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Clips from Mr. Mom (1983)

"here's a guy who's taking a pretty bad beating, you know?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"He's up against the ropes, his eye's cut--"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Was his manager dead or alive? - Yeah."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"All right, forget Rocky. Forget I brought it up. Get it outta your head."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"The point is, when you're down, you're not necessarily out."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You know-- I mean--"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You gotta hang tough. I don't-- I don't know."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Woman on P.A. ] Jack Butler, report to the staff office."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I gotta go, guys. See you later."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"♪ [ Singing Theme from Rocky ] - Watch his left!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Laughing ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"They're gonna knock him out, baby."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Think so? - He didn't see Rocky."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Larry! Larry!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Are you crazy? What'd you do that for?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Why didn't you tell me this morning I was being canned?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I couldn't say anything until it was official! - Wait a minute!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Oh, Jinx. You did it, didn't you?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- You fired these guys after all they've contributed. - Jack."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Aw, don't Jack me. After the support! - Jack."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Aw, man, the devotion they gave you."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You son of a bitch! I'll kill ya! You--"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Technically furloughed. Why don't you give me a break!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- None of it's yours, Jinx. - Aw, come on, come on."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You're too damn good not to catch on somewhere."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Where am I gonna catch on? Where we gonna catch on?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Nagasaki? The Ruhr Valley?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You're not exactly walking out of here empty-handed. You've got your full severance."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You got your profit sharing."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Here. Guess what. A surprise."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Full pro rata refund for this month's gas."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Great. There's only one more thing I want. - What's that?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Disability! - Oh, no! No! Oh, no! No!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Larry! Larry! Come on! No! No!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Larry! Hey! Get the valium."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Men ] ♪ Plop, plop, fizz, fizz oh, what a relief it is ♪"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Laughing ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- See you guys. - Jack, keep in touch."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Uh, I will, Larry. You all right?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Oh, yeah. - Okay. 'Cause remember what Jinx said."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Keep that sense of humor. It's critical. Humor."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Alex, Kenny, come on. Hurry up!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"That's good. Step to. Hup, two, three, four. That's it."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Nice, boys. You look real nice."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Does daddy know he got fired yet?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Hi, dad!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Hey. Hi. Boy, you guys look nice."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Door Closes ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"What, do you all have dates or something?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"We heard you got fired."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Technically, furloughed, sport."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- You're not a bum, are you, daddy? - No, but I'm workin' on it."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You want my Woobie?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Actually, I kinda would like it. But instead I'll take a kiss."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- We're having special dinner. - What are we having?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Colonel Chicken. - We can't afford that!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Alex ] Yea! Let's enjoy it. It may be our last."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Sighs ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You know, I know this sounds crazy, but I actually feel great."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I don't know why. I don't know why, but I feel great."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"to do some work around the house I've been wanting to get to."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- And, you know, we're in pretty good shape. - Yep, we are, for a while."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Wait, what do you think? I'll never get another job again? Don't worry about it."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I already put the word out. - What would you say if I did too?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Sighs ] I put the word out."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- There's no reason I shouldn't try to get a job myself. - Have I been missing something?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I mean, has your phone been ringing off the hook?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Oh, this isn't a contest. - No, hon. This'll be good. This is a good idea."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"We'll make it a contest. - What? - It'll be fun."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I'll bet you a hundred to one... - [ Groans ] - you don't get a job before I do."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Jack-- - Okay, come on, doll face. Give me a dollar."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I don't even have a dollar. - Oh, you wanna bet, but you don't have a dollar?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Hey, I don't wanna bet. - Hey, I thought somebody said they wanted to bet."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Wait till I get the kids. - I don't bet. I don't take bets. I don't believe in bets."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You're bettin' now. Alex, Kenny! Come here."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I want you to know it's comin' out of my severance pay too."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Come on, guys. Hurry. This is gonna be fun. I'm makin' mommy a bet."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Wow. - that she doesn't get a job before me."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Kenny, hold the money. - I better hold it, dad. Money makes him crazy."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Good point. - It isn't healthy."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Oh, Jack. - Can we bet too? - Absolutely!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[Both Kids] Yea!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Jack ] Take the money, Caroline."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Jack, I don't want the money."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Look, you won. A bet's a bet!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Aren't you being a little hard on yourself? - No! It's fine!"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I mean, you have applied to everything on wheels from Toyota to Schwinn."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"You're gonna get a job any day now. Really."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Now, do you wanna go over that list one more time?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"No, I don't wanna go over the list! Okay. Let's go over the list."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Alex has school at 7:30. - 7:30. - His pickup is 1:00 sharp. - 1:00."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- When Megan starts rubbing her ears, it's time for her nap. - Nap."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"But don't let her sleep past 11:30, because she won't go down for her afternoon nap."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Wait. Will she rub her ears again? - No. Just in the morning."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- And please don't let her sit around in a wet diaper. - Obviously, hon."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Kenny, he'll pretty much take care of himself, won't you?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Just keep him busy. Give him his tinkertoys or his coloring book."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"I think Alex will be a little helper, won't you?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- We got it covered. Right, guys? - Okay."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Oh, boy, am I gonna miss you guys."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Take it easy on daddy. Remember, he's a rookie. - Bye, mom."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Bye, honey. - Mommy? - Yes?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"It's a jungle out there."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I don't know where he gets this. - On second thought, I will take this money."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I might need it for lunch or something special. - Okay."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Actually, a lot of men would love to have this kind of time to spend with their kids."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Hon, you're looking at one."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- I'm a regular Phil Donahue here. - Yes, you are."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"- Okay, okay. Come here. - Okay."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Go get 'em."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Oh, thanks for the loan."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Thunder Crashing ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Mommy doesn't do it like this."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"We're gonna do it the Jack Butler method. What is this? This is nuts."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Car Horn Honking ] [ Honks ]"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"[ Alex ] Because you're doing it wrong."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"See?"
Mr. Mom (1983)
"And we do just the reverse when we pick up."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"This way our little ones don't have to walk between the cars to get to the learning facility."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"Okay, move it out, and remember, south to drop off,"
Mr. Mom (1983)
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