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Clips from Private Benjamin (1980)

"Good job."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...painter break up?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Claire is a brilliant woman."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And he had a neurotic need to find a father-in-law who had a lot of money."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And I am not going to sit around with my thumb up my ass..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...during the throes of passion."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"If Patton were alive, he would slap your face."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Captain Lewis."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"We're not blind to the fact that half of Europe is Communistic."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"But here at S.H.A.P.E. They're still the enemy."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's either him..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...or us."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Can't you hear? - Can't you move?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Listen, the tablecloths..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Is it smart to fire the maid just before the wedding?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"They're coming over on Army Transport next week."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Honey, who was that?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Surprised? I'd call it catatonic."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I want to have a baby with you."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You cannot expect me to give you..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...half of a house that's been in my family for centuries."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Did I write that? I'm sorry."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's an absolute vision."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What are you doing?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Two weeks ago I was like a god to you!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Honey, I'm nervous."
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"No."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"He never showed up?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...but you really might be better-off."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Don't be ridiculous!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What am I going to do? I'm a wreck."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You did Claire's dishes?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Shall I stop being nice to people because we're marrying?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Not so fast."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I know this is a very awkward time to do this..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You're such a schmuck!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- There's Claire. - Where?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"With this ring be thou consecrated unto me as my wife."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"According to the law of Moses and faith of Israel."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And you, Judy, say to Yale these words."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Take the ring."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"This ring is a symbol that you are my husband."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"This ring is a symbol that you are my husband."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And a sign of my love and devotion."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...you spoke words and performed the rites..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...husband and wife."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Step on it."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"PRIVATE BENJAMIN"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"But I only have eyes"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"For you"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Judy Goodman"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Do you have a date?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"No, I told your Uncle Phil I'd meet him to look at his lease."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"He thinks he's getting evicted. Let me just talk to him."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Okay?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Thanks for marrying me. - You're welcome."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Get me a Perrier with a twist?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Arnie! - So you did it, huh?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I can't believe you married Goodman..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...when you could've had me."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I could have lived with you, Arnie."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Big difference."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Look who I found! Mr. Waxman, the upholsterer."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I didn't recognize you without nails in your mouth."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I brought a little something I think you're going to love."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Mr. Waxman, you finished the ottoman!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Yale will be thrilled."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Wait a minute! Is this mushroom piping?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Looks beige-y to me, Ma. This isn't the right color, is it?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Ben..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"That's as close as you're going to get to mushroom in Philadelphia."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Mr. Waxman, we've been through this a zillion times."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I told you I'm doing Yale's study in mushroom."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm sure you could've found a yard of mushroom fabric."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You want it, I'll get it."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"This is your night!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Wheels?!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Mr. Waxman, I wanted upholstered balls."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Upholstered balls?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Come on, Peanut. - Where're we going?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- My feet hurt. - Your feet will be fine."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I just want to talk to you."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What? Want a divorce already?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Darling, I have a very bad headache."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Sweetheart..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...it's not a Tylenol headache."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Honey! - Please?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Honey, not here! - Please, why not? Come on!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Why? Because everybody I know is ten feet away."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- They're having a good time. Please? - No, I'll ruin my dress."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Your dress is fine. Come on! - Honey, please? I don't want to."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I love you so much."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Hi, Yale."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Judy's always been a good girl. Always!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"That's ancient history. The smartest thing she ever did was to marry you."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's very important for a father to know..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...his daughter's going to be well taken care of. Don't laugh!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You'll know what I mean when your daughter gets married."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Anyway, that's number one."
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"Number two!"
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"We'll still have Sunday breakfasts?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Of course, Daddy. - Good."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You can get the whitefish on your way over."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I want to give you two a little something from mother and me..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I guess it's not carpeting for the living room."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"That's for the future, not Lord and Taylor, you little jerk!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Teddy, you're amazing!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's my pleasure. Just use it in good health."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Thanks, Mom."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'll show my mother, she'll go crazy!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I can't believe it!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Jude, get me a cigarette."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Coming back inside, Daddy?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I just want to see the recap of tonight's game."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Should I wait for you here?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Dad?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Get me a match, doll."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Jerry, if you call her you'll screw it up. That's my job, all right?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"No, to call her."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"How long you married? Anything more than 15 years, you lose the house."
Private Benjamin (1980)
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