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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bottle Deposit (S07E07)

"I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer..."
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"...but this is better and more convenient."
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"- Oh, for both of us. - And I've got a lot more control."
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"I got a shirt going for 10 minutes at 325."
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"What's wrong with your oven?"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"- Come on up. - You got cigars?"
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"I got some Cubans for George's wedding."
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"It was more than I wanted to spend, but what the hell."
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"What are these?"
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"Producto de Peru."
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"Jerry, you think those are Cubans?"
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"Peru?"
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"I paid 300 bucks for these."
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"I could have got a house in Peru for 300 bucks."
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"You got rooked, buddy."
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"That's a nice name, Todd Gack."
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"What is that, Dutch?"
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"Oh, mama."
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"What's Steinbrenner gonna do if he doesn't get his calzone?"
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"Nobody knows what this guy is capable of."
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"He fires people like it's a bodily function."
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"Why don't you get somebody else from the office to go to Paisano's?"
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"Before you know it, he's having lunch with him."
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"You know how interoffice politics work."
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"No, I never had a job."
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"I decided to go with the brown ones."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Kramer's cooking up some corduroy."
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"There's gotta be some way to get back into Paisano's."
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"Oh, Paisano's. That's that place by the stadium, isn't it?"
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"- Yeah, you've heard of it? - Newman raves about it."
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"It's on his mail route. He stops by there every day."
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"I'll see you guys later."
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"- What kind of pie you cooking? - Huckleberry."
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"Well, you certainly are in a bind."
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"Yeah, and I thought since you go by there every day..."
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"Let me be perfectly blunt."
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"I don't care for you, Costanza."
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"You hang out on the west side of the building with Seinfeld all day..."
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"...just laughing it up, wasting your lives."
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"I will help you..."
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"...but I will expect something in return."
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"- What? - Well, for starters..."
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"...I want a calzone of my own."
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"All right."
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"And a large soda."
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"And three times a week, I shall require a cannoli."
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"I'd hate to see him when he's hungry."
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"- All right! All right! - Do we have a deal?"
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"Just make sure you get them to me by 1:00."
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"- He's regimented about his meals. - I know exactly how he feels."
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"Well, nice doing business with you. Do come again."
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"Mom, Dad."
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"- This is Elaine. - Hello."
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"Hello."
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"It was nice meeting you."
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"Bye, Ma."
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"She's wonderful."
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"- What the hell was that? - What?"
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"They're nice people. I thought you'd like them."
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"Why is this a date?"
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"Saturday night with your parents?"
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"I mean, unless I'm your sister, this is a date."
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"I don't understand why you can't meet someone's parents..."
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"...without classifying it as a date."
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"- Well, if it's not a date, then what is it? - It's a lovely evening together."
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"I don't believe this."
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"No, that's okay. I'll just walk home."
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"All right. Well, good night."
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"Hello."
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"What's this?"
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"Well, I was dropping off the calzone money for the week."
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"- Shouldn't you be at work by now? - Work?"
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"It's raining."
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"So?"
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"You don't work in the rain?"
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"Neither rain nor sleet nor- It's the first one!"
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"I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route."
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"Well, today I won't be going on my route, will I?"
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"Peru?"
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"I did."
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"If these aren't what you wanted, why pay him?"
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"Well, what could I do?"
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"Unless..."
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"...you paid him a visit."
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"Okay."
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"Kramer?"
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"- Hey, you. - Hey."
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"I need you to do me a favour. Get me lunch at Paisano's."
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"- Wait, what happened to Newman? - He called in sick."
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"Oh, right. Yeah, it's raining."
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"Listen, can you do it?"
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"No, no, I got eight tons of change. I gotta unload it."
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"All right."
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"Hey, hold that bus!"
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, buddy."
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"- It's really wet out there, huh? - What can I get you?"
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"- Yeah, calzone, yeah. - The best."
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"All right. Well, lay them on me. I'll have three of them."
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"- Three calzone. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Boy, that's a- That's a big oven."
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"Hey, listen, I wonder if you could do me a favour?"
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"- Hey, Todd. - Hi, Elaine."
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"- Hi. - You know Nicki, right?"
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"- Hi, yeah, sure. - Wait, Elaine will settle this."
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"Elaine, what does the M stand for in Richard M. Nixon?"
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"- Milhous. - I told you so. He said it was Moe."
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"You owe me a dinner."
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"All right. Your order is ready."
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"- ...and one hot shirt and jacket. - Oh, yeah."
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"This is all burned up. Look at this."
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"What the hell do I know about cooking a shirt?"
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"Seven fifty for calzones."
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"- What the hell is this? Pennies? - Yeah."
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"- You're paying in change? - That's all I got."
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"No, you've got to have bills, paper money."
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"- You can't pay with this. - That's all I got."
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"- Then you got no calzones. - Wait a minute! Wait!"
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