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Clips from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"Yes, Exactly,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm doing things I don't understand,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm trying so hard,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"But I'm out of plays,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Kate... you're the one,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We'll crush him,"
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"Kill time, Bam!"
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"Happy birthday, little Tucker,"
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"CARRI E: Okay, so, now we..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Um... y-you guys..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm feeling a little weird about this whole thing,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I know, um, but..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"You don't care about him,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Well, friends don't say they're gonna do something and then..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"And then totally screw everybody over!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"because you're fired!"
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"Hang on,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"And what are they doing talking to you?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"the rest of them- you fell for my brother,"
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"You want to know whyJohn fell for you?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Everybody knows how he can be, He is John Tucker,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Mom! The frosting!"
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"There's cake under it,"
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"Oh,"
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"You know, I'm starting to get this whole ''Skip'' thing,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I just got so caught up in it,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I was invisible for so long that..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We 'bout to thump up in here!"
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"Now, old pal, let's cut this cake..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- He's got mad skills! - Now take a look at hotter!"
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"We love you,John!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Happy birthday,John!"
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"Look, I've never done this before, so..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"This is cool,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"...I'm not exactly sure how it goes,"
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"John Tucker, there's only one guy out there..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"This entire time..."
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"''We''?"
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"Well, hey..."
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"Yeah,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- What's the deal?! - What's going on?!"
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"But... I'm done pretending,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We should never have done this to you,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So big deal, she lied,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Look... they're right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"All right, we all do it,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I lie,"
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"Ow!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I think you bobbed when I..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- Weaved, Yeah, - Right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"and three days to get the stripper cake out of our hair,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So, uh..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"that I shouldn't be operating a band saw,"
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"Yes, I'm sure,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Um... you know, 'cause you're, uh..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"smarter than me, and so far, uh..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I just upgraded my boob cam,"
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"Hang out?"
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"Where's that gonna go on my college application?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I think we can make this work,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh,!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"just remember; when you mess with a John Tucker..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"you better be prepared for the consequences,"
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"Anonymous, A-N-O-N-"
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"Anonymous,"
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"I'm sorry, That's wrong,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It's not that I didn't try,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I mean, I was always a real..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Homework for tomorrow..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Of course, when it came to love..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, That sucked,"
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"S-U-C-K-E-D, Sucked,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"There was another thing working against me,"
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"Hi,"
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"Oh, hi, I'm Kate, W-We just moved here,"
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"I mean, duh- the boxes and everything..."
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"Um... I made these for you,"
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"Be careful; you're hot, I mean..."
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"So hot,"
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"She's just had trouble keeping them,"
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"I used to keep track, but I found it exhausting,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"get ahead of ourselves now, Skip,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Why do you keep calling me Skip?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"KATE: Because, eventually..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"that's what they all do,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"A quick therapy session... or two... or three..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"and then we pack up the car and flee to another town,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I never had to deal with the whole ''awkward good-bye''thing,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It wasn't easy, but in just a few short months..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I went from ''sort of unknown''to..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Captain of the basketball team, his family's loaded..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"and he looks somewhere between an Abercrombie model..."
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"and a Greek god,"
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"It's no question who's taking the Kodiaks to State this year,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"John Tucker here, also known as ''Tuck''..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"...some people call me ''T-Money''..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"but I'm best known as ''El Capitan,''"
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"Short skirts equals talent, Yay,"
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"Go, Kodiaks!"
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"Hey, Table six,"
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"I spoke toJohn Tucker,"
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"I mean, I was totally in control,"
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"I-I mean, y..."
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"I'm... not quite ready to order,"
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"Thanks,"
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"Please tell me I did notjust curtsy,"
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"What was I thinking?"
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"Of course a guy like that already has a girlfriend,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"That's Carrie Shaeffer,"
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"Junior Achievers, 4-H Club..."
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"I've decided to write a children's book,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Mm! You are so sexy when you speak French,"
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"Mm..."
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"He's got two girlfriends,"
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"Sort of self-explanatory,"
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"''Why don't we 'Stomp, Fight, Roar?'''"
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"''Stomp, Fight, Roar?''"
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"I know!"
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"I mean, at halftime? What a dud,"
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