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Clips from King of the Hill - Joust Like a Woman (S06E06)

"A good wench is so hard to find."
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"If I had her in my employ..."
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"it would solidify the bond between our two kingdoms."
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"Peggy is not an actual employee of Strickland Propane."
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"""and we will try to take care of it as soon as we can."""
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"Oh, wait, wait. Have you already started?"
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"Because I'm thinking of going back to ""Number One Mom."""
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"Hey, Peggy. Guess who wants you to work in his kingdom?"
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"The king. How about that, huh?"
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"Now you actually could help me get that sink."
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"Sure! We'll be a great team."
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"Side by side, like our double sinks."
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"Pretty good, thanks."
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"I am a Renaissance woman. This is a Renaissance Faire."
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"-We are a perfect fit. -Delightful."
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"Hear ye, hear ye, by order of King Philip..."
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"this impudent wench has been sentenced to one hour in the stocks."
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"Hoist your fruit, good men."
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"King Philip sent us here about a job for my wife."
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"I'm not saying it has to be a good job."
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"But, again, we were referred by the king."
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"All right, bear with me a sec. This thing is so freaking slow."
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"I would make an excellent wandering minstrel."
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"I certainly can do it while wandering."
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"No, see, you're a woman. Other than the yard-long margaritas..."
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"we're pretty strict about historical accuracy."
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"You're pretty much looking at cleaning wench, stable wench..."
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"or butter-churning wench."
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"Are you sure you don't have any openings for a queen? Warrior princess?"
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"Is cleaning wench the highest-ranking wench?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"When a tour comes by, clean the rug by beating the dirt out of it."
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"When the tour leaves, dirty the rug by sprinkling dirt on it."
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"Well, as back-to-back-to-back Substitute Teacher of the Year..."
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"I may look far too intelligent to be a cleaning wench."
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"I just hope people buy it."
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"Well, what happened to you?"
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"Honey, you don't want the king to catch you breaking character."
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"Once he put me on stable duty for humming an Elvis song."
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"TOUR GUlDE: Follow me, fair visitors."
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"To our tasks, everyone! Villagers approach."
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"I hope you enjoyed the stable and the sty."
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"Good morrow, everyone. I am beating a rug."
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"-Wench, whom addressed thee? -I addressed myself."
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"Since there was no such thing as a vacuum cleaner in the Middle Ages--"
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"What speak you of vacuum cleaner?"
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"In the future, they will invent a magical sucking device..."
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"If thou can foretell the future, perhaps thou art a witch!"
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"She is no witch, milord. Merely tetched in the head from the sun."
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"She's a witch!"
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"[Bugle blowing]"
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"How now? Is there unrest in my kingdom?"
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"Well, I guess if they burn you at the stake, they'll be using my propane."
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"You'll find it burns witches cleanly and evenly..."
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"and at a fraction of the cost of natural gas."
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"You know, this cleaning-wench thing isn't really doing it for me."
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"If her arms worked as hard as her serpent's tongue..."
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"[Sighing with relief]"
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"This is not what nature intended for my implants."
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"That fat Merlin finished all the chicken wings."
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"Why do the wenches always get the last lunch break?"
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"Because Philip is an ass."
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"Speaking of which, he grabbed mine again this morning."
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"But he's your boss. That is sexual harassment."
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"Well, King Philip says that's all just tomfoolery."
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"You know, it's okay to humiliate me when I'm Becky, the butter-churner..."
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"-Oh, by the way, my name's Becky. -Peggy Hill, rug wench."
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"You know, maybe he just doesn't have good people skills."
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"You know, sometimes I don't."
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"Makes twice as much as me."
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"You know what?"
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"Hey, Philip, you got a second?"
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"Mr. Motzinger?"
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"-King Philip? -Oh, I'm sorry."
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"What is the reason for this interruption?"
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"One of the girls got out her laptop and we went on some labor websites...."
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"You have women working more than 40 hours a week without overtime."
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"There is no sanitary-napkin dispenser in the ladies' Porta-John."
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"And are you familiar with the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993?"
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"why the wenches make 70 cents on the dollar and the village idiot gets full dental?"
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"Begone!"
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"At least you get to wear tights."
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"How do you ladies put up with this?"
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"Well, we put up with a lot more than that, Hank."
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"Just now, when I was complaining to King Philip--"
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"Whoa, whoa! Complaining? No."
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"The customer complains, not the gas merchant's wench."
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"-You're gonna skunk the deal. -But I just--"
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"Look, if the king gives you a hard time, come see me, and I'll handle it."
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"Mouth!"
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"we will dust off a Dark Ages classic, the peasant revolt!"
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"-Everyone grab a tomato! -Are you crazy? You'll get us all fired!"
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"He can't fire all of us. Who will do the laundry, huh?"
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"The blacksmith? He's filthy!"
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"This Faire will grind to a halt, and Philip will be forced to meet our demands."
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"Look, I can't take any chances. I have a daughter..."
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"or all the other girls will make fun of her!"
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"Aren't you willing to risk this demeaning job today..."
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"Hear ye. Hear ye. All rise for the royal procession."
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"-I hand you tomatoes of freedom! -Give me a firm one!"
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"It's now or never! Now!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"The One-Wench Rebellion of 1590 has been quashed!"
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"HANK: Peggy?"
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"Well, I'm sorry, Hank."
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"I guess everyone here likes things the way they are."
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"I wonder, Madam..."
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"-Please, Hank had nothing to do with this. -Guards!"
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"What are you doing? Take your hands off her!"
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"Okay, that's it. Show's over."
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"Hank, stop! You'll lose the account."
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"Listen to your shrew. In her nagging, there is wisdom."
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"Dangit! There are more important things than a sale!"
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"Oh, you demand satisfaction? Fine."
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"-Then we shall joust by day's end! -Say huh?"
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"If you are able to tilt me off my steed..."
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"then I will apologize to you and yon hag and purchase your gas."
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"But if I should send thou tumbling to the dirt..."
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"But not before your wif..."
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"cleans the man-sweat from my blouse."
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