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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Flush (S03E03)

"Bottles... smart."
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"This will mean six less bathroom trips for the boys."
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"Jessica, do you think that's enough food for the weekend?"
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"Oh, we'll also get discount fruit from road stands."
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"Wow. You really are the master of road trips."
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"Hey, bachelor!"
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"Oh, I got a pile of squirrel kills"
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"for Eddie and I to have a guys' weekend."
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"Yeah, we haven't been talking much,"
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"so we're gonna hang out, just the two of us..."
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"Eat pizzas, hit the driving range,"
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"watch "Police Academy" movies."
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"Ah. I remember I had a guys' weekend"
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"with my father, Marvin Sr."
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"Oh."
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"Um, my dad didn't believe in weekends."
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"The most we ever bonded was the one time he told me"
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"I did a good job carrying soup to the table."
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"Oh, the engine's already running."
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"It would waste gas to get out now."
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"I'll say goodbye when I get back."
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"- Can we use bumpers? - Hell, yeah."
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"I'm out. I got a guys' weekend planned with my dad."
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"eating take-out, not brushing our teeth."
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"I'm stuck at home with my four sisters."
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"Crying, slapping, door slamming..."
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"I'm just trying to watch "Seinfeld.""
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"Yes!"
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"I mean, are you sure it's cool with your dad?"
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"Of course! Guys' weekend."
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"Guys' weekend."
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"I spy with my little eye s..."
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"Mommy, you win again!"
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"Wow, Jessica."
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"He didn't even get the clue out that time."
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"I'd make a great spy."
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"This is so fun."
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"Oh!"
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"What the hell was that?!"
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"I... I got him to honk."
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"You know..."
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"Mom, look, the cheap gas station is up ahead."
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"They give you a free lighter if you pay with cash."
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"Oh."
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"I spy some good boys."
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"You almost blew the whole trip."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You have to be very careful with Mom on road trips."
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"She's great if things go her way,"
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"but as soon as something happens she doesn't like..."
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"She turns into... a road grump."
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"- Squeezing the wheel... - Muttering."
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"Screaming at cars."
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"And finally, speaking only in Mandarin."
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"If that happens, forget it."
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"She's in Grumpville. Trip over."
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"That's why we missed the World's Largest Peanut"
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"when we drove from D.C. to Orlando."
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"Eddie kept asking, "How much longer?""
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"Well, if that's true, why are you going"
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"and ours is seeing that big peanut, okay?"
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"And this time, we're prepared."
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"We've got mix tapes, Boggle, a book of funny limericks."
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"And I've got my Jodie Foster impression locked and loaded."
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"Hmm."
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"You can't."
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"♪ Ba ba-ba-ba ba ♪"
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"♪ Everybody 'za now, 'za ♪"
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Oh, hey... dudes."
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"- Hey, Mr. Huang. - Hey."
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"What's going on?"
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"Well, I was bragging about our guys' weekend"
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"and these fools got jealous, so I invited them to join."
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"Um, but, Eddie, the driving range at the club"
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"might not be able to accommodate such a big group."
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"I'm sure it'll be fine."
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"Yeah, Eddie can just go all Mr. Fruzetti on them and they'll cave."
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"Mr. Fruzetti's our science teacher,"
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"and whenever he gets frustrated,"
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"so people just give in 'cause they don't want to get wet."
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""Eddie, don't sthquirt that."
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"That's funny."
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"You never told me that before."
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"Okay."
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"Guys' weekend, king-sized edition..."
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"I'll order extra pizzas."
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"Yes!"
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"Hey, Trent!"
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"Get the hell in here, you orange bastard,"
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"before I Fruzetti all over you."
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"All right."
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"Sorry I was late."
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"I was just picking up some beer."
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"Whoa!"
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"How quickly can we get rid of your dad?"
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"You got actual beer?!"
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"My older sister was..."
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"Trish, 25, attended Rutgers."
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"Was getting beer for a party,"
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"and I caught her in a rare good mood."
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"And she just bought it for you, just like that?"
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"I had to give her all my savings... 60 bucks..."
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"And promise not to talk or sing around her for a year."
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"But you love to sing."
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"I know."
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"And you're sure it's not that non-alcoholic"
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"Look, my sister..."
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"Teaches swim lessons, goes to work in a bathing suit."
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"We got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
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"That's for sure."
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"Hey, boys."
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"Who wants to learn poker?"
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"♪ Your love is better than ice cream ♪"
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"♪ Everyone here knows how to fly ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do-do do ♪"
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"Again?"
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"Yes, Honey. You can never have too much of a good thing."
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"So much traffic."
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"People need to learn how to drive."
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