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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Now, without thinking about it, tell me, Ray. Say it."
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"Yeah, no, without thinking about it, say it. "My name is Ray and l...""
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"I wasted my youth and now I look around..."
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"I don't have anything."
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"So I'm pretty much at the precipice here..."
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"I said I was good with old cars."
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"That night I swallowed my pride..."
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"... bought a prepaid cell phone and a box of condoms..."
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"Good. Nice, Makoski, nice."
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"Mike, take over for a second, will you?"
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"Yeah, you got Donnie."
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"Sorry, no. Cash only."
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"And that is how Ray Drecker, teenage sports star..."
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"... from the legendary West Lakefield class of '84..."
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"... recruited to the Atlanta Braves before being sidelined by ruptured ligaments..."
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"... later the second-winningest basketball and cross-country coach..."
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"Hey, sugar, Donnie's here."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, you also left your gel pen that day at my house..."
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"Yeah, look, Tanya, I'm really not in the mood, okay?"
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"Ray, I didn't come here to jump your bones, okay?"
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"- You were concerned. - Yeah. You haven't been coming to class."
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"Why would you pay all that money and not go?"
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"I lied."
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"Nope."
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"- Why are you showing me this? - That's my ad."
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"You're about to start making poem bread."
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"Yeah, but right now you're a temp."
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"Right?"
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"And she changed her mind."
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"She wouldn't even open the door."
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"...where you feel more confident and more protected."
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"I did that. Online."
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"Of your face."
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"Nobody can know who I am."
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"Just... Just saying hi."
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"...I thought this might come in handy."
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"This is for Godhead."
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"They were proud Americans."
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"They weren't kicked up the ass every day of their lives by property taxes..."
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"... and homeowners' associations and greedy, beauty-queen ex-wives."
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"They didn't raise me that way."
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"You do your best with whatever gifts God gave you."
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"It's a Scarabaeidea..."
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"Anybody here take Latin?"
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"It's a dung beetle, team."
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"All right? So what's that make this?"
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"All right, but let's call it what it really is."
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"It's a ball of shit."
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"That's just how he's wired."
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"So, what's the point I'm trying to make here?"
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"- More man-to-man coverage? - No, Jerry."
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"What I'm trying to say is that unlike this beetle..."
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"We cannot roll it up into a ball. We cannot push it up a hill."
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"We shouldn't eat it."
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"We certainly better leave it behind when we get on the court against the Badgers."
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"Shit happens. We know that."
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""We got heart. We got hope.""
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"...we're gonna get our teeth kicked in."
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"All right."
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"Come on. Let's do it."
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"Wolves on three. One, two, three."
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"- Let's go, guys. - Let's go, guys. Let's go get them."
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"- Let's go. Let's go. - Go on, get them, Donovan."
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"Yeah. It must be another kidney stone. I can't believe this is happening now."
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"God. Jesus."
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"I don't know the system like you do."
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"Just put up some screens, get the ball to Donovan. You'll do great."
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"Let's do it, partner. Come on!"
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"Okay, so I lied."
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"... and I'm not proud of it."
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"... but what's the national average? More than a waiter, less than a plumber."
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"It's about half of what it takes to live a normal life."
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"So, what do you do when your career pays crap?"
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"You do a side gig. Used to be stocks..."
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"Me, I've got a more unorthodox skill set."
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"Twenty years, two kids..."
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"Only bright spot was the twins, who said they'd rather live with me."
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"Been having trouble urinating?"
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"Then the Wolves' unprecedented losing streak..."
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"- Howard Koontz. - Ray Drecker."
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"- Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thank you."
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"- Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. - Yeah."
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"...you wouldn't mind tidying up your lawn a little..."
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"Fucker had me hit with three citations in the first six months alone."
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"Fucker."
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"But nothing compared to this."
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"Dad, wake up! Dad!"
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"- What? - Dad, wake up!"
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"Anybody seen my daughter?"
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"Hold on, I think this might be her."
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"- Where the hell have you been? - Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"It's all right. They were able to contain the fire."
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"- It's Hammer. - Hammer? Who's Hammer?"
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"- He's just a friend. - Come on, Darb."
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"What did we agree on? You always keep the ringer on."
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"You always answer when I call. No excuses."
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"- What did we say? - The battery died."
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"- No excuses! - Dad, stop."
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"- She's freaking out. - The battery died."
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"All right."
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"Are you wearing lipstick?"
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"What is that? Answer me."
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"What the hell's going on around here?"
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"Jesus."
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"Hey, look, we're almost done here."
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"You guys really ought to get some sleep."
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"The insurance company will pay for your hotel."
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"We've got insurance, right?"
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"We're not staying in a hotel though."
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"We're staying here. Come on."
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"We're gonna sleep right here while we rebuild."
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"This'll be like camping, only we're at home."
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"I'll tell you what. Today when we go shopping for clothes..."
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"- Are you calling Mom? - Shit, yeah, I'm calling Mom."
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"The fire. That's when I lost the kids."
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"I used to be a big deal. I used to be going somewhere."
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"You never responded to my offer."
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