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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Funeral (S01E01)

""whose notes do beat"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes! He nailed it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: What do you mean what happens when you die?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"First it bloats up like a balloon"
Malcolm in the Middle
"you can't even see, but are on you right now"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and return all the elements in your body back to the soil."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Jimmy Westcott. He plays football."
Malcolm in the Middle
"How should I know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Beats me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's your name, son?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Did he say Greg?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"His name is Egg."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I named him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He needs to go home, okay?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Whether it's a wedding, funeral or court date"
Malcolm in the Middle
"these family gatherings are always the same."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hal, you have to get ready."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Honey, you know you don't have to talk"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You see how people look to me"
Malcolm in the Middle
"they're looking at you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(phone ringing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're going to her funeral."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, when did she die?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom, why didn't anybody tell me?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We didn't want to have to worry you over nothing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"How's Uncle Fred taking it?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't think he's thought too much about it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He died two months ago."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis, I'm sorry. I really have to go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, well, you can wear"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Aw, Mom, a dead suit?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"your little friend find his way out?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Because I'm going to stash this with Aunt Helen."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's a Mighty Man."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What'd you do to it?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why would you do that?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are so dead."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No evidence, no conviction."
Malcolm in the Middle
"E pluribus unum."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I finally found my joke cards."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Really? - Hey, how's this?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Have you seen my pun file?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm this close to sneaking out of the whole thing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(sighs)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What? She hated her?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Thank God, somebody I can talk to."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, your aunt's... not dead?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No. It turned out to be one of those comas"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and they put you on the embalmer's table"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It was a close call."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Too late now."
Malcolm in the Middle
"My back gets cold."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fair enough."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and you're not here so..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm not there because you sent me away."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but I don't have time right now."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Your father mowed the lawn"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese polished off all the cereal"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What is Egg?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"about how I got my black eye."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Aw, I'm so gutless."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese, listen."
Malcolm in the Middle
"no crime."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What book report?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just remembered."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and I haven't even started reading it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"A Tale of Two Cities."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Oh, how many words? - 750."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- No, it's an addendum. - When did you get that?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Is that the one with Jean Valjean?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Isn't A Tale of Two Cities"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I thought you hadn't read it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And when is it due?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Tomorrow, I told you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- A Tale of Two Cities. - Which you haven't read."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There's no reason for me to go"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm"
Malcolm in the Middle
"and we are darn well going to do it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You can't just stick the word "family" in front of something"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It makes no sense."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got nothing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm giving up my entire day for this-this thing"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hal, it was a bunch of old record albums."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, they're important to me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't believe you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're not asking: You're ordering."
Malcolm in the Middle
"something that I shouldn't even have to ask you for..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, what about me, hmm?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I have had it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine. Just so you know, when I'm done in the garage"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, Reese, which one stinks more?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, I won't."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There you go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay... okay, here we are."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Gotcha!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Go get your own juice."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Poof."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Darn it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Girls like green apples, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(music continues)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Julie!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just wanted to be nice."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Julie, I'm sorry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Things aren't usually like this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just give me a minute and I'll be ready to go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom, this has gone too far."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're not supposed to injure my friends."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I swear, this whole family is falling apart."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I started this, so I should be the one to end it."
Malcolm in the Middle
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