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Clips from The Pest (1997)

"Wherever you come from, you late for last time."
The Pest (1997)
"You don't look Chinese. You look like Moe from Three Stooges. You're fired."
The Pest (1997)
"Please, give me another chance! I'll never do it again, I promise."
The Pest (1997)
"I've got a good excuse this time. Listen."
The Pest (1997)
"I was taking a walk with my pet dog..."
The Pest (1997)
"When he ranned off on me, I was about to..."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, my God!"
The Pest (1997)
"Quacky! Quacky! What have they did to you?"
The Pest (1997)
"They all look the same!"
The Pest (1997)
"I'll have to call my lawyer and tell him I can't find Quacky."
The Pest (1997)
"This must be Quacky, with that sweet little smile."
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"Gimme that!"
The Pest (1997)
"Poor little Quacky. Don't worry. I'll bury you in France likeyou wanted."
The Pest (1997)
"- You kill Quacky? - No! L, I might have."
The Pest (1997)
"- Mr. Cheung? - Yes?"
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"About Quacky."
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"Yes, ofcourse, ofcourse."
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"- Okay, there is one thing. - Yes?"
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"Quacky always wanted to be served extra-crispy."
The Pest (1997)
"- Could you do that? - No problem."
The Pest (1997)
"No MSG? An extra order of rice? Thank you."
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"You're very welcome. Don't worry. I take care of you."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello."
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"Angusie?"
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"You rapscallion! You naughty man, you!"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm hurted you sent ruffians after me. I was gonna surprise you with a check!"
The Pest (1997)
"Don't start again."
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"People don't take us seriously because we're Scottish."
The Pest (1997)
"Angusie, home in sky! All I need is time."
The Pest (1997)
"What is today?"
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"The first day of the rest of our lives?"
The Pest (1997)
"Sean Connery's birthday?"
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"I want the money Wednesday or I'll kill your family."
The Pest (1997)
"How 'bout Thursday, and you just take outa Cousin?"
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"Oh, bad connection."
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"I bring you the cash... I can't..."
The Pest (1997)
"My poor Quacky."
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"Poor Quacky. Can I get extra plum sauce?"
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"You have no time. You have delivery to do! Go! Hurry!"
The Pest (1997)
"to the glorious dank splendor of the homeland..."
The Pest (1997)
"and be away from all this nauseating pastel."
The Pest (1997)
"Your Chinese food has arrived."
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"Yummy! Where?"
The Pest (1997)
"Got it, got it, got it!"
The Pest (1997)
"- But you pointed at him. - Why would I pick a blind man?"
The Pest (1997)
"Sir, he's not really blind. He's a scam artist."
The Pest (1997)
"Mr. Vargas here runs numbers out of his Chinese restaurant, but unfortunately..."
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"- Hello! - Hi!"
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"That's $52.23 for the food..."
The Pest (1997)
"Why is that? You afraid of white people?"
The Pest (1997)
"'Cause you all carry diseases my people don't have immunities for."
The Pest (1997)
"Perhaps you're just being paranoid."
The Pest (1997)
"You spit when you talk. I'm susceptible to air borne syphilises."
The Pest (1997)
"Pest. Is that your name..."
The Pest (1997)
"or a personality trait?"
The Pest (1997)
"Juan Marcos Neruda Salsa Picante Vargas."
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"But you can call me Pestario. Pest, for shorter."
The Pest (1997)
"Chinese food?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What a fool! What a sucker-butt!"
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"Oh, a hot wench! Yeah, baby!"
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"My wife!"
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"Sorry."
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"- I saw you earlier today on the street. - You did?"
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"So you unearthed my horrible secret."
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"I am blind! I am!"
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"I am blind!"
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"Please don't tell! I was going to become dumpling boy next week."
The Pest (1997)
"Why isn't a smart boy like you..."
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"It's painful to discuss."
The Pest (1997)
"I hit puberty in the first grade, and there's only so many times..."
The Pest (1997)
"a seven-year-old can be called fire hose before he cracks."
The Pest (1997)
"That's really too bad because my family provides..."
The Pest (1997)
"a $50,000 cash scholarship..."
The Pest (1997)
"Look at that. Will you touch it?"
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"The fire hose is gone! It's a miracle."
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"Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! I want to learn! I want to go to school!"
The Pest (1997)
"Let us celebrate, all right?"
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"Ofcourse I have to administer a few small tests before you qualify."
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"Tests?"
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"Hey, can I get one of these tables for my dorm room?"
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"crank it up."
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"Wait a minute."
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"One."
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"I wasn't ready. Try again."
The Pest (1997)
"I will show you the shot that won me the reform school championship..."
The Pest (1997)
"But I know you don't care because you Germans are the greatest!"
The Pest (1997)
"I must tell you..."
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"Actually, you started every war. It's not like you ever won one!"
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"We kicked France's ass."
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"Your scores were so abysmal that..."
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"What do the rest of us care? We don't have to touch them."
The Pest (1997)
"It's like riding a moped. It's fun till your friends catch you doing it."
The Pest (1997)
"You lost the scholarship. You can't go."
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"Stop repeating what I'm saying."
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"I mean it!"
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"You're the ideal candidate for the scholarship."
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"I can't think of any thing I would rather do before returning to the homeland..."
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"Go get the contract."
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"Time to sign the contract."
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"Sign there on the dotted line. Here."
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"I took a legal correspondence course and I'm only two credits away."
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"What's all this stuff about maiming and death?"
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"Legal mumbojumbo."
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"All right."
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"Just sign."
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"What's this about I waive my legal rights and what not?"
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"What's this about..."
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"- College is a big commitment. - I'll be committed."
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"- We'll give it to someone else. - Give it to me."
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"Perhaps a toast?"
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"I'm in like sin."
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"Goody. What'll we hunt?"
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"- Indigenous. - Indigenous to my island."
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"To the hunt!"
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"Sorry."
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"- I'm going to kill him now! - Remember, the joy of the hunt."
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"- Can I fly it? - No, sit down and be quiet."
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"He's the pilot?"
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"Thank you."
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