date my first love,"
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"why would I go out with a total stranger?"
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"You know my motto: the stranger, the better."
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"Oh, hey! You're getting a lot of action here on glutenfreesoccermoms.com."
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"Sorry, but when you go fishing, you want the smartest, most scantily-clad bait."
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"And that's my yearbook photo... with big photo-shopped knockers."
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"Actually, those are Channing Tatum's butt cheeks."
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"Do you like these carrots or not?"
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"You are an observant young man."
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"I came to rescue you. I saw your Facebook page."
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"I mean, diaper changes, baby baths."
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"And you in some horrible pizza restaurant infested with guitar-playing rodents?"
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"That's Chuck-E-Cheese."
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"Darling, the name is irrelevant."
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"Look, I'm just here for my sister."
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"I help take care of the kids, I do a little light housekeeping,"
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"part-time cooking, drive carpools."
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"What has happened to my life?"
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"I've got two seats on some dude's private jet."
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"He's the guy that invented the emoji that looks like this..."
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"No way! I use... this all the time."
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"You wanna come?"
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"Okay. Um, this is a cult, isn't it?"
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"If they're holding you here against your will, blink three times."
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"It's not a cult."
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"Oh, my God, I'm in a cult."
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"Let's go. The limo is waiting and that champagne is not gonna drink itself!"
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"I know."
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"On account of I'm his mother."
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"I'm not leaving you in the lurch, am I?"
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"No, don't worry. We've got you covered."
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"I wish I was going with you. Coachella..."
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"What, nobody "woot-woots" anymore?"
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"Put the roof down."
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