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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Roller Skating! (S02E02)

"The friendship we had was deep and real,"
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"'cause I was afraid to hear how much I had hurt you."
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"But if you'll have me,"
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"I'd like to be your friend..."
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"without benefits."
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"I'd like that."
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"♪ ♪"
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"a little of what I owe you."
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"for the first time anywhere,"
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"Ms. and Mr. Vonda Jeanne Brooks"
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"and Titus Ronald Wilkerson-Andromedon-Yoshimura."
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"I'll explain that later."
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"♪ Hey, baby ♪"
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"♪ You got to remember ♪"
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"Dong."
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"Dong."
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"♪ All of my friends are talking ♪"
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"♪ Even if he promised me the world ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ I saw her ♪"
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"♪ Under the Manhattan moon ♪"
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"♪ Crouching by your rowboat ♪"
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"♪ Near the Central Park lagoon ♪"
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"♪ Your hair was so curly ♪"
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"♪ Your eyes were so black ♪"
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"♪ Of course it made my heart beat faster ♪"
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"♪ Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub ♪"
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"♪ That you'd break my heart ♪"
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"♪ And the burping ♪"
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"♪ What a disaster ♪"
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"♪ I love you ♪"
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"♪ Even though I'm crazy as a loon ♪"
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"♪ But it's all relative ♪"
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"♪ Sometimes ♪"
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"♪ Moon ♪"
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"Mm."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪"
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"Merry Christmas."
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"I made everyone stockings."
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"Lillian."
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"Titus."
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"Mimi."
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"And Murasaki."
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"Murasaki doesn't do Christmas."
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"the music, untangling things,"
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"Say what?"
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"And we're all together with so much to celebrate:"
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"to the problems of yester..."
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"You heard me."
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"Honey, you should see a doctor."
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"It's like a mouse died in the walls of your body."
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"Merry Christmas to all of youse!"
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"Santa?"
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"Santa."
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"The Jews took my painting."
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"Now it's a party."
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"Ho, ho, ho. You ho."
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"Sonja?"
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"Aah!"
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"Three months earlier on this mess..."
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"I've been wanting to bring you to this place"
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"ever since I saw it was called Sliderz."
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"I apologize, though."
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"They make you feel like a giant."
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"I'm gonna eat you up in one bite."
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"Please, no, I have a family."
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"I'm so glad I ran away from my green card marriage"
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"to go on dates with you."
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"Wait, what did you say?"
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"I said, I'm a vegan."
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"I thought you knew that when we met at that animal rights 5K."
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"Oh, I thought that was so animals could marry each other."
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"Well, I think this date is going..."
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"Oh, it's hard because"
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"you're still hung up on your ex."
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"I get it."
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"I still think about my first love, Bobby."
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"We went to summer camp together on Roosevelt Island."
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"Little Bobby Durst."
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"Literally, he tried to crush me."
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"and then I got a job, I got a boyfriend,"
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"but then the world was like, Psych!"
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"the teardrop tattoo."
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"But hey, have a little fun for five minutes."
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"Ooh, I'm a great wingman."
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"Men find me very approachable"
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"because my eyes are large"
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"and my hair is like beautiful spaghetti."
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"Then we'll slip 'em a disco biscuit"
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"and pull a switcheroo."
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"Get 'NSYNC, Kimberlake. I got to go get divorced."
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"Ooh, two questions."
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"Do you like Spanish guys, and can you roller-skate?"
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"And probably."
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"Oh, wait, I said that backwards."
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, your house is that way, dummy."
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"Oh, my God, thank you."
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"I've been standing here for hours."
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"So, according to the license presented by Mrs. Wilkerson,"
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"you two were married on June 6, 1998."
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"And do you, Ronald Ephen Wilkerson,"
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"Mm-kay."
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"on June 6, 1998."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That's the same day."
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"Is it? I wouldn't know."
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"You left before we even did our first dance."
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"And you know our choreography was on point."
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"Mm, you dropped me every time."
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"I thought at least you ran away to be with a man."
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"But here you are,"
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