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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Big penis."
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"What an asshole!"
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"Hey, Ray? Here's an idea."
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"You wanna be a millionaire? Why don't you go market your dick?"
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"She definitely meant it as an insult..."
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"... but somehow I couldn't get the idea out of my head."
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"- Hey, Dad. Knock, knock. - Hey."
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"Jesus, look who showed up."
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"No. I'm doing a little research on roof repair."
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"What's doing?"
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"Well, I was just on my way back from Milo's house..."
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"...and I thought I'd check up on you and see how the camping was going."
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"- So have a seat, buddy. - No, it's fine, it's fine."
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"Thanks."
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"I was... I was wondering, though..."
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"Yeah. Godhead tickets are going on sale..."
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"...and a bunch of us are gonna go camp out in line. Yeah."
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"What is Godhead, anyway? Is it one of your Gothic overlords or something?"
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"It's goth, Dad."
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"- Yeah, I knew you'd say no. - Yeah. What's that on your fingernails?"
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"Nothing, Dad. It's kind of like a look, okay?"
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"Look, if you're attracted to..."
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"You know, the lipstick, the nail thing, we should discuss it."
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"There's nothing to discuss. Forget it. I gotta go."
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"Hey, Damon, times are tough."
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"Hey, hey, Damon."
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"Damon."
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"People are always asking me for my advice."
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""Ed, my kid's on dope. What do I do?""
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"Well, I've been helping people out for a long time now..."
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""Ed Phipps, unlicensed therapist."
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"Who's next?"
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"Tanya."
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"Well, I'm a poet, so what I'm good with are words."
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"Some people don't value words as much as I do."
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"...and they can be casually cruel with them."
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"Some people can be very cruel."
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"But I'd like to think most people are better than that."
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"So, what is your idea, Tanya?"
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"A croissant folded around Maya Angelou's "Phenomenal Woman," for example."
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"Maybe some of my own poetry too."
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"I like it."
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"What do you think, class?"
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"You might wanna laminate the poem."
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"Other than that, I think you got yourself a winner, Tanya."
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"Certainly do."
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"What about you, Ray? Have you considered your winning tool?"
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"What I'm trying to figure out is how to market it..."
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"...and I really don't think it's something for the group."
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"Now, what Ray is going through is very normal."
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"Fear. It's a common stumbling block."
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"But the way to overcome it is to acknowledge it, validate it..."
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"...and keep on going. Damn the torpedoes."
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"What is your winning tool?"
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"All right?"
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"I've got a big dick. Now what the hell do I do with the damn thing?"
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"I'm not that smart. I'm not that talented."
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"Anymore, anyway."
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"...and everybody seems to have accomplished something but me."
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"I got a burned-out house and a job that pays shit."
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"Can't afford to pay my taxes on time."
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"I can't even afford to buy my son a ticket to a fucking rock 'n' roll show, okay?"
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"...and my big dick is all I've got."
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"Got any advice for me?"
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"Okay, I didn't actually say that."
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"Wanted to be a mechanic."
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"What a crock."
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"Pick it up, Pazderka."
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"Come on."
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"All right, come on, come on. Let's hustle, let's hustle."
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"That's right, I sure do."
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"Yeah, I know where it is."
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"Wait, this Friday? No, I got a game."
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"L... I mean, sure, I'm game."
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"Okay, you got it."
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"... in West Lakefield history..."
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"... came to be standing in front of this door."
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"Sugar?"
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"Hey, lady."
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"Hey, lady, you think this is fun for me, huh?"
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"Look, I'm sorry. I just... I'm sorry."
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"I rearranged my whole schedule just to accommodate you and..."
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"Forget it."
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"Ray, is that you?"
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"- How'd you know where I live? - The phone book."
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"I tried calling but your number's disconnected."
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"Now I see why. Look at your house. My God."
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"I'll have to print them on plastic or something. I brought you a sample."
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"It's a gluten-free Neruda cranberry walnut bread."
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"...so I thought I'd bring it back. - That's not my gel pen."
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"I've been really concerned about you."
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"Because I'm not very good with vintage cars, all right?"
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"That's not your winning tool?"
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""Big Donnie. Will give you every inch of his love.""
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"Are you kidding? Please tell me this isn't you."
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"- You're the one that gave me the idea. - To be a man-whore?"
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"Ray, that's disgusting."
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"- That's pathetic. - Well, I'm a pathetic kind of guy."
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"Look, Tanya, what are you, like 40?"
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"- I'm 38. - All right, then don't be so insulting."
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"Okay, I got some flaws, but you've got no job, you got no kids."
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"Wait a minute. I do have a job. I'm an artist."
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"Big Donn-"
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"So did you have any luck with this?"
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"Yeah, I went on my first thing today."
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"And?"
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"She just took one look at me through the peephole."
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"- Don't laugh. - I'm sorry."
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"There's Ionely people. It's just not me."
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"You know, if you want my opinion, it's this ad or persona or whatever."
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"Big Donnie? Are you out of your mind?"
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"What kind of clients did you think you were gonna attract?"
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"Did I ask your opinion?"
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"I'm just saying you need to sell yourself better."
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"And then you can get into a situation..."
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"And frankly, you need to add a photo."
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"Are you fucking kidding me? Tanya, I'm a highly respected educator."
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"Ray, you missed the class in creative marketing."
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"There are so many different ways you can sell yourself."
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"I mean, when I'm not working on lyric bread."
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