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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Flush (S03E03)

"Hey, ladies. Uh, welcome."
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"Yeah. No, it's cool."
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"So you're telling me"
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"I ate a cinnamon hot ball off the ground this morning."
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"I'm in. I love road trips, too..."
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"I baked us some brownies,"
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"and I grabbed some sodas."
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"It's much cheaper than city fruit."
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"Someone has to be."
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"He paid an angel to make me a man."
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"Hey! Don't I get a kiss goodbye?"
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"We're just in different cities when we do it."
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"I think it'll be pretty cool... Sit around in our underwear,"
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"Sounds amazing."
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"You guys want to come over to my house this weekend?"
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"I spy what you're gonna spy before you even spy it."
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"Ah!"
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"Honey's horn game almost made me miss it."
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"What in hot ham was that?"
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"A "road grump"?"
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"There's several warning stages..."
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"and Mom lost it."
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"C'est fini."
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"on another road trip with her?"
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"Because we all got things we can't explain,"
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"When can I stop smiling?"
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"I don't get it."
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"he starts to spit when he talks,"
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"It's all sthodium sthulfide.""
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"The magician! How did you do it?"
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"Damn, son. That's imported."
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"Said she was never doing this again."
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"We can't just waste it."
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"Mommy loves this song, Honey."
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"if they could see over the steering wheel!"
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"Quick, do your impression."
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"Oh, what if we stop for ice cream"
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"Oh, that's a good idea."
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"Check your cards, read your opponents,"
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"Now, again, don't go all in"
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"Man, I'm getting tired."
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"We've got hours of "Police Academys" to watch."
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"Well, I guess I can't argue with that."
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"Good night, fellas."
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"Hey, your "Ice Cream" mix gave me the idea,"
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"if you hadn't primed me with all that "I spy"."
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"Should be smooth sailing from here on out."
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"_"
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"Hey, ho!"
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"Figured I didn't need to knock on account of guys' weekend."
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"What's happening to me?"
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"It's an allergic reaction."
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"and now the one thing that was supposed to help"
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"They're just giving it away."
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"I don't want to jinx it,"
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"It is. It totally is!"
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"Why do you want to see this peanut so badly?"
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"Because it's the world's biggest peanut."
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"Good one, Clark!"
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"Then if I was with my Chinese friends,"
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"Hey, I think it spread to my eyelid."
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"Honey... because you're a road grump."
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"I want to have fun on this trip, too."
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"Jessica, they can track you down by your license plate."
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"Uh an unmarked car?"
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"Asians got jobbed."
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"of the beers and dump them out."
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"It was all he could afford."
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"Why do they have a swimming pool at a police academy?"
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"- Nope. - Didn't even get the chair."
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"- Yes! - Let's go!"
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"_"
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"_"
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"I'm Sam. How can I help?"
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"That's not his real name. I worked in a furniture store."
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"Salesmen pay for their kids' college with lies."
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"- I can't have kids. - Lie."
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"Okay, Sam,"
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"we're looking for a recliner for my mother-in-law."
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"- Oh. Uh, over here's our Branson G-7. - That's a lie."
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"- Uh, very popular with bachelors... - Lie."
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"- And newlyweds. - Lie."
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"- Also comes in corduroy. - Another lie."
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"Hey, Eddie, look. A love seat."
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"You should get one for Alison now that you two are..."
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"Nothing... Just dumb-wads being dumb."
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"He and Alison are smooching."
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"With their lips!"
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"You kissed Alison? Why didn't you tell me?"
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"N... I don't know."
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"It wasn't a big deal."
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"I don't tell you every time I kiss your mom, so I get it."
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"Twice this week, by the way."
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"_"
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"The D1. Good taste, and it's affordable."
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"$300 plus the $75 handling fee."
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"I'll handle it myself."
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"That's the cost of getting it here from our factory in Georgia."
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"The only way to avoid that fee is to go there and pick it up."
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"Well, with gas mileage,"
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"plus wear-and-tear on the car, minus food,"
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"I'd still save over $20 if I went and picked it up myself."
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"Uh, yeah, I guess, you know, technically,"
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"but uh it's not worth the trip to Georgia."
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"you wouldn't pick it up?"
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"No, I... I would."
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"Finally, the truth."
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"Plus I love organizing road trips."
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"They are the ultimate test of efficiency and cunning."
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"Snacks, radio, hanging a towel in the window to block the sun."
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"We're also in."
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"The World's Largest Peanut is in Georgia."
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"Disney Adventures magazine"
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"_"
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"Three times."
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"S03E17 The Flush"
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"We'll pick up Emery and Evan from school"
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"and hit the road from there."
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"Perfect."
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