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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"This is the first I'm hearing of any play. Go get ready for the party."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, Stan. I don't have to do whateveryou say."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, Agent Smith. JayLeno. Yourboss readyto be roasted?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Jay. I'm sorry. Wake up. Wake up, funny man."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Wake up. Wake up, damn you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Jay Leno has come down with a broken neck..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mmm. Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, he didn't know his mother had cancer until itwas too late to operate."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, that hasn't stopped him with the ladies. Especiallythe big 'uns."
American Dad! (2005)
"#Where's my Edith Bunker #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# I want to go back to a simpler time #"
American Dad! (2005)
"#When men were men and women had no say #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# I don't buy this independence and doing your own thing #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# I want a woman to make me feel like a king #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, did I just sing myway in here?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes. Please, just take whatyou want and leave!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I'm not going to fireyou, Smith. - Oh, really?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It will requireyou and yourfamilyto relocate."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait a minute! This isn't a promotion!"
American Dad! (2005)
"All right, everyone stay calm."
American Dad! (2005)
"We may be in Saudi Arabia, but that doesn't mean we have to panic or blameyour mother."
American Dad! (2005)
"Dad, that is so ignorant."
American Dad! (2005)
"Quick! Coveryour mouths! That's how they enteryour body to lay their eggs."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll call him every hour until he gives me my old job back."
American Dad! (2005)
"I think this is an opportunity to really breathe in a culture that's so different from-"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Roll 'em up."
American Dad! (2005)
"Saudi women aren't objectified like women in Western cultures."
American Dad! (2005)
"Come on! We're hungry! Pull over."
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, Director Bullock, Stan Smith."
American Dad! (2005)
"I only said those things because l was dehydrated and exhausted."
American Dad! (2005)
"It happens. Just google Martin Lawrence, plus "arrested," plus "jogging.""
American Dad! (2005)
"I need a drink. Where's the booze?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Seriously, where's the booze?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, I have to report to my new assignment."
American Dad! (2005)
"- So you won't get beheaded while I'm out. - Stan-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Way ahead ofyou. I'll find us a satellite so we can watch Lost when I get home."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'll look in the closets. You check the pantry."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm taking the kids to meet our neighbors. When you get home, we'll all go see the palace."
American Dad! (2005)
"Fine. We'll do ityourway... again."
American Dad! (2005)
"Here are the guards you will be supervising."
American Dad! (2005)
"This is Ali, Khalid and Fazziz."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Areyou okay? - I'm fine! And quick! Like a cat!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, you should meet my eldest son, Mamood."
American Dad! (2005)
"- He's educated, well-traveled. - He sounds great."
American Dad! (2005)
"And this is my son, Rashad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mom, he's, like, eightyears old. I'm not a little kid anymore!"
American Dad! (2005)
"My childhood died on July 1 8, 2003..."
American Dad! (2005)
"the day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Steve- - Whywas he even in Colorado in the first place?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Doyou want to play guns? - Guns?"
American Dad! (2005)
"In the bazaar. You can find anything there."
American Dad! (2005)
"Can I get bootleg DVDs, like the new Michael Moore documentary?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Betterthan leaving toenail clippings in the sink!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I guess no matterwhereyou go in theworld, marriage is always the same."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, look! Husband is home!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Howwas your day? - Would you like a snack?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh. Huh."
American Dad! (2005)
"Sweet shot!"
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"Wow! That looks like a game we play back in America called golf."
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"Tell us about America, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"Haveyou ever floated to heaven on angel wings?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Tasted a cinnamon bun fresh from the oven?"
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"Not like here, with the sand and the heat."
American Dad! (2005)
"That is whywe wear robes. It keeps us cool in hot temperatures."
American Dad! (2005)
"I don't understand. Ifyou love America so much, why areyou here?"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's a long story. I asked mywife to help me plan this party for my boss..."
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"- and she said no, so- - What doyou mean?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, no. See, she had this play, and, uh-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stan, the rules are different here for more than just golf."
American Dad! (2005)
"They make sure everyone follows our country's strict moral code."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow! It's like the Footloose town times a million!"
American Dad! (2005)
"You think that's something? Wait till you hear the rules about women."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mmm. Tastes like I might die."
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"I sure am! I was thinking about howyou said we should immerse ourselves in the culture."
American Dad! (2005)
"Baby, slowyour roll."
American Dad! (2005)
"I learned something interesting today. Did you know- Hayley, you'll appreciate this too."
American Dad! (2005)
"Doyou know women can't leave the home unless accompanied by a man?"
American Dad! (2005)
"What areyou talking about? We all left the house earlier."
American Dad! (2005)
"Right. And Steve was with you. In this culture, he's considered a man."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I am? - You sure are!"
American Dad! (2005)
"This is ridiculous! Ifyou don't want to go out, I'll go by myself."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah? Well, too bad."
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"This belong toyou?"
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"- Morning, honey. - Stan, I've had it. I wanna go home!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Has Bullock called backyet? - Oh, notyet. I'll keep trying."
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"so I figured you could whip something up."
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"Or as they say in this country-"
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"Forget it! You may keep me locked up in this house, but I control what I do in it."
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"Fine, I'll cook it myself!."
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"Now, how do I do this without getting hair everywhere?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Steve, come on! I'm supposed to meet the neighbor's son in 20 minutes."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know the rule. Say it, and I'll escortyou to the bazaar."
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"In the history of manly men."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Thanks for bringing me with. There's booze here somewhere. I just know it."
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"- Oh, dead cow. - Oh, there he is!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Mamood?"
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"Hayley, you are even more beautiful than I imagined."
American Dad! (2005)
"Ladies, ladies, you're both Mrs. Smith."
American Dad! (2005)
"Her name's impossible to pronounce, so I just call herThundercat."
American Dad! (2005)
"What? You got a second wife?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, Francine, it's just the way things are done here."
American Dad! (2005)
"I spent a semester at A.S.U. in 1 995!"
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"Hey, is Hootie still en fuego?"
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"You, woman! Where isyourman?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Gin is close. My "Tanqueraydar" is going crazy."
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"That's really expensive... or a great deal. I should've ordered Mom to gimme some cash."
American Dad! (2005)
"Come on, Steve. Baby needs his bottle. Come on, come on, come on."
American Dad! (2005)
"- How much for the woman? - Woman?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Your adorable goat was delicious. I couldn't eat another bite."
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"- It's all courtesy ofThundercat. - Pretty good."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yum-a-dum-dum."
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"It is privilege to serve you all."
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"I hope you saved room for-"
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"With caramel sauce."
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"You knuckleheads What'd you do?"
American Dad! (2005)
"A man dress. It's beautiful!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Back off, Thundercat. - Sorry?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't play innocent with me. Stan's just gone a little native, that's all."
American Dad! (2005)
"I love husband. I will serve him in this life and next..."
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