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Clips from Mr. Mom (1983)

"Morning, Alex."
Mr. Mom (1983)
"we're gonna be playing this morning."
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"'cause I'm such a nice guy. [Kenny] No!"
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"[ Mobile Key Clicking ]"
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"How's everybody?"
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"What are we watching here, Kenny?"
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"We're all onto you, honey. [ Car Horn Honks ]"
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"- That's right. - You didn't tell Lou until after he chipped in for gas money."
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"- Amen. - Lines?"
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"- Well, hang tough, baby. - Yeah, be Rocky!"
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"[ Choking ]"
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"Wait a minute, guys. Wait."
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"- You're fired too. - Now you fire me."
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"I-- I'm fired?"
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"You're not fired."
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"Something's gonna turn up. You guys are terrific engineers."
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"Oh, no! Hold it!"
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"[ Laughs ] Love you, Jack!"
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"Yes, but we're not gonna mention it to him, are we, honey?"
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"- We want daddy to feel good, don't we? - You hear that?"
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"[ Mother ] He's coming now. Everybody smile real big."
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"Laid off. Just laid off, remember?"
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"I do, you know. Because, I don't know, now I'll have the time..."
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"I have a couple of years' experience in advertising. I have a college degree."
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"- Well, no, Jack. - You think you're gonna get a job before I do?"
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"Jack, I don't take bets, and I don't want your money."
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"I want to make a very good impression. How do I look?"
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"Remember, when Kenny starts talking to his breakfast, that means he's finished, right?"
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"Sweetie. All right, just relax. There's nothing to this, you know."
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"[ Scoffs ] Very funny, Jack."
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"Dad, you passed it!"
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"[ Horns Honking Continuously ]"
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"[ Jack ] Why are they all honking?"
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"Tell me I'm doing it wrong. I know how to do this."
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"Hi, Jack. I'm Annette."
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"- Hi. - You're doing it wrong."
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"This is what I tell all my new mommies: We enter from the south..."
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"and we exit from the north."
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"[ Horns Honking ]"
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"Ron? And who would Ron be?"
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"Well, now, before we go in here, let me give you some advice."
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"Keep your mouth shut and your ears open,"
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"and you just might learn something."
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"My father founded this agency on Schooner Tuna."
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"Do, uh, any of these layouts-- Does anything make sense to you?"
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"Uh--"
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"[ Everyone Laughing ]"
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"[ All Scoffing ] - Harriet housewife."
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"Over there, dad."
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"[ Cart Wheel Rattling ]"
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"[ Man on P.A. ] Remember, we're a volume store-- - I have the right of way."
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"- I'm sorry. [ Crying ]"
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"give me a half pound of salami."
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"Italian, kosher, hard, pork, beef, cotto or what?"
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"Your entire cheddar family. - Can you run the hams back one more time?"
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"Stay right here, okay? Comin' back."
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"Kenny!"
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"Hey, I'll trade ya. My kid for yours."
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"- Irv, one lost child. [ Irv ] Lost child alert."
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"Mommy training can be very, very tricky, and I can help..."
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"[ Jack, Kids ] ♪ Oh, Susanna oh, don't you cry for me ♪"
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"Honey, I can't believe this."
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"Tell him I'll be right down."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"I'm Jack Butler. Nice to meet you."
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"It's 7:00 in the morning."
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"Takin' advantage of some of the time off to add a whole new wing on here."
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"Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes."
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"I write poetry, [ Rustling ] I paint, sculpt and-- oh."
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"- Jack. - Jack."
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"- Very nice outfit, honey. - Thank you."
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"And-- Oh, thank you very much."
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"Yeah, I'm glad you brought up, uh-- what's his name?"
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"Oh! Hmm. Sorry."
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"[ Roaring ]"
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"Dad! Dad!"
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"You crazy? You fed a baby chili?"
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"[ Brakes Squeal ]"
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"Hey! Cowards."
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"[ Megan Laughing ]"
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"- Oh, no-- well, butter's my personal choice. - But butter can scorch."
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"[ Caroline ] Well, you're mad, aren't you? [Jack] I'm not mad."
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"[ Jack ] Yeah. Hand-me-down."
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"Welcome to the Richardson-Frankel annual corporate olympics!"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Well, why don't you stick around for a few minutes anyway,"
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"Looks like we got ourselves a little competition this year. Butler is a real jock."
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"Relax, Butler. You're not gonna win anyway."
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"Yeah. [ Groans ]"
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"[ Man ] You know what that's going to lead to, don't you?"
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"Just who is the culprit?"
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"Vic, open your eyes. Buddy. She's been makin' it with your friend Kevin."
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"[ Nikki ] Then we'll just have a no-fault divorce."
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"[ Kevin ] Right. My own flesh and blood."
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"Okay. I'd appreciate it if you guys kept it down, okay?"
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"Well, I'm gonna see your 25-cent Wheaties rebate..."
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"That's it for me. I'll fold."
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"Come on. Are you gonna play cards or flap your gums?"
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"I'm calling you with a 25-cent new and improved Ban roll-on..."
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"Are these any good?"
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"Let's get into it."
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"Orson Welles?"
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"- You wanna talk about this shirt for a second, Jack? - All right."
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"Megan and I are starting to watch the same TV shows,"
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"- If you were so unhappy why didn't you say something? - Because I wasn't unhappy!"
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"[ Sighs ] Yes, hello, Nikki."
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"- I do? - Mm-hmm."
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"Joan, do I look fat or, uh,"
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"I know."
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"♪ [ Soap Opera Theme Intensifies ]"
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"- Don't you think I know? - Say good-bye, darling."
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"What? Aw, shit!"
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"I was comin' by to call you back."
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"♪ [ Soap Opera Theme Playing ]"
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"[ Knock at Door ]"
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"I can't, Joan. I can't. You can't do this to me."
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"Get in there and clean the kids' room."
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"Dad?"
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