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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Roller Skating! (S02E02)

"Coffee!"
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"Coffee!"
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"♪ Pizza party for one ♪"
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"What's wrong, Kim Blake Nelson?"
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"I don't know, Titus. What is wrong?"
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"And what's right?"
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"I find that life is mostly gray areas,"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I don't know what you're referring to,"
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"because in the movie I saw,"
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"I was a hero scoring a legal victory"
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"for young run-a-gays everywhere."
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"You couldn't even apologize to her."
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"There are three things Titus Andromedon does not do:"
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"apologies, drag, and calculus."
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"I'm beginning to think maybe you were a better person"
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"back when you were Ronald Wilkerson."
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"Well, we'll never know 'cause Ronald Wilkerson's dead."
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"Oh, you are just Mr. Sassafras Jeans today."
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"I want to talk to Ronald."
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"What?"
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"He was good and nice,"
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"and he's still in there somewhere."
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"I have many past lives inside me."
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"- I want to talk to Ronald. - No!"
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"Titus Andromedon, let me speak to Ronald!"
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"Ronald no want to talk, please."
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"That was Murasaki. I'll explain her later."
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"Ronald, you loved Vonda."
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"Ooh, who was that?"
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"Ow. Aah!"
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"I... I..."
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"I sure didn't want to hurt Vonda Jeanne."
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"What if she wouldn't accept my apology?"
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"Shut up, Ronald, you nerd."
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"You need to embrace your Ronald, Titus."
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"For why?"
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"For me. I'm your Vonda now."
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"Because I probably won't."
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"Now, can I please eat my ham and clam pizza in peace?"
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"That's wrong."
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"Those toppings are wrong."
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"I will agree with you in 20 minutes."
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"But it doesn't matter, does it?"
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"'Cause this is New York,"
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"and some sicko will make it for you."
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"I'll have you know I didn't order these."
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"Am I the only person in this city"
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"Well, fudge that sugar."
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"Fudge it to heck,"
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"where a demon with a thousand wee-wees"
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"fudges it forever!"
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"I'm crashing Dong's brunch!"
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"I'm sweating like an Indian in here."
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"It's okay. I can say that."
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"I can say that."
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"Jackie Lynn, the hoop symbolizes unity."
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"I'm visioning."
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"We have so little money as it is."
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"Your house is that way, dummy."
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"You belong to a different tribe now."
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"Boogie oogie, oogie."
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"Corn god. You are corn-lectric."
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"How am I still a thing?"
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"Contacts, contacts, contacts."
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"Kimmy!"
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"It's Sonja from GED class?"
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"Hello."
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"Kimmy is our best friend."
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"Oh."
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"Were you at their wedding?"
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"Well, I wanted to be,"
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"but these two lovebirds eloped."
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"I'm not a bird today."
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"I need to talk to you in private."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Lookit, we had fun last night, right?"
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"Yeah. But then things got weird."
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"Like when Kourtney squirted"
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"her breast milk on Kim's psoriasis."
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"there are gray areas in life."
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"Sonja's is enormous."
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"Look, I know we both want to do the right thing,"
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"but I also can't wait anymore for my life to..."
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"- Stop. - Start."
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"I guess the poison's working."
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"Oh, now there's one in your hair."
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"Hang on."
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"Kimmy, no."
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"We can't do this."
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"Look, I'm from the Midwest."
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"I believe in the sanctity of marr..."
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"Silverfish."
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"But I also want to rub my mouth on your mouth so I don't boof."
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"Stop it."
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"What about last night?"
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"Lillian's hair looked like noodles."
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"What if the immigration lady was also super into roller-skating?"
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"I could have lost everything."
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"- But... - I think you should leave."
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"Maybe I'll see you in two years, then?"
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"Wow, so one fight and you're out of here?"
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"my favorite scrunchie, and now you?"
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"I don't want to talk about this, Kimmy."
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"I'm being dramatical."
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"Just run away from your problems... again."
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"You can't keep running away forever, Titus."
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"Oh, I will keep following you."
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"You know I'm right!"
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"Your guilt will chase you wherever you go."
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"Has the train to Biloxi left yet?"
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"Nope. It's running two hours late."
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"Vonda!"
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"Wait!"
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"Boy, good thing the train was late."
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"Ha. You think we're a train company?"
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"Amtrak... is for lovers."
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"Phillip?"
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"Sheila."
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"Vonda... I'm sorry."
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