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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You wanna help me sell myself?"
Hung (2009)
"Maybe for like a percentage of some kind."
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"You wanna be my pimp."
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"Damon!"
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"Dad?"
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"Dad, what are you doing here?"
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"Looks like you got a pretty good spot."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey..."
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"Look, you spend Ronnie's money on something else, okay?"
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"... I felt pretty good."
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"Thank God my parents aren't around to watch the country they loved go to shit."
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"Anybody know what this is?"
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"- Dung? - Yes, it's dung, Schenken."
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"Go kick some ass."
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"Just go out there and kick some ass, Mike. Go."
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"- Oh, hi. ...but this guy was a whole new level."
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"It's..."
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"Who is that?"
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"All right, let's huddle up."
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"Of course we do."
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"A burned-out house is a prime target for thieves and vandals."
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"You want all three of us to sleep in the tent?"
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"What happened to my life?"
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"Just trying to do you a solid, Drecker."
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"Looks sort of naked without her breastplate and horned helmet."
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"Mom, relax. I can handle this."
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"- He's a turd. You know he's a turd. - He loves me, Ray."
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"...and talented and smart and popular."
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"Yeah. I..."
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"You know, I've never asked you for anything before."
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"I need to borrow some money, okay?"
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"- Ladies, enjoy. - Oh, thanks. Thank you."
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"- You didn't let it lapse again, did you? - No. I mean, sort of."
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"I can't complain. Can't complain."
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"Just, you know, that house will be better than ever once I make the repairs."
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"Plus, I got this jerkoff, this Koontz sniffing around, trying to get me to sell."
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"A million isn't what it used to be, huh? Let's kick it up a notch."
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"Because we all do. Tell her, class."
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"But the word I like to use is "tool.""
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"Then the following week, we will begin to discuss how to market it."
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"Everybody has at least one, so no excuses."
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"...could I have 50 bucks?"
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"Et cetera, et cetera."
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"Lyric bread."
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"...because what I'm discovering is..."
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"And I paid the extra fee to include a photo In the online edition."
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"Okay."
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"... winner of a full baseball scholarship to the University of Central Florida..."
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"What do you mean, you changed your mind?"
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"You know what? Just forget it."
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"I know we're not dating or anything. I just..."
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"This is you?"
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"Look, if you want, I can help."
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"Yeah. I mean, not for free."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, Damon."
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"Hold on real quick."
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"Been camping all night, huh?"
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"Oh, no, no, Dad. It's fine. Ronnie already gave me everything I needed."
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"Nice day."
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"Drop by the office any time. Don't worry, free of charge."
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"Then I'd charge by the hour instead of giving it away for free..."
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"Good idea, Ed."
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"Right, it's my gel pen."
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"Hello?"
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"Everything's falling apart."
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"Using the fortune cookie as my inspiration..."
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"And it all starts right here in Detroit..."
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"Just like last year, it looks like every week..."
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"We're all right. Okay."
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"It's not like you're some genius in bed. Is that what you're getting at?"
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"Yeah. That and this fire thing."
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"I don't think it's funny. I think it's sad."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"So tonight, let's leave our dung in the locker room."
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"See, everywhere this little guy goes, he takes his ball of shit with him."
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"They fit in."
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"Well, I'm about to be."
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"It all started when Jessica slapped me with a divorce."
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"I'm gonna drive myself to a hospital. You go out there and run the system."
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"Say, Drecker?"
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"Hi, Lotte."
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"God, you were magical."
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"Rodelle's girl just broke up with him."
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"- Oh, yeah. Tanya Skagle. - Chapter 1."
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"I'd already been getting grief from the homeowners' association..."
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"Ray? You okay?"
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"Glad to hear it. Just good to hear it."
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"You sure got a swell spot."
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"Gothic is from the Middle Ages. This is goth."
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"... and put an ad in the back pages of the Detroit Examiner."
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"...I plan to create and market a line of baked goods..."
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"You know, it might seem strange, but for the first time in years..."
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"I think I know what it is."
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"I've got a big dick, Floyd."
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"What would I tell them if they saw me now? That I'm not to blame? It's not my fault?"
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"They taught me to take responsibility and get the job done. No excuses."
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"... now eBay, maybe. Tutoring."
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"I'm in the oldest profession in the world."
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"- It's nice to meet you. - You too."
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"Who's that?"
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"...I'll buy you each your own tent. How's that?"
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"Oh, my God, you're kidding. That's why you came?"
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"- Good to see you. - Hi. How's the skin trade?"
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"Yeah, thanks. I'm getting by."
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"- And cheap too, you know. - Sell. Sell the goddamn place, Ray."
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"And you are about to become a millionaire."
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"Do you wanna be a multimillionaire?"
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"I should have known better than to accept her invitation for tea."
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"I feel so bad for the kids, all the cutbacks."
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"I love this one."
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"I mean, okay, so you have a big dick. I mean, whoopee."
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"I really, really do."
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"Fifty bucks."
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"I can see that you're off to a crackerjack start."
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"Under what name?"
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"Tanya? Christ."
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"You were right about the poems. The ink runs in the dough."
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"Thanks."
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