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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Roller Skating! (S02E02)

"♪ Yeah, it's live and let live ♪"
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"♪ Under the Manhattan ♪"
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"Chew up crackers and pretend to throw up on us after prom"
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"I could see it happening, yes."
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"But who cares?"
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"We're going out."
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"We're gonna get more phone numbers than the NSA."
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"Political!"
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"Oh, I'll be in Intimates."
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"Hi, I need a box of silverfish poison."
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"No, sir, ma'am. That guy is buy the last one."
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"Kimmy?"
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"Dong."
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"It's so nice to see you."
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"I'd like that."
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"Still Sonja?"
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"Yes, thank you."
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"and the silverfish ate all our towels."
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"Wow, your English is getting really well."
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"Thank you."
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"I didn't have you to help me anymore,"
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"Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
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"Well, it's working."
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"Aw, you're sweet."
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"Dong?"
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"You should come roller-skating with us."
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"What? Lillian, no."
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"Everyone knows you can't skate as a threesies."
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"Shut up."
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"As luck would have it, we'll be a foursome."
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"Okay, hi-hi."
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"I think Dong probably needs to get back to his wife, Lillian."
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"Actually, Sonja's at her Bikram hot yogurt class,"
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"and I do have to stay out of the apartment"
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"So, yeah, that sounds amazing."
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"We'll be a foursome."
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"Come on."
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"I want this."
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"Like you do."
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"You're right. I'm wrong."
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"♪ You can feel it ♪"
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"♪ Boogie oogie, oogie, oogie ♪"
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"♪ Pray to the corn god ♪"
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"♪ He's corn-lectric ♪"
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"white idiot"
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"wedding dance..."
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"Oh, my corn god."
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"So a brunch, huh?"
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"That's Frasier fancy."
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"It's just to impress the immigration officer."
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"Sonja and I have to be believably married for two years,"
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"and then I'll be a real American and get divorced."
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"Let's talk about something else."
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"Mm, I think Khloé"
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"is probably the smartest of the Kardashians"
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"'cause, like, she makes the most sense."
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"I've never seen their show."
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"I just know that Kim is a butt star"
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"and married a rapper who hates college."
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"And Kourtney finally ended her destructive relationship with Scott."
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"Meanwhile, Kim's firing back at the haters"
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"with a naked pregnancy selfie."
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"Wait, how do I know all this?"
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"I saw it on the regular news."
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"Duh."
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"What?"
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"Oh, looking good, Red."
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"I need to find a new boyfriend."
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"Yeah, but it's just a sham marriage"
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"like Titus and Vonda"
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"or Abe Lincoln, Mary Todd."
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"Political!"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Some things are just wrong,"
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"like kissing a married person"
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"called moral relativism."
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"Where you're from, in the Midwest,"
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"I'm a wrestling coach."
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"And then one day, boof,"
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"the wheels come off,"
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"they do it all in one weekend, and drop dead."
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"Here, we say,"
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"No, I don't like that."
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"What a disaster."
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"If you want the sandwich, take the sandwich, of course."
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"Right, wrong, ehh."
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"Ooh. Oh."
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"You have so many more bones than Sonja."
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"I used to eat a lot of powdered milk."
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"I'm sorry, but we don't know what to do with you anymore."
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"Two silo explosions? How?"
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"Jackie Lynn, our town can't afford this."
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"We have so little money as it is."
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"The elders are having a sweat tonight"
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"to pray for a resolution to the Jackie Lynn situation."
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"- I want to go. - No."
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"Stay away from the sweat lodge."
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"Jackie Lynn, you belong to another tribe now."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Maybe you should go back to New York."
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"Well... okay."
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"Pew-pew! Pew!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm shooting nightmares at you."
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"That's not how it works."
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"It symbolizes connectivity."
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"If even one thread breaks,"
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"everything falls apart."
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"It's like you, Jackie Lynn."
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"You need to mend your web."
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"But your connections are back in Manhattan."
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"I feel like Rob Kardashian!"
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"The sock designer?"
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"Why do I know that?"
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"Driver, just go around the block a few times."
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"Oh. Right."
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"No. No."
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"The prisoner locks."
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"Help!"
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"Help!"
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