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Clips from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"Two green salads, dressing on the side,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Salmon for her, Lobster for me,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I love when you do that,"
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"I love doing that,"
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"I bet it's even hotter off of you,"
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"JOHN: Never been here before, babe..."
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"Three girlfriends?"
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"JOHN:Oh, no! Veal?"
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"I'm sorry, Let's just go,"
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"You know, if I wanted to torture animals..."
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"Which..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"being a vegan teen activist is usually code for ''easy, ''"
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"You know, for you, I don't have to give up all meat,"
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"I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool,"
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"He goes out with girls from different cliques..."
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"I don't know,Just a guess,"
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"- He did? - Yeah, totally,"
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"Yo, Tuck!"
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"I don't know,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"but even he couldn't anticipate the events of Black Tuesday,"
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"Coach Claypoole had acute angina?"
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"John Tucker,"
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"so we're combining all first period gym classes,"
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"Yeah, yeah, I know, We all hate each other,"
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"No, we hate you,"
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"Sarah, Denise and Kimmi, this side!"
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"My name is Lucretia!"
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"I'm Kate, Kate,"
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"All right, ladies... let's play ball!"
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"You're Heather, right? I'm Kate,"
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"You weren't at the party last night, Where were you?"
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"Well, this is totally on the DL, I mean, not fit to print,"
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"I'm dating...John Tucker,"
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"Sorry, It slipped,"
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"Okay, All right, I'm fine,"
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"Okay, everybody, Let's play,"
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"You know what?"
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"He's mine! Stay away from him!"
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"Oh! Girls! Peace and love! Come on!"
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"No guy is worth fighting over! Stop!"
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"There's nothing to fight about!"
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"What the hell is your problem?"
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"I am dating John Tucker,"
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"Enough!"
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"you're beating the shit out of each other?!"
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"Detention, You, you, you and you!"
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"Honestly,"
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"Who is that?"
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"I don't know, Pam... something,"
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"Cheap Trick, I understand,"
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"Yeah, Yeah, it is,"
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"Yeah, you can't really hum to Cheap Trick,"
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"So, um, where is everybody?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"of being... detained,"
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"Hey, babe,"
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"I had a great time with these two on the beach,"
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"Ugh..."
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"That's not, uh, usually the reaction he gets from girls,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It's generally more like a..."
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"Yeah, okay,"
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"Yeah, you're right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"He can have his jerk moments,"
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"Oh, I thought he was you guys'... god, or whatever,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh, You're the other Tucker?"
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"Oh, no, no, That's not what I meant,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Naw, it's-it's cool,"
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"I'll let you in on a secret, though,"
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"My mom..."
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"Good for you,"
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"Yeah,"
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"Yeah, sure,"
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"Later, guys,"
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"Later, man,"
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"In PE today, some loser said that she went out with you,"
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"Really? And you believed her,"
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"No, I mean, I don't know,"
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"You can't have a girlfriend..."
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"...in basketball season,"
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"But..."
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"You know, it's... it's an unspoken bond,"
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"And I love how secure you are,"
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"Detention has begun,"
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"I'll be right back,"
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"And no talking!"
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"So, I talked toJohn,"
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"It was sweet,"
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"He felt bad for you,"
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"He said that you were jealous because..."
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"and I just love how secure you are?"
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"Because you're the..."
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"...only girl for me?!"
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"Damn!"
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"He said the same thing to all of us,"
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"Figures, He makes up with us..."
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"and then he hooks up with us..."
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"John and I share something special,"
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"Oh, what, that you've both been in your pants?"
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"We share a vegan/nonviolent outlook on life,"
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"Hippie slut,"
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"Oh, nice, Heather,"
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"that Little Miss Cheerleader brings it on,"
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"- Look... - You, too?"
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"-John and I belong together,"
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"Oh, I'm sorry..."
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"Oh, like he'd take either of you two seriously!"
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"- Do not lump me with her! - Oh, so, what..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- now you're better than me? - Shut up,"
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"- What? - Excuse me? - What?"
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"Sorry, S-Sorry,"
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"You have something to say?"
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"Uh..."
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"No, it's none of my business,"
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"What?"
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"Okay, let me guess,"
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"Does he always use pet names like ''baby''..."
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"and ''sweetheart''?"
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"Yeah, it's not out of affection,"
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"It's so he won't mix up your names,"
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"And-And he's all about an unspoken bond..."
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