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Clips from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"that's gonna crush his whole macho thing, you know?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We need him to understand what it feels like to be us,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"And what's more terrifying to a man than..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"not being manly?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I wanna see a three-man weave from center,"
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"Two hands, Matt,"
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"Alex, you, too, Come on, Pick it up,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Um, are you tryin' to bulk up?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Coach has me drinkin' 'em twice a day,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh... not working,"
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"I mean, the slim look works for some guys, but..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"you're definitely losing tone,"
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"Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses,"
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"Oh,"
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"I was with Alex, but..."
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"he got burnt pretty badly in an experiment, so..."
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"Run for your life,''"
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"Okay, Well, uh, you can start by measuring..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"40 milliliters into that graduated cylinder,"
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"All right,"
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"Whoa, Slow down,"
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"And wait till the bottom of the meniscus is at that line,"
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"I'm-I'm sorry, The meniscus?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Wait till the curvy part is at the doodad,"
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"Stop right... there,"
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"- Oh! - Oh!"
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"Oh, God! I..."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- Ow, it's burning, - Really?"
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"Ah, it's burning!"
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"Oh, Well, okay,"
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"It just kinda... looks like I peed,"
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"Hey, all right, All right, This is just silly!"
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"Hey! Cool it,"
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"Yeah, Kate,"
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"Geez, cool it,"
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"What?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"have to flush before you go away?"
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"Play clean,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Hey, if I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would've farted,"
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"He started it, He's bein' mean,"
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"Dude, that's mine! I got low blood sugar!"
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"De-fense! De-fense!"
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"John!"
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"John!"
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"Come on,John!"
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"Fine!"
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"You see? Now look what you made me do,"
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"John, you okay?"
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"'Cause I feel okay, I feel fine,"
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"I'm saying focus,"
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"I'm in it,"
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"On three, One-two-three..."
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"ALL: Kodiaks!"
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"Tucker, Tucker, are you okay?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"No,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I-I-I'm anxious and bloated..."
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"and...my nipples hurt,"
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"We need ya, Get up, Let's go,"
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"No! I won't!"
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"''W-W-We need you,John, Let's go,John,"
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"John-John-John!''"
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"You're always yelling at me..."
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"but you never listen to me,"
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"What about my feelings?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It was a kill-strike..."
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"Leave me alone!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"...and it landed with shock and awe,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"under the reign ofJohn Tucker's charm,"
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"Yo, what's up, guys?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Tommy,"
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"was the most courageous thing I've ever seen any man do,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"This is my peer-counseling hotline,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Give it a call anytime you want to talk,"
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"I stay up late,"
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"I want to feel a real man,"
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"anything... I'm here,"
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"Hey, sweetie, Can we talk?"
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"My peer counselor says I need to look into..."
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"my emotional responsibility,"
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"So, I've been doing some ''me'' work..."
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"and, uh, it's really been clearing things up,"
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"Hmm,"
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"And, well, you know there's only one girl for me,"
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"You know? I'm just ready to find..."
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"So... we good?"
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"Well... he dumped me,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"You, like, invented complex,"
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"Oh, my God, I'm such a slut!"
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"Ow!"
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"- Oh, God!"
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"I can't believe I ate meat for him,"
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"Still, I don't eat anything with a face,"
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"Chocolate on chocolate,"
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"Oh, yeah,"
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"Chocolate is theJohn Tucker... of all snack food,"
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"What, it's gotta get with every candy on the shelf?"
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"No, no, no, chocolate makes everything better,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"My mom says that it can even mend your broken heart,"
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"You know, I was thinking..."
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"instead of doing all this..."
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"What?"
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"Heather, that's pretty genius,"
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"Not... everybody,"
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"- No, - Mm-hmm,"
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"- I don't even like him, - So?"
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"You're not really gonna be dating him,"
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"You'll be pretending,"
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"Exactly,"
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"Look, I know what you're thinking,"
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"''I'm not as pretty as Heather,"
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"''I'm not that smart,"
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"''I'm not that..."
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"That's true,"
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"But you have us,"
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"I mean really fall in love- and then we'll..."
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"yank it all out from under him,"
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"No, it's just not gonna work, I..."
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"I used all my mom's estrogen pills..."
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"and now she looks like Bernie Mac,"
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