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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bottle Deposit (S07E07)

"- You like the lost and found, George? - Definitely."
Seinfeld
"All right. A lost and found."
Seinfeld
"But there's gotta be a time limit. We're not running a pawnshop here."
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"- Hey, Elaine. - Jerry, hi."
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"- This is Nicki. - Hi."
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"Hello. This is Todd Gack."
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"Oh, of course, Todd Gack."
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"Who did you bet was in Star Wars? Sammy Davis Jr.?"
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"Means to an End."
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"We were gonna see that too, but it's sold out."
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"So we're going to see Blame It On The Rain."
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"- Why don't you see what you can do. - Okay."
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"What's she gonna do? They don't have any more tickets."
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"We'll see."
Seinfeld
"Hey, Jerry, you like cigars?"
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"- Yeah, why? - I'm going to Montreal tomorrow."
Seinfeld
"That's a nice idea for George's wedding."
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"- Should I get you a box? - If they're cheap, why not?"
Seinfeld
"All right, I'll buy them and get them to Elaine."
Seinfeld
"Okay. Two tickets."
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"- Means to an End. - Told you."
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"- How did you do that? - I just talked to the manager."
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"So they're putting in a lost and found because of me."
Seinfeld
"I mean, there's a time limit, but still."
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"They're really building a Utopian society up there."
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"- And you attribute this to the calzone? - Yeah."
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"He doesn't make a move without me. It's very exciting."
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"Yeah."
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"So let me ask you a question about the tip cup..."
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"I go to drop a buck in the tip jar..."
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"...and just as I'm about to drop it in, he looks the other way."
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"So then, as I'm leaving, he gives me a look like:"
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"Thanks for nothing."
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"- You got no credit. - Exactly."
Seinfeld
"It's like I'm throwing a buck away."
Seinfeld
"I mean, if they don't notice it, what's the point?"
Seinfeld
"Not bills."
Seinfeld
"Remember I was telling you how Nicki always gets whatever she wants?"
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"We're at the movies last night, it's sold out..."
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"...Nicki goes and talks to the manager... right in."
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"Beautiful women. You know, they get away with murder."
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"You never see one of them lift anything over three pounds."
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"- Nobody can stop them. - She's like a beautiful Godzilla."
Seinfeld
"Hey."
Seinfeld
"What the hell is all this?"
Seinfeld
"Why can't you do this on your table?"
Seinfeld
"Because I don't have a table."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey, so how was Blame It On The Rain?"
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"Hey, thanks for getting us tickets too."
Seinfeld
"Elaine, let me ask you a question."
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"Was the movie part of the bet?"
Seinfeld
"No, we were both in the mood for one."
Seinfeld
"You know, Elaine..."
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"...it's not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close friends-"
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"- Oh, is that so? - Absolutely."
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"- But I feel I must inform you that what happened last night..."
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"...was more than a simple bet."
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"- What are you talking about? - Come on."
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"Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?"
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"He made a bet he knew he was gonna lose..."
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"...just to take you to dinner."
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"Oh, that doesn't make any sense."
Seinfeld
"I mean, if he wanted to ask me out, why didn't he just ask me?"
Seinfeld
"If he doesn't ask you out, he doesn't get rejected."
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"I don't buy it."
Seinfeld
"Nothing. He walked me home."
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"- To the door? - Yeah."
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"- That's a date. - No, it's not."
Seinfeld
"That's just because you're a jackass."
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"I found a quarter. Okay."
Seinfeld
"- Anybody want their clothes heated up? - No, no, no, thanks."
Seinfeld
"I'm supposed to meet him to pick up your cigars."
Seinfeld
"That's two dates without asking you out."
Seinfeld
"- You're crazy. - Crazy like a man."
Seinfeld
"- Number 49. - You know, my last name is Costanza."
Seinfeld
"That's Italian."
Seinfeld
"So you and I are kind of like countrymen. Paisanos."
Seinfeld
"Hey, hey, you steal my money?"
Seinfeld
"No, you don't understand. I wasn't taking it out."
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"I know what you tried to do. Get out of here."
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"Don't come back again, ever."
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"- Or I break your head open like a-! - Oh, my God."
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"I got the calzones, Mr. Steinbrenner."
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"Oh, beautiful. I'm starving, George."
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"Corned beef?"
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"I don't think so. It's a little fatty, don't you think?"
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"- How about Chinese? - Chinese?"
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"No, too many containers. Big mess. Big mess, very sloppy."
Seinfeld
"That's the ticket."
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"No, no, no."
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"When I find something I like, I stick with it."
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"Bread bowl. You eat the chilli, then you eat the bowl."
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"Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch..."
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"...and seeing just a table."
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"Thanks for dinner."
Seinfeld
"I had to give you these cigars. And since we were both hungry..."
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"Hey, Todd, let me ask you a question."
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"- What? - I mean, Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars?"
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"Come on."
Seinfeld
"Elaine, that was a legitimate bet. I lost, so I bought you dinner."
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"- All right. Well, good night. - Yeah."
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"If you're not doing anything Saturday night, you wanna meet somewhere?"
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"Now, what is that?"
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"Is that a date?"
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"- It's not a date. - No way."
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"- So I'll see you Saturday? - All right."
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"Pick you up at 8."
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"- You know how fast you were going? - A lot faster than that."
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"- Step out of the car, sir. - Okey-doke."
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"Can I have your license and registration?"
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"- Nicki? - Yeah?"
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"Would you mind bringing the registration?"
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"Not at all."
Seinfeld
"I got you on the radar at 93 miles per hour."
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"...because for a while there, I was doing well over 100."
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"Hi."
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"Do you really have to give us a ticket?"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"- I'm waiting for my shirt. - You got your shirt in my oven?"
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