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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bookstore (S09E09)

"You're better at fake relationships than real ones."
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"Yeah. I even got an idea out of it. The detox poncho."
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"Fine your pace, boy. Chop chop."
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"Well, don't tarry, I'm behind schedule as it is."
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"Boy. Boy."
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"Well, this is the first day of the rest of my life."
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"I can't sell the book. It's been marked."
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"It certainly has."
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"So, I'm gonna steal another one and then I'm gonna return it."
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"I'm going in."
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"Yes. My Uncle Leo was caught shoplifting here the other day."
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"Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal."
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"That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries."
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"We've had trouble with theft lately and my boss said..."
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"-So it could be anyone? -Well, I guess."
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"That guy. Swarm. Swarm."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"You're bad, huh?"
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"They can put it anywhere they want. No one's meeting anybody."
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"Yes. The city needs more slow moving wicker vehicles."
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"I should give her a call."
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"Well, that ought to keep you busy for a couple of days, huh?"
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"So, Elaine, are you gonna dance this year?"
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"Hi, I'm Zach."
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"What do you want to hear?"
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"They made me buy it. A hundred bucks, this thing cost me."
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"Remember my idea about rickshaws in New York?"
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"Well, Newman, he knows a guy in the Hong Kong post office."
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"Can't we worry about them later?"
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"You still say hello."
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"Will somebody answer that damn phone."
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"Well...."
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"...between you and me and anyone else you wanna tell."
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"All right, who's first?"
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"Please take it home."
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"We don't want it near the other books."
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"He's over there in the overcoat."
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"Swarm. Swarm."
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"I just wanted you to scare him."
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"Mom, I didn't rat out Uncle Leo."
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"We strapped it to a homeless guy and he bolted."
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"We should've got some collateral from him."
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"Like his bag of cans, or his other bag of cans."
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"-...cheating on you. -That is correct."
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"They let you try on pants."
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"Uncle Leo. Wait. Hello."
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"-What is wrong with this book? -Simmer."
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"I don't read in the bathroom."
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"Oh, yes, I know all about his little performance in the break room."
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"I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious."
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"And in a tiny way I almost feel responsible."
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"He won't last a day in prison."
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"Hello."
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"Yes, that's true."
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"Well, I assume there's some sort of write-off."
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"-What's the value of the book? -About $200 Miss DeMooney."
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"-I could take it in merchandise. -Here I come."
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"George, what are you doing here?"
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"The one she danced at last year."
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"Oh, hey. Can I fix you fellas some drinks and sandwiches?"
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"-Well, we're gonna make it happen. -No, you're not."
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"-I'm an old man. I'm confused. -You're under arrest."
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"...filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own opium excursions."
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"What are you up to?"
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"Oh, there you are. Oh, do I get the job?"
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"Leo."
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"...and to you that's even."
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"French Impressionist Paintings?"
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"Hello. Jerry."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, I once knew a horse named Rusty. No offense."
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"So you wanna donate this to charity?"
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"This book has been in a bathroom."
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"Better bring a poncho."
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"Hi. I'm miserable."
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"All right, all right, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes."
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"Well, I've hit the wall. I gotta take a break."
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"My friends, a toast."
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"...the first 24 hours are the worst."
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"I found a better way to humiliate myself."
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"Make a controlled turn and bring her back. Let's see what you got."
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"Goodnight, Jerry."
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"...I have to make an example of someone."
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"It says that on the computer?"
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"We gotta find that rickshaw. You check the sewers and dumpsters."
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"He's shipping a rickshaw. It can't miss."
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"Excuse me, sir. What are you doing?"
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"All right, listen up. Now, you three have been hand-picked..."
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"-Hello? -Hey, it's me."
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"To the idiot-mobile."
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"I don't believe this."
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"I'm gonna go back there and return it when there's different people working."
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"...or a shirt."
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"...or dander of the equine."
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"I'm all set."
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"...and let us handle this."
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"That book has been on a wild ride. George took into the bathroom..."
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"What's my name? Could you take me home?"
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"We made out at the table like our plane was going down."
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"Now, that's the first sensible idea I've heard all day."
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"Aren't you upset?"
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"-What does that mean? -Nobody pays for everything."
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"An addict. Well, it just keeps getting better."
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"Look, Mr. Peterman..."
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"I don't get it. Am I right, people?"
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"All right. Who's dancing?"
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"I find the soothing pastoral images very conducive--"
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"Now, I'm the office skank."
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"When it catches on we're gonna have a whole fleet."
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"Well, then he's out."
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"Prison? I'm sure it's just a fine."
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"Not underpants."
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"-Jerry. -Uncle Leo."
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"Now, what is the problem with this book?"
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"Well, aren't you something?"
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"Goodnight, Newman."
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"Hey, boy. Smooth it out up there. Too much jostling."
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"Well, Elaine's been to Hong Kong."
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"Jerry."
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