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Clips from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"or something special, but never about a relationship,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"so you feel guilty that he cheated,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"No, I just knew a guy like him,"
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"Skip,"
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"- Yeah, - It seems to me..."
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"You'd break up with him, Blah-blah-blah-blah,"
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"John would have another girlfriend in a second,"
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"I'd get even,"
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"You're that girl who wigged out last year and got sent to rehab!"
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"No, I..."
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"- No, - Fat camp?"
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"- My name is... - No... talking!"
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"Hey, honey!"
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"I'm in a hurry,"
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"I've got a... big date tonight,"
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"Drummer?"
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"Well, veterinarian,"
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"Technician,"
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"- So you're dating a dog nurse,"
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"You've... got a friend at the door,"
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"What?!"
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"Kate, right?"
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"I don't even know him,"
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"So? You don't know anyone,"
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"You're like the Swiss, You're neutered,"
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"Uh, it's neutral, Kate, if the three of us..."
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"You brought us here, You showed us that we have..."
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"something in common,"
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"Learning Center?"
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"This way,"
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"Wow,"
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"You spend way too much time in after-school programs,"
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"Beth, can you get the lights?"
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"It's the remote... labeled ''lights,''"
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"Okay, guys, Let's go,"
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"Please try and pay attention, and all cell phones off,"
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"Kate... do your thing,"
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"My thing? Oh, okay,"
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"Kate, I like where you're going with this,"
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"Okay, girls, we need to defineJohn,"
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"in a frame made of muscles,"
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"But what makes him tick?"
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"What is it, girls? Dig deep,"
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"It's his eyes..."
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"his lips, his chest, the..."
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"his whole body kinda tightens..."
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"Not what I meant!"
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"Look, back to the point, We all agree he's hot,"
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"by undermining their confidence, makin' 'em feel lame,"
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"I don't think this is a case for..."
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"''U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi,''"
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"And-And sinceJohn's game is that he always has a date..."
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"to get even with a guy like that, you make him... undatable,"
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"- Undatable,"
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"of all that is John Tucker,"
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"Girls... I think I have an idea,"
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"you could make your looks work for you,"
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"Don't you think, Robert?"
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"And of course he's done..."
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"all my yearbook photos since middle school on recycled paper,"
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"Okay,John,"
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"The trick is just relax..."
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"More pouting, yeah! Oh, yeah, I love you,"
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"I love you, Now make me hate you!"
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"Hate me! Yeah! Oh, yeah!"
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"Nice, nice, nice! Now you're a tree,"
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"Now hate me,John,"
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"Oh, you hate me,John!"
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"I mean, what are human beings here for if not to, you know..."
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"make... horses and stuff out of clay?"
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"Really? I'm so glad you feel that way,"
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"Totally,"
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"Hey, isn't that you?"
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"I do some part-time male modeling,"
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"-Can I have a sip? - Yeah,"
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"Um..."
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"What?! No, I..."
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"What? No, that's not real,"
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"Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck?"
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"Rule #1 in warfare;"
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"Never underestimate your opponent,"
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"I don't personally suffer from an STD..."
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"I mean, are we missing something?"
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"- I am, My social life, - Hey!"
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"Hey, Ms, Spencer,"
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"''Lori,'' please,"
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"So, what are you girls up to?"
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"- Destroying a man, - Ooh, who do I make my check out to?"
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"He's totally indestructible,"
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"We give him herpes, they give him an award,"
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"Fake herpes, Mom, N..."
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"It was a whole reputation thing,"
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"It's a long story,"
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"Sure, Yeah, the old ''fake herpes, reputation...'' thing,"
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"I can unpack the groceries if you've got... stuff,"
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"I get it, All right,"
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"Play nice, girls, Hmm,"
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"Okay, your mom is so hot!"
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"She does Yogalates,"
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"Carrie, what are you always typing on there?"
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"Oh, lists... normal stuff, same as everyone,"
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"I have my ''To Do'' list, my ''Goals'' list..."
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"my ''Contingency'' list, my ''Observations''..."
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"because ''Observations'' require a topic sentence..."
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"and ''Notions'' do not,"
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"Normal stuff,"
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"Totally,"
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"Well, at least I'm not medicated,"
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"Excuse me, This is an all-natural beauty supplement,"
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"Estrogen? Heather!"
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"They torture innocent horses for this,"
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"Peeing isn't torture, Menopause is,"
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"I steal it from my mom,"
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"Guys take steroids to get pecs,"
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"I just wanna go up a cup size,"
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"I don't think it works like that,"
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"It stops your natural hormone production,"
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"Yeah, and when you run out..."
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"you're gonna grow a mustache and a penis,"
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"Okay, What we need is one major hit..."
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