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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Hostage Situation (S03E03)

"I am, but Amy said I should eat more veggies"
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"You need to watch yourself."
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"I'm sorry... cop."
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"All right, let's everybody just stay calm here."
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"This is dancing."
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"I'm defusing the situation."
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"Must capture image of a lifetime!"
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"Oh, why is my phone always dead?"
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"I'm on it!"
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"Must record, must record!"
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"Are you guys wearing one scarf?"
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"Yep, Charles forgot his this morning."
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"It's actually quite romantic."
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"I think he did it on purpose."
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"You got it, sweet potato."
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"Ah, I can't get away from you."
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"Tell me everything the doctor says"
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"Oh, and also that."
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"Is this something other people would keep private?"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Yes, thank you for not making me say it."
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"Thankfully, my ex-wife, Eleanor,"
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"Wow, he sounds like a gross dude."
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"- Yes. - Great."
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"Okay, yeah, so, hey, this is awesome."
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"And you're gonna be its best friend."
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"Baby's best friend."
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"Well, first, Steven, we're gonna fill out form 38E-J1,"
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"and even then, you're gonna have to block off the whole day,"
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"because they don't give you a specific time."
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"No, no, it's a window."
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"I thought we were gonna to try to scare him."
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"of the municipal court system."
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"Now, come on; Let's get back in there"
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"But I'll only talk to her."
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"Yeah, hi. Do you sell purple pants?"
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"nay, our city's most esteemed sergeant."
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"for up-and-coming detectives."
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"Star Achieving Mentees," or SAM-SAM for short."
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"Of course I will."
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"You'd be great."
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"Thank you, Sarge."
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"Santiago, I'm gonna come at you,"
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"and you're gonna take me down."
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"You better impress me if you want"
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"My nose! You broke my nose!"
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"Peralta amazing... oh, God."
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"Your ex-wife is here."
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"I don't..."
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"Hello, Chunk."
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"Heard you want your sperm."
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"Because the account's under my name."
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"So I went ahead and withdrew it for you."
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"I have all of your sperm."
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"But you don't even care about it, Eleanor."
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""I'll never have a baby with you"
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"and a child's not gonna fix that!""
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"Well, I do not want your DNA."
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"and your gun to intimidate him into dropping the case."
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"I don't care."
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"You have 48 hours to do so, or I'm gonna take your sperm,"
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"Please don't do that."
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"Stay calm."
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"I'll never be happy in my life."
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"and you think you're never gonna be a father,"
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"I'm gonna let Eleanor do anything to your precious..."
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"- Boyle oil? - Ugh, all right, I'm out."
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"All right, fine, let's get to work."
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"No priors. Clean bill of health."
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"Don't bring him into it. We're actually quite close."
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"She got the house, both cars,"
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"That's a typo, right?"
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"My lawyer was Hercules. That's how they met."
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"Is there anything you got in the divorce that she wanted?"
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"Nope. She was our hairdresser."
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"Ah, okay."
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"Well, my baby cries"
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"She could be crying at anything."
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"I'm working on it."
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"Okay, well, thank you for still doing it."
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"If it helps, I brought you some soothing ginger tea."
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"I don't know, but it's supposed to have healing vapors."
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"- Oh! - The vapors burn!"
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"No, no, don't."
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"We can't let her know how badly you want this."
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"because then she'd have no leverage."
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"What? The guy you hit was 90?"
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"Yeah, and you would know that if you had talked to him,"
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"No, no, wait, wait, look."
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"I'll buzz you in."
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"The question is, why would someone want to talk to Gina?"
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"It's obvious why the guy wants to talk"
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"Yes, thank you!"
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"I'm gonna get this guy to admit"
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"to crimes he hasn't even committed."
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"Copy that."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Look, I'm not a cop."
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"That's why he asked for me."
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"Uh..."
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"Eleanor."
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"Okay, you just said your own name, bud."
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"It was the only one left."
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"Now it's time for you"
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"and... I can't believe I'm saying this..."
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"As soon as she comes back in here,"
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"I'm gonna have to read the label up close."
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"Damn it. She's right; It's empty."
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"And now you're gonna pay for it."
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"There are two real containers."
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"Or rather, it was the other one."
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"She shot a hostage."
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"Yeah, I looked him up."
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"He's a priest, a 90-year-old priest."
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"I'm just gonna casually yawn..."
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"I have to."
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"I heard them scream!"
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"Wait, Charles, do not get in that car!"
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"Oops, did you say rejected or ejected?"
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"I've been rejected a lot."
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