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Clips from The Pest (1997)

"- Nothing. - Just checking."
The Pest (1997)
"You have to believe me."
The Pest (1997)
"Why would I want to be on a boat?"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm not a bad person."
The Pest (1997)
"To tell you the truth, I don't think he's my father."
The Pest (1997)
"Welcome to the Love Boat. I'm your waiter Isaac."
The Pest (1997)
"Gustav, where are you?"
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, woeisme. Someone's turned me in to a walkie-talkie."
The Pest (1997)
"What have you got left after smoking a huge cigar? A big butt!"
The Pest (1997)
"My father is insane."
The Pest (1997)
"lf you don't come out, your girlfriend gets it."
The Pest (1997)
"Any closer and I'd be intimate with you."
The Pest (1997)
"I don't know how long I can keep this thing from firing."
The Pest (1997)
"You are so diabolical."
The Pest (1997)
"I never felt better in my life!"
The Pest (1997)
"- Can't believe you shot him! - He's wearing a bullet proofvest."
The Pest (1997)
"Good morning. I need to get into my safe deposit box."
The Pest (1997)
"Of course, Mr. Shank. The guard will let you in."
The Pest (1997)
"Ja. Splendid."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello?"
The Pest (1997)
"Surprise!"
The Pest (1997)
"And CheCk this. The Ambassador also spoke withthe authorities about your..."
The Pest (1997)
"How should l put itECCentriC hunting aCtivities."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello, fellas. Good-bye. Don't forget to write."
The Pest (1997)
"No! No! I do not recognize your authority."
The Pest (1997)
"There fore I must be the Ambassador."
The Pest (1997)
"Good-bye to you and you and you!"
The Pest (1997)
"- I know. - He stole my clothes."
The Pest (1997)
"Greathustler I'm gonna sCam in a minute"
The Pest (1997)
"Put up the fistiCuff sand then"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm in the mood to sCam simply beCause I Can"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm the Latin Houdini"
The Pest (1997)
"FunkadoCious, grooviloCious atroCious"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm as Crazy as they make 'em I shake 'em, I break 'em"
The Pest (1997)
"Damn, I'm terrific"
The Pest (1997)
"Hippity, hoppity FeeCropoly, suffering suCCotash"
The Pest (1997)
"- All like this and like that, right? - Like this and like that!"
The Pest (1997)
"You know what they say? Never trust a big butt and a smile."
The Pest (1997)
"- Papa, I need the bathroom! - Come on, get out!"
The Pest (1997)
"Playing three-Card money on these Crazy streets"
The Pest (1997)
"NiCelady, I'm hurting I'm sexy butl'm hurting"
The Pest (1997)
"Voodoo Mambo Chili Congo"
The Pest (1997)
"Old sChool beat meets Latin freak and you don't stop"
The Pest (1997)
"Old sChool beat meets Latin freak You don't quit and you don't stop"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm in the mood to sCam simply beCause I Can"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm the Latin Houdini"
The Pest (1997)
"Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm as Crazy as they make them or shake them or break them"
The Pest (1997)
"- Damn, I'm terrific - Pestario!"
The Pest (1997)
"Hello, June."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello, Ward."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, I see Eddie Haskell is here."
The Pest (1997)
"I'm so proud. My son, the delivery boy."
The Pest (1997)
"Your mom's birthday's coming up."
The Pest (1997)
"What are you gonna steal for her this year?"
The Pest (1997)
"- Surprise me. - I will!"
The Pest (1997)
"Pestario, you're just a common hustler."
The Pest (1997)
"Mom!"
The Pest (1997)
"Great."
The Pest (1997)
"That was nasty. Look at the time."
The Pest (1997)
"Good morning, Pestario."
The Pest (1997)
"Mr. Shank, we've been searching for hours."
The Pest (1997)
"Perhaps we should return home?"
The Pest (1997)
"You're too impatient, Leo."
The Pest (1997)
"A good hunter must always remember..."
The Pest (1997)
"I wanted to thank you personally for helping at the church bazaar."
The Pest (1997)
"- It was bizarre, wasn't it? - Yes, it was."
The Pest (1997)
"You know, your booth made more money than any other."
The Pest (1997)
"Children! Such carefree exuberance."
The Pest (1997)
"Those little runts. I'll teach 'em."
The Pest (1997)
"Hey, moron, we need one more for basketball."
The Pest (1997)
"You're with the fat loser-boy."
The Pest (1997)
"- Why do they call you fat loser-boy? - I think because I'm fat and never win."
The Pest (1997)
"We're gonna change that. The part about never winning."
The Pest (1997)
"Bet your lunches. First point wins."
The Pest (1997)
"All right, you son of a freak, no fouls, no calls, no outs. Check."
The Pest (1997)
"What? It's all your fault! Lf you were a good player, may be we would've won."
The Pest (1997)
"Don't worry, they'll never call you a loser again."
The Pest (1997)
"So where is my super-scam shell game apparatus?"
The Pest (1997)
"Excellent, man. This scam is fool proof."
The Pest (1997)
"I'm gonna be the King of Corruption. The Duke of Deception."
The Pest (1997)
"Are you guys my accountants?"
The Pest (1997)
"Pest. All we're saying is that..."
The Pest (1997)
"this scamming thing's dangerous."
The Pest (1997)
"That would be good."
The Pest (1997)
"The key to this scam is to convince people I am blind."
The Pest (1997)
"There must be a worthy candidate here."
The Pest (1997)
"Pest, look, there's Xantha."
The Pest (1997)
"Hey, baby! Hey, baby!"
The Pest (1997)
"Hey, baby. How's my Nubian bucket of love?"
The Pest (1997)
"My ebony delight, my Africanicus romanticus."
The Pest (1997)
"Baby, easy with the nagging."
The Pest (1997)
"These jeans make me look fat."
The Pest (1997)
"Baby, I'm sorry."
The Pest (1997)
"- Can't. - Why?"
The Pest (1997)
"Abso freaking lutely. I'll make your parents love me and ask me to marry you."
The Pest (1997)
"Love, peace and chicken grease."
The Pest (1997)
"Okay, people, we've got a taker."
The Pest (1997)
"Cross my hand, I fool the rich man, poor man, but not the policeman."
The Pest (1997)
"Soccer boy, come here. Yeah, you."
The Pest (1997)
"- Oh, there you are. - How'd you catch that ball?"
The Pest (1997)
"Telepathy. You lose one sense, you gain another."
The Pest (1997)
"You should wear more support, shorty."
The Pest (1997)
"That is the specimen I want."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh! What a pathetic choice."
The Pest (1997)
"Which shell is it under?"
The Pest (1997)
"We work for Angus. Are you Pest Vargas?"
The Pest (1997)
"Are you the doctor?"
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, my, Grandma, what large pores you have."
The Pest (1997)
"Definitely not a plastic surgeon."
The Pest (1997)
"For $1, take a picture with Elephant Man in a kilt!"
The Pest (1997)
"Do something! You know karate!"
The Pest (1997)
"Angus wants his money."
The Pest (1997)
"You wouldn't hit a blind man, would you?"
The Pest (1997)
"Emotionally-challenged people?"
The Pest (1997)
"- Get 'em! - You guys are in trouble now."
The Pest (1997)
"My favorite delivery boy."
The Pest (1997)
"Me love you long time."
The Pest (1997)
"Wait. Why I don't understand any of your Chinese?"
The Pest (1997)
"Eat some grits, y'all."
The Pest (1997)
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