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Clips from Dr. Ken - Pilot (S01E01)

"Hey, you know what?"
Dr. Ken
"You can borrow my car tomorrow night."
Dr. Ken
"Really? What about the parade?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, they're expecting rain,"
Dr. Ken
"and... it was fake, so..."
Dr. Ken
"Thanks, dad."
Dr. Ken
"On three conditions."
Dr. Ken
"And the rearview mirror isn't for applying makeup."
Dr. Ken
"It's for safety."
Dr. Ken
"True, but you can't just rely on the rearview."
Dr. Ken
"You have to turn around. Blind spots. Duh."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay."
Dr. Ken
"Here's something they don't teach you in driver's Ed."
Dr. Ken
"If you see a friend while driving,"
Dr. Ken
"do not, under any circumstances, wave."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, please, no one waves anymore."
Dr. Ken
"- Really? - No."
Dr. Ken
"Hmm."
Dr. Ken
"I-I-I did not know that. I..."
Dr. Ken
"Um..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, where are you going tomorrow night?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, just... studying over at Avery's."
Dr. Ken
"Avery, huh? What happened to Tammy?"
Dr. Ken
"Eh, Tammy's Tammy, but Avery is Avery,"
Dr. Ken
"and Tammy could never be Avery, but if Avery wanted,"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, why would Avery want to be Tammy?"
Dr. Ken
"No, dad, no one wants to be Tammy, except Whitney."
Dr. Ken
"Eh."
Dr. Ken
"So, Allison was all like, "we got to lock her down!""
Dr. Ken
"And I was like, "no, we got to give her some freedom.""
Dr. Ken
"There is no way it went down like that."
Dr. Ken
"She's right."
Dr. Ken
"Look, I-I did give Molly the car, but it is killing me."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, don't let it, Dr.Park."
Dr. Ken
"Molly seems like a good kid"
Dr. Ken
"You're right she is."
Dr. Ken
"I tell you she is going to a friend house for studying"
Dr. Ken
"no bigs."
Dr. Ken
"Friend's house to study? Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"What? You don't believe that's where she's going?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, that's every girl's dream..."
Dr. Ken
"To get her license so she can drive"
Dr. Ken
"to her friend's house to study!"
Dr. Ken
"She's right."
Dr. Ken
"When I got my license, I drove straight from the DMV"
Dr. Ken
"to varsha patel's house to crush some calculus."
Dr. Ken
"We were so crazy back then."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I trust my daughter,"
Dr. Ken
"Aww, that is so sweet."
Dr. Ken
"Did you see that episode of "20/20""
Dr. Ken
"Yes."
Dr. Ken
"where the little 15-year-old girl"
Dr. Ken
"gets all mixed up in some crazy stuff on craigslist?"
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Or literally any episode"
Dr. Ken
"Wait, guys, I know that there are some disturbing"
Dr. Ken
"and repetitive shows out there,"
Dr. Ken
"but Dr.Park doesn't have proof that his daughter"
Dr. Ken
"isn't where she said she is."
Dr. Ken
"If it's proof he wants, there is an app for that."
Dr. Ken
"- An app? - An app to track your daughter."
Dr. Ken
"Really? What's it called?"
Dr. Ken
""Daughter tracker.""
Dr. Ken
"You want me to download it for you?"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I-I don't know, all right?"
Dr. Ken
"You know, but she has been hanging out with Avery,"
Dr. Ken
"who may or may not be Tammy or possibly Whitney!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I guess it would be good to know where she is."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, Dr. Ken!"
Dr. Ken
"If she finds out that you're secretly"
Dr. Ken
"tracking her whereabouts, she will never trust you again."
Dr. Ken
"It is nice to have a daughter who trusts you."
Dr. Ken
"Thank you."
Dr. Ken
"You know what else is nice?"
Dr. Ken
"Having a daughter who's alive!"
Dr. Ken
"Download it."
Dr. Ken
"No, no, don't! It's wrong!"
Dr. Ken
"I can't do it."
Dr. Ken
"It looks like she's in a storage container"
Dr. Ken
"headed for Thailand! What?!"
Dr. Ken
"Just messing with you!"
Dr. Ken
"It's still downloading!"
Dr. Ken
"Could I steal you for a quick powwow?"
Dr. Ken
"And, everybody else, if you could just pretend"
Dr. Ken
"to be busy while you listen in, that'd be super."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Ken, do you remember that patient"
Dr. Ken
"you offended yesterday?"
Dr. Ken
"You know, the gentleman with the buttocks circumstance"
Dr. Ken
"who's now threatening to sue the HMO?"
Dr. Ken
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's threatening to sue?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't say as I blame him."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I saw the tape."
Dr. Ken
"And, oh, FYI, we've installed security cameras"
Dr. Ken
"throughout the clinic."
Dr. Ken
"It's gonna save us $5 million"
Dr. Ken
"on malpractice premiums this decade alone."
Dr. Ken
"Nothing."
Dr. Ken
"Anyhoo, speaking of malpractice..."
Dr. Ken
"Pat, the man needs a colonoscopy."
Dr. Ken
"With no due respect,"
Dr. Ken
"Damn right I'm not."
Dr. Ken
"While you were wasting eight years of your life"
Dr. Ken
"in medical school, I was managing"
Dr. Ken
"three circuit cities to record profits."
Dr. Ken
""The mayor" is what some called me."
Dr. Ken
"You know, because it's a city."
Dr. Ken
"Circuit city, you know."
Dr. Ken
"And the mayor's in charge of the city, so..."
Dr. Ken
"Well, you know, the point is, Ken, that if we lose money,"
Dr. Ken
"you will not have the resources you need to treat your patients."
Dr. Ken
"And I'm assuming no diversity brunch."
Dr. Ken
"Damona, I know you want to have a diversity brunch,"
Dr. Ken
"but let's face it... You're in the minority."
Dr. Ken
"And I will give you two extra vacation days"
Dr. Ken
"if you don't report that."
Dr. Ken
"All right."
Dr. Ken
"And you are going to apologize to the customer"
Dr. Ken
"until he agrees to drop the lawsuit."
Dr. Ken
"to fire your tiny, Asian ass."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, two more vacation days for everybody."
Dr. Ken
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