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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You can forget it! As soon as Stan talks to his boss..."
American Dad! (2005)
"we're going back to America withoutyou!"
American Dad! (2005)
"See that? That's a wedding ring. I'm Stan's only real wife."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Husband give me ring too. And it has inscription. - Where?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Ooh, catfight! Take her top off!. Rip it right off!. Kiss her!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- The color really brings outyour eyes."
American Dad! (2005)
"Director Bullock, I'm surprised to hear from you."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your assertion was correct. I like big Asian butts, and I cannot lie."
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"I don't know, sir. I... kind oflike it here."
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"They can't possibly be enjoying it out there!"
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"I'm about to lose my... coverage."
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"- The Smiths are staying in Saudi Arabia forever!"
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"This is my country now."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh! Sorry's useful. Sorry's not a Shout Wipe, is it?"
American Dad! (2005)
"The target? Our boss, Deputy Director Bullock."
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"- And? - And... I'm a douche bag."
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"Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late."
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"Even though I was ajournalist..."
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"- Our performance is tonight. - Play? What play?"
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"Oh, I guess so. I was hoping my wife would show up before you went on."
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"Uh, soyou know how Bullock prides himself on knowing everything?"
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"Oh, him so horny!"
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"Just stay close, so we don't leave ourselves open to an ambush."
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"Talk about a bunch of dogs."
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"Ifthey have Mr. Pibb, get me a medium!"
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"Yes. Mr. Smith, the C.I.A. told us you'd be coming."
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"Honey, maybeyou and Rashad would like to go play."
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"Look, Beave, I stopped playing guns when I- Holy crap!"
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"This was his third offense. Too bad. He had a lovelyvoice."
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"Let's talk in the car. I wanna see the palace before sunset."
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"We're going to do whatever I want, and there's nothing you can do about it."
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"Francine, I forbid it!"
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"Oh, I invited the fellas over for a feast afterwork..."
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"- I am Mrs. Smith."
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"I love husband. I will serve him in this life and next."
American Dad! (2005)
"Think ofher as a full-time housekeeper we don't have to pay..."
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"Oh, I love Burger King! Don'tyou?"
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"It makes me feel close to America, the greatest culture in the world!"
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"Awesome!"
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"Oh, no. Forty-five foreign money."
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"- In caseyour God decides to ban pants, huh?"
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"But he's still my husband, and only my husband."
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"Therefore, I've decided to give you your old job back."
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"- Aah!"
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"Think carefully about whatyou're doing, Smith."
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"Marriage is an equal partnership!"
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"- One ofthese days, Francine! One of these days!"
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"Damn it! If Francine had been here, she could have started a wave oflaughter."
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"- I called it! I'm Halliburton!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Whateverhappened with Ross and Rachel?"
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"Steve, this is me sober!"
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"- I appreciateyour culture! - Silence, whore!"
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"My family loves it here."
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"I don't believe it! Michael Moore has sold out?"
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"#This ship is sinking and I'm swimming for my life #"
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"Eh, guess you forgot to unpack me in the car."
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"Ooh, Hayley, going to the bathroom."
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"# Here in Saudi Arabia #"
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"I don't know whereyou're taking me, but God helpyou ifthere's no schnapps."
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"on my proud American button!"
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"You asked her, and she said no? You mean, you told her, and she obeyed."
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"They are the police ofvice and virtue."
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"I'll be damned ifI'm going to use their sandpaperytoilet scrolls..."
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"- Stan, what a funny guy!"
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"Also, there's no cursing, dancing, singing, no bars, no movie theaters."
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"You wanna dance, bitch? Let's dance."
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"Francine, good news. I'm in charge of planning Bullock's party..."
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"Oh, good, a Shwarma King. I'm starving. Pull over, Stan."
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"The Haylenator sitting on the toilet."
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"- No singing!"
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"The teapot is everything!"
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"Areyou insane? We're not stopping for their food!"
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"Black men don't go to Colorado."
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"Does this furniture polish"
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"Hey! I "forbidded" you!"
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"Oh, my God! I am freaking out! I am totally freaking out!"
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"Let me drawyou a bath."
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"Luckily, I have his hilarious jokes."
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"Really? I thought it was because your God doesn't believe in pants!"
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"Nay, the universe! Ifthat whiny troublemaker doesn't like it..."
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"Ifyou turn me down now, you're finished!"
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"Licked hot chocolate from Santa's beard? That's what America's like."
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"# Someone who's happy taking care of my life #"
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"So, no, Francine. We're not going to see the palace."
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"God! Is there no integrity left in America?"
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"# Laura Petrie Wilma Flintstone #"
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"# I want to be greeted with a massage and a martini #"
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"- Usher! There's a little kid, alone, in an R-rated movie! - Aah!"
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"# I don'twant a partner # Damn it!"
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"I guess what I want doesn't matter."
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"There's no alcohol in the kitchen either."
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"A cat that could kill you."
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"That Jennifer Aniston! "Schwing!" Yes?"
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"- Stan, what on earth? - Surprise! I got us a second wife!"
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"Fine! I don't want to come back to the C.I.A. Or the U.S.A.!"
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"- Where's Smith? - He was supposed to meet us here."
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"Oh, Ernest and Julio Gallo, you make a glorious wine and a handsome couple."
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"Look at its magnificent size!"
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"Come on, Hayley! You're goin' to the movies with Jeffanyway."
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"Francine, hurry up! We'll be late for my boss's party!"
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"Okay, moving on. Uh, funny insult comedy-"
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"Ah, what else? Oh, we all know Bullock's wife is a hostage in Fallujah, right?"
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"Calling to apologize about the roast again."
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"Good thing I remembered to drop a deuce in your nylons, huh?"
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"Oh, uh, he's-"
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"as number one wife."
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"I officially renounce our American citizenship."
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"So horny!"
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"Actually, I was thinking more falafel."
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"Cheese and rice! Who are those guys?"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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