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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- These are tough times in real estate. - Would you mind getting off my property?"
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"- This is a teardown if I've ever seen one. - Hey, fuck off, Koontz."
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"You know where to find me."
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"So this pregnant lady steps into my office."
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"Dr. Ron Haxon, dermatologist."
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"And she says, "Doctor, my sister thinks I should try Accutane.""
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"Overcompensating little fucker who stole my wife."
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"Fucker."
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"Does it feel good to you to almost murder my grandchildren in your lethal house, huh?"
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"No, Lotte, it wasn't a good feeling."
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"Why don't you just go away?"
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"- Hi, Jess. - Ray."
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"So here I am. I'm just... I'm stopping by."
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"- Yeah? - They're loving it here, Ray."
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"Ray's welcome. We're just having a nice..."
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"...talk. We have no troubles here."
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"He's a doctor! He saves lives!"
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"He's a dermatologist."
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"Come on, Jessica. We went to school with the guy."
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"- I love you. - Not enough."
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"Take the rose bushes."
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"Do you think I'm that shallow? Do you really think I am that shallow?"
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"All right, yes, I am a little shallow."
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"But I am deep enough to admit it. I'm much deeper than people think, Ray."
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"I am a beauty queen, Ray."
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"Now you're just hung!"
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"Look, this is hard for me, okay?"
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"Well..."
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"What, they hiked your property taxes or something?"
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"It's really putting me in a bit of a financial hole."
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"- Well, did you talk to your claims adjuster? - See, that's the thing."
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"I mean, there's been some sort of a mix-up."
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"I had the envelope right there on the desk, ready to go out."
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"- Jesus, Ray. - L..."
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"- Hey there, Coach Ray. - Hey, Ronnie."
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"Hey, I heard about your place, man. That's tough."
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"- Just to be safe. - Yeah?"
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"Good to see you, Ray."
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"- Should have sold years ago. - I'm not selling my parents' house."
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"It's where I grew up."
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"Look, what I'm saying is..."
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"...I got my back against the wall here, okay?"
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"I'm in the Alamo."
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"...to tide me over. - Right."
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"- But I got the kids to take care of. - You don't have the kids. I got the kids."
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"They're gonna come back to me, Jessica. I'm more fun and relaxed. You're uptight."
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"Having more fun with you almost got them killed."
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"- Okay. - Just wipe it out of your mind."
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"Excuse me. Is this "Unleash Your Inner Entrepreneur"?"
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"It is if you want it to be."
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"I'm going to tell you a secret right now."
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"Each one of you has already proven that fact just by coming here tonight."
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"Repeat after me: I'm going to be a millionaire."
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"- I'm gonna be a millionaire. - No, no, no."
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"I don't believe you at all. Come on, we can do better than that."
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"I'm going to be a millionaire."
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"I'm gonna be a millionaire."
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"I'm going to be a multimillionaire."
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"I'm gonna be a multimillionaire."
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"Sorry, I just... I couldn't find the room."
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"We're gonna be multimillionaires."
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"- Welcome. - Thank you."
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"- When is now? - The poet."
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"The district had a program a couple years ago. A grant."
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"Any subject, any time. I mean, these people were available."
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"Whenever you couldn't get your lesson plan figured out in time, you just called in a poet."
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"That was lovely, Axel."
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"If this were English class, we could discuss rhythm and meter..."
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"...but for the purposes of history class, I really feel like you captured the feelings..."
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"...of a common man fighting for a dream."
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"Comments, anyone? Anybody?"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, God, Ray."
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"The patchouli oil alone should have sent me running."
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"I never called her again."
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"It could be a talent or a gift or an idea for a product."
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"So for next week, your first task is to identify your own tool."
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"Ray."
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"Tanya, how are you? I haven't seen you around in a while."
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"- Oh, yeah, the grant ran out. - I heard, yeah."
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"No more poets in the schools."
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"- So you wanna get some coffee? - Maybe some tea."
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"Oh, your dick is so big. Oh, my God!"
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"Ray, you're so big! Oh, my God!"
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"There is some kiss we want With our whole lives"
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"And the lily, how passionately It needs some wild darling!"
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"I love that. "Some wild darling.""
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"At night, I open the window And ask the moon to come"
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"And press its face against mine. Breathe into me."
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"Close the language-door... That's the mouth."
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"The moon won't use the door Only the window."
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"Rumi, 13th century."
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"So is that your thing?"
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"You know, Ray. Being cold and distant after sex."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a little preoccupied."
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"Okay, Ray, whatever. Just go."
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"I don't know why I sleep with people like you."
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"You know nothing about my life. You have no interest in getting to know me."
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"You seem to have the emotional range of a fucking 12-year-old."
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"Look, Tanya, I got a lot going on in my life right now."
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"I don't have the energy for games."
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"If you really wanted to get to know me..."
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"...you wouldn't have hopped in the sack so easily. Twice."
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"What, so now I'm a slut?"
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"No, but don't bring a guy home because you're horny..."
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"...and then act all wounded and mystified when he doesn't stick around."
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"I mean, you liked what you had the first time, you wanted it again, fine."
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"Don't fool yourself into some romantic fantasy."
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"I liked what I had the first time?"
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"Wait, what is that supposed to mean?"
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"I think you know what I'm referring to."
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"Well, you know. You..."
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"I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm not calling you a leper or something."
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"You think I come too much?"
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"No, of course not. I'm just saying..."
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"I don't even know why, I'm just saying it's a lot."
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"No, I'm not getting at that."
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"It's not the first time I've heard the news, Tanya."
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"Oh, my God. You're an egotistical asshole."
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"You know, Ray, if you think that I was only interested in you..."
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"...because of your big penis, then all I feel is sorry for you."
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