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Clips from Private Benjamin (1980)

"It's not my rule, that's just the way it is."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Keep the boat, it's a male item."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Prenups is the only way to get around this and it's too late."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Give her the microwave, it's a built-in!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It comes with the house. What'll you do with one oven?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's late now. 6:30 a.m. Monday..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...we'll play racquetball. We'll figure it out then. Can you wait?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"We'll be in Jamaica 6:30 Monday."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'll be on my honeymoon Monday."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I don't know, from the hotel."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"No, you'll be halved at worst. You're okay."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- That'll never happen to us. - I know."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Did this bathroom turn out gorgeous? - This ass is gorgeous."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Come here."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- What? - Wait, honey."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Lift your back leg. - I don't have a back leg."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's our wedding night. It's not real romantic making love in the sink."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- It's romantic making love anywhere. - I know. I love you."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Let's go into the bedroom. - We're going into the bedroom next."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Just here. Good, sweetie!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Honey, good!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You're on my hair, get off my hair."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"How's that?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Oh, honey! - What?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Why don't we go and get in bed?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Oh, God, full of compassion, thou who dwellest on high."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Grant perfect rest unto the soul of Yale Goodman..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...who has departed from this world."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Lord of mercy, bring him into Thy presence..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and let his soul be bound up in the bond of eternal life."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Amen."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...by saying there is any justice in this world."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Just be thankful for the friendship..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"My philosophy of life has gotten me through some very rough times."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Let me share it with you."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Judith?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Just one thing."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"If you can remember..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...what were Yale's last words?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...but you got to get right back into circulation."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"When you fall off the horse, you got to climb right back on."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Aunt Kissy, please!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Could I be alone now?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm sorry."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"She wants to be alone."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Sell everything and buy her new. - Buy her new? She'll live with us."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- What if she doesn't want to? - She doesn't know what she wants."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And what's she going to do now? Be my secretary again?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"The girl's 29 years old and trained to do nothing."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm 28."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Look what we got!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I've never not belonged to somebody."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"My first boyfriend was in nursery school. I was two..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and he was three and since then..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...I've been pinned, lavaliered, engaged..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...married twice."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"The first time, I was twenty."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"See, I've been in this room eight days..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"If I'm not going to be married..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...I don't know what I'm supposed to do with myself."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Did you happen to see that movie Unmarried Woman?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Well, I didn't get it."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I would've been Mrs. Alan Bates so fast..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...that guy wouldn't have known what hit him."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"The thing is, and then I'll shut up..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...I haven't done anything wrong."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And I feel like I'm being punished!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I thought I'd be filling up my freezer..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and be getting this new pine sideboard that I ordered and..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Jessica, I do hate..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"So set your phone down and turn your radio up, okay?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Hello, Night Owl, you're on the air."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You lucked out. I read in the Enquirer this morning..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...that marriage causes cancer."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Philadelphia Night Owl, you're on the air."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"About that Palestinian homeland. In your Bible you'll see..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...that the Arabs had first dibs on the West Bank."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Not tonight, Del, thanks."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Line 4, have you got advice for Jessica?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"And nobody knows better than you that things can't get much worse."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's also pretty obvious that you need guidance, security..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What I'm saying is, I think I can help you find a new life."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"- Are you Jessica? - Jim?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Yeah, hi."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I should tell you, my name is really Judy."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I just didn't want anybody I knew to hear me on the radio."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It means, It makes no difference in German."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I was stationed over there for 26 months."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"UNITED STATES ARMY RECRUITING STATION"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What does that look like to you?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What? Club Med?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's the Fort Ord Army Base in Monterey, California."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"The Army is the best-kept secret in the world, Judy."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Looks great, but you don't know me."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm not the Army type."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Forget that old brown boot image of the Army."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Check out this list of jobs."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"There's over 300 jobs, and only a couple of them not offered to ladies."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Trained killers, stuff like that."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Nothing."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Thanks."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"What are you thinking?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm thinking about..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...my family..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and my house..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and all the gifts I have to return."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"You shouldn't be saddled with a lot of responsibilities and decisions now."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I'm prepared to offer you $458 a month, train you in the job of your choice..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...pay for your food, your housing, all your medical..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...and give you a 30-day paid vacation. I'll tell you something..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Europe?"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"I promise, you'll be in the best physical shape you've ever been in."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"La Costa. That's good!"
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Quit."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"It's a job, like anything else."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"State your full name."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"Do solemnly swear or affirm..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...I will support and defend..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"...from all enemies, foreign and domestic."
Private Benjamin (1980)
"That I will bear true faith and allegiance..."
Private Benjamin (1980)
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