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Clips from The Flintstones - The Swimming Pool (S01E01)

"Come on, Fred, make a wish then blow out the candles."
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"Fred, you're home early."
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"Yep, I wanted to catch you before you started cooking."
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"Fred, if you think I'm gonna stuff pheasant at this hour..."
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"A couple of dinosaur steaks, New York cut, two inches thick."
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"- They look a little stringy to me. - Don't be a wise guy. They're gone."
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"What's he barbecuing?"
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"And I didn't let this bag out of my sight for a sec..."
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"- Makes your mouth water, doesn't it? - It does, does it?"
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"I found your steaks right here on the wall."
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"Yeah, say you're sorry and let me have them."
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"- What did he say? - He absolutely refused."
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"I'll call you back, Barney is here now."
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"Fred, a friend of yours is here."
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"If his name's Barney, he's no friend of mine."
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"- I don't get it. - Well, it's simple."
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"and somebody gives you the other half free..."
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"But who's giving me the other half free?"
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"Who is your bosom buddy, close pal, and lifelong friend?"
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"Come back here."
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"Well, without my half you only got half a pool, right?"
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"You get all the expenses, the chlorine, the filters, the pool toys..."
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"- For me? - For you, buddy."
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"That's funny."
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"Four thousand more buckets and the last one in is a hot potato."
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"It's a big job, neighbor."
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"Yes. I'm gonna get you a bigger bucket."
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"In goes the good"
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"Spearfishing?"
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"I'll be right back. I gotta go feed the fish."
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"don't let my best dishes go down with the ship."
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"You can't lose. You'll spear them or they'll die laughing."
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"You're making it awful tough to be good neighbors."
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"Neighbor, you and me have to have a little talk."
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"And who ordered this pool full of people?"
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"No, YCMA: Young Cavemen's Association."
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"When do I get to use my half of the pool?"
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"You are forgetting, neighbor, that your half is my free half..."
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"You are an ungrateful ingrate."
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"Is this any way to treat your bosom buddy..."
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"Barney, you're right."
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"It's simpler this way. When he wants to use his half he does."
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"And right now..."
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"I intend to use my half with a fancy one-and-a-half."
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"I took out my half of the water."
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"And another thing. This constant quibbling between the two of you..."
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"Not a bad idea."
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""Pool-warming party"?"
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"- You bellowed? - I did."
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"Yeah? Hello, Fred. Do you a favor?"
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"Remember the outfit you wore at the Halloween party?"
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"Yeah, no more parties, or I'll throw the book at them."
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"We'll have a load of laughs."
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"I know you, Fred Flintstone. Don't try anything funny."
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"for that knee-high Gila monster?"
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"Looks like this pool-warming party is coming to a boil."
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"All right, everybody, the party's over."
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"Swell job, Charlie."
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"Et cetera, et cetera."
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"I didn't even have a piece of me own birthday cake."
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"We'll have you out as soon as the judge sets bail."
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"- Thanks, old pal. - And in the meantime:"
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"- Thanks for bailing me out, Barney. - What are neighbors for?"
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"Quiet out there. I gotta get some sleep."
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"Barney to the rescue."
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"- It's not pheasant and I'll do the cooking. - What did you buy?"
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"You must've left them at the butchers."
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"I tell you I had them when I came right home."
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"So how could I've..."
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"- What's that? - Barney, barbecuing next door."
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"How could those steaks disappear? I swear I didn't stop anywhere."
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"- Smells like steak. - Yeah."
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"Steak? Did you say steak?"
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"What a sneak! I just put that bag down for a second."
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"Hi, neighbor. How do you like these?"
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"Couple of dinosaur steaks, two inches thick."
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"- Okay, wise guy. Hand them over. - Hand what over?"
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"- Hey, let go of those steaks. - Okay, neighbor, you asked for it."
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"You owe Barney an apology."
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"I'm sorry and I'm gonna let you have both of them."
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"What's that for?"
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"That's for the next thing you do wrong."
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"They haven't spoken to each other for five days."
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"I'm sick and tired of it."
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"I told Barney to go right over and make up with Fred."
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"Really? What'd he say then?"
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"- Hello, Barney. - I was just wondering if..."
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"It's all right, Wilma. But as long as I'm here..."
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"I'd like the return of some property of mine..."
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"which certain people borrowed..."
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"but obviously don't intend to ever return."
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"- I'm referring to my ladder, if I may. - Of course, Barney, help yourself."
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"If he's no friend of mine, I'm no friend of his."
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"You did that on purpose!"
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"- So long, neighbor. - Come back, you coward."
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"Betty, open the front door for a coward!"
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"I'll head him off at the pass."
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"Help!"
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"Fred, are you all right?"
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"and lay my hands on you."
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"That's not a stupid hole. That's gonna be my swimming pool."
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"I don't care what it's gonna be. I'm gonna sue you for..."
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"- Swimming pool? - That's right."
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"Oh, boy! Swim parties, barbecues, water polo."
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"You know, the works."
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"Too bad we're not friends anymore, neighbor."
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"Maybe you're not my friend, neighbor, but I'm still yours."
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"- What do you mean? - Just this."
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"I'm gonna show you how you can get your pool for nothing."
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"If you build half a pool..."
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"Yeah."
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"...you're getting your half for nothing, right?"
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"- How many guesses do I get? - Barney, you're looking right at him."
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"See you around, bosom buddy, close pal, and lifelong friend."
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"with a diving board at either end."
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"Now look at the advantages of owning a pool with somebody else."
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"the cranophrane, the phonostein."
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"- The what? - Cranophrane and the phonostein."
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"You gotta put it in every week, you know?"
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"- Sure. - And it all costs money."
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