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Clips from King of the Hill - Joust Like a Woman (S06E06)

"-Yep. -Yep."
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"Bleep. Yeah, you're gonna get killed, Hank."
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"I'd offer to help, but the prime directive forbids me..."
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"If I do, you will win, but the universe will lose..."
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"Hank, I already made my ""in your face"" call to Thatherton!"
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"Don't muck this up!"
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"I might still be in the stocks."
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"Which I had to tell them was more historically accurate."
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"You know, when Hank is killed, with Peggy?"
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"there was an orderly procedure for the dispensation of the wife."
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"Ownership goes from the son to the dog to the best friend."
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"I think you should know I've never jousted before."
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"-Or ridden a horse. -He'll do most of the work."
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"It's a bitter taste, I'm sure."
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"for seven score fortnights anon!"
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"Hey, King Make-Believe!"
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"You just got beat by a girl."
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"Crap! I'm gonna lose my Faire."
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"I don't want to go back to selling real estate."
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"I could have single-handedly saved womankind forever."
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"-I helped, too, you know. -Yes, Hank."
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"Everybody helped. Just try not to fall off the horse this time."
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"The prime directive has been breached!"
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"Women's liberation has happened too soon!"
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"I must warn the future!"
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"Take me with you! I hate it here."
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"PHlLlP: How iow, gas mai?"
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"for they do not exist in our year, 1590."
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"with a hey aid a ho aid a hey ioiiy-io"
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"Our kingdom is accepting bids from members of your guild."
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"That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen..."
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"We gotta go! I haven't had a caramel apple in weeks!"
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"Delighted."
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"The World oi Parade,,,"
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"Then Strickland Propane is the place for you."
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"Oh, I could. But will l?"
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"for the crime of offering her own opinion..."
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"If I can play guitar on the StairMaster..."
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"there would be nary a speck of dust in the kingdom."
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"-""Laptop""? -Oh, come on. This is serious."
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"How could I be? It is but 1590."
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"These are my work stockings."
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"-Whatever you do, don't open your mouth. -I can fight my own battles."
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"to give your daughter a brighter tomorrow?"
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"Or whenever her prom is?"
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"Welcome to my kingdom."
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"I'm in our bathroom over my own sink."
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"In the Middle Ages..."
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"We did it, Peggy."
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"Well, I'm from the future, and the future is a period."
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"But, at Strickland Propane, our motto is..."
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"-And I'm flossing, Hank. I'm flossing. -Oh!"
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"That is as unnecessary as it is repulsive."
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"you cannot pass in that horseless carriage and manner of dress..."
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"Yep, the joust of your life."
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"Hank, I don't need to tell you how important this joust is, do l?"
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"how does it feel to have lost the joust, your wench's honor..."
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"Enjoy that new Char King, Earl."
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"Everyone was dressed up and playing make-believe."
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"No tights, tassels, or skirts on the boy."
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"-Let's away! -Oh, yeah, sure."
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"[Bugle blowing]"
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"Yep, you heard me. A week."
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"[Men laughing]"
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"Boomhauer doesn't have the time. So, Bill, this could be your in."
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"Of course not. My wife's honor is at stake."
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"""Department of Labor, OSHA..."
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"-I'm sorry. I-- -Away!"
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"The joust is commencing! The joust is commencing!"
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"-Bobby! -Oh!"
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"-Yeah! All right, Mom! -Hooray!"
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"1,000 gallons a week? What are you fellows doing with it?"
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"My wife Peggy is ready to serve the kingdom."
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"No. I can go over the wenches again."
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"to free women from household drudgery!"
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"but not when I'm Becky, the person."
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"I was just counting my treasure from the Americas."
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"Seize this wench and take her to the stocks!"
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"And if Hank hadn't been there to defend me..."
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"Oh, you're all a bunch of morons!"
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"-Peggy Hill can take care of herself. -Oh, boy!"
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"-Next item, Hank's lawnmower. -Yo, man. I got dibs on it."
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"You're gonna have your hands full with this one, Bill."
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"Go, Hank!"
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"Go, Dad!"
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