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Clips from Community (2009) - Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (S02E02)

"All right? Now you try with this morning."
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"I can't see your 10th Christmas. How do you know that's you?"
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"Well, it's my house on 52nd street in Islington."
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"What room are you in? What color are the walls?"
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"Our living room. Cream-colored plaster."
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"There's an oil painting of a forest above the sofa."
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"I'm reading Paddington books."
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"Mom got me Paddington every year."
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"Where's your dad?"
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"It's Christmas. Where's your dad?"
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"I don't know. We never know. Mom won't stop crying."
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"I'm going to America with Grandma."
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"He is good. We lost our wizard."
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"We don't need him, never did. And nobody needs this cave."
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"Initiate self-destruct."
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"Self-destruct initiating."
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"This slide goes directly to Pine Tree Station."
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"We can catch a train to the North Pole from there."
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"And I can't have anyone going beyond this point that's on his side."
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"With you to the end, man. Always."
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"Like I said, I came for the cookies."
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"Ahh!"
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"I'm ejecting you for lying to trick me into therapy."
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"Abed, they will kick you out of school. I was trying to save you."
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"# Britta-Bot programmed badly #"
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"# Functioning mad and sadly #"
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"# No faith in herself #"
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"# Or friends ##"
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"Bye, Britta."
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"Damn. It got real up in that memory cave."
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"I know, right?"
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"Speaking of real, this has been great."
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"But the cookies are gone, and I have to take a giant leak."
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"We should be at the North Pole by 9:00 Eastern Candy Time."
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"You guys see the countryside? There's the Menorah Mountains."
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"And Jehovah Witness Bay. Thanks for adding that, man."
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"This is nicer than all the Christmases I ever celebrated."
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"But you're Jewish. On my mom's side."
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"But my dad's Episcopalian."
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"And before the divorce,"
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"the holidays were a minefield of overlapping rituals."
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"My mom's Polish. She loves Christmas."
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"Every year, she visits on the same day. December 9th."
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"Together. Every year."
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"But, Abed, today is December 9th."
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"It's the last day of classes."
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"Yeah. That can't be right."
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"She comes every year. Today must be December 8th."
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"Okay, Abed. Time to stop the train."
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"After you emasculated me in the ice caves,"
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"I know what happened now. It doesn't matter."
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"I just need to get to the North Pole. Abed, there is no North Pole."
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"We're in the study room, and I'm not a Christmas wizard."
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"You're trying to destroy Christmas because you blame your sadness on it."
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"I'm crawling out the window. No, you're not. Snap out of it."
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"Whoa, whoa. Who taught you therapy? Michael Jackson's dad?"
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"And you are tampering with a highly-delicate book deal."
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"Oh, great. Well, I'm teleporting there."
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"Because I can do that because I'm a wizard."
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"Bloink."
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"Abed, there is no train. This is not real."
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"- I can't hear you. - I'm going to the front car."
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"You're very clever,"
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"but it stops here."
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"And reality always wins."
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"Abed, I'm unhitching the cars, okay?"
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"What? Oh, give me a break. Do you know what you're doing?"
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"Bloink. We're learning to teleport."
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"And we're helping our friend find the meaning of Christmas."
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"Find the meaning of Christmas."
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"At the very least take notes."
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"Oof. All right, where are we? Christmas train?"
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"What are we looking at?"
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"Santa's workshop."
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"Okay. So meaning of Christmas, right?"
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"You see it?"
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"Well, can't it just be anywhere? Like, there?"
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"It's the first season of Lost on DVD."
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"That's the meaning of Christmas? No, it's a metaphor."
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"It represents lack of payoff. Correct."
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"turning yourself into an animated character"
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"in search of the holiday's meaning,"
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"these were mechanisms you used to escape this."
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"This Christmas card."
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""Abed, I can't make it this year.""
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"I have a new family now."
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"You'll meet them one day."
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"You're a man now."
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"Take care of Dad."
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""Wash your dupa.""
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"New family. New life."
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"There's nothing left to do now but heal."
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"And share the experience"
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"with as many reputable journals as possible."
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"Great, look what you did to the kid. What's your article gonna be called?"
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""Worst Shrink Ever"? Hey, this is not my fault."
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"This is what Christmas does to people."
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"We put too much meaning into it, and it lets us down."
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"We beg to differ."
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"What are you doing back here? Saving Christmas."
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"Everybody, point your magic Christmas weapons at him."
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"Oh, brother. This is ridiculous."
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"You are enabling a delusion."
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"The delusion you're trying to cure is called Christmas, Duncan."
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"It's the crazy notion that the longest, coldest, darkest nights"
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"can be the warmest and brightest."
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"something even crazier happens."
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"It becomes true."
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"Works every year. Like clockwork."
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"Try telling that to your catatonic friend."
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"I got a better idea. Why don't we sing it?"
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"Wait, what? Let's not go overboard."
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"Will you commit to something?"
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"Can we sing while we blow Duncan away?"
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"Absolutely. Ow! Ah. Ah."
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"# Christmastime is a time to sing #"
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"# That's what Christmas is for #"
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"# Christmas can even be A Hanukkah thing #"
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"# That's what Christmas is for #"
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"# And for a huge percentage Of this God-fearing planet #"
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