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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Rollerskates (S01E01)

"This..."
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"sucks."
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"No... tired."
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"My dad was some kind of skating champion a long time ago."
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"He made a rule... no one in the family could buy skates..."
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"until after they take lessons from him."
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"You don't get it."
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"My dad's like a total fanatic about skating."
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"He calls it "the brotherhood of the wheel.""
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"He taught Francis and Reese and they've never been the same after."
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"He laughs at the other Canadians!"
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"It makes me cry."
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"Everyone else in the world gets to."
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"Wait a minute. Somebody stepped in something."
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"Reese..."
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"what did you roll in?"
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"Oh, man."
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"(Moaning Painfully)"
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"yelling so loud you actually throw out your back."
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"Got the baby monitor all set up here."
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"Now, if you need anything, just holler..."
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"but not too loud..."
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"and I will get on it."
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"Oh, God."
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"Because they make me loopy."
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"I will not have this house come crashing down around me..."
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"because I'm hopped up on goofballs."
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"Mom, I'm really sorry."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Oh, Reese, come to Mama."
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"Closer, sweetheart."
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"Are you happy you crippled your mother?"
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"Survival weekend?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"with limited supplies and no food."
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"It's a excellent way to learn basic survival techniques."
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"- Maybe so, but you're doing it. - What?"
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"but this is something I believe in."
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"It's a character builder. I think it'll be good for you."
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"How could it be good for me?"
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"No broken clavicles."
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"Nothing."
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"Get a glass!"
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"Can I have some milk?"
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"Okay."
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"I have a problem. I need your advice."
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"Trust me, whatever you're going through is not half as bad as what I'm facing."
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"I'm thinking of asking Dad for skating lessons."
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"I'm going to have a Band-Aid on my crotch?"
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"- Who are you talking to? - Francis."
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"The doctor says I have to stay in bed for three days..."
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"Mom..."
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"Look, Mom."
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"Have you ever heard of such a thing? I never heard of such a thing."
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"Here you go."
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"- One more thing. - Yeah?"
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"Stop trying to drug my food."
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"- Your back. - Oh, yeah."
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"Did you ever hear of such a thing? They say it's genetic."
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"They paraded every Tom, Dick and Harry through that room to look at me."
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"They take a sausage, stuff it with cheese, wrap it with bacon..."
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"Malcolm, where have you been? You got to get in on this."
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"Dad... I want skating lessons."
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"Son, do you know, once you start there's no going back?"
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"I know."
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"This means total commitment."
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"Once you begin the path, there is no leaving the path."
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"Are you sure you're ready for that? I mean really ready?"
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"Neat. We'll start tomorrow."
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"Stretch. Nose to knees, nose to knees, and... release."
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"Well, we have to start early. We've got a lot of ground to cover."
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"Rule number one: You can't question my ways."
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"I'm the top skate-dog. Understood?"
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"You may not like my methods..."
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"but let me just show you what you can accomplish if you stick with it."
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"Whew! That routine won me a gold medal, a macrame plant hanger..."
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"and your mother's heart all in the same afternoon."
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"Yeah."
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"- Why do I have to... - Ah-ah-ah."
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"Top skate-dog."
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"Now, let's see you skate through those cones."
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"I don't have skates."
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"Let your arms work with..."
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"That's all?"
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"Let's rock."
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"What is it?"
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"My back."
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"I can't move."
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"My shoulder muscles are asymmetrical and it pulls my vertebrae out of alignment."
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"Fourth and fifth."
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"Why am I doing this?"
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"And point and bump, and point and bump..."
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"- Two days? - Uh-huh."
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"This is about safety and proper technique."
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"But it doesn't make any sense."
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"- Fine. I'll talk to him. - That's not what I'm asking."
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"(Groans In Pain)"
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"Would you just take the darn pill... dear?"
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"You questioned his ways. Never question his ways."
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"That just makes it take even longer."
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"I'll see you out there... in a month or two."
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"I don't know how yet, but there's definitely a way I can justify this."
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"Dang, I thought I'd at least get a few minutes in before he busted me."
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"You know what? Screw it. I'm sick of this."
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"- What do you think you're doing? - Taking my skates to go play hockey."
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"Absolutely not: We had an agreement."
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"Okay, that's it. You just lost these, pal."
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"Oh, yeah? Well..."
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"You heard me."
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"People don't realize how hard we work..."
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"Pills and milk... effective."
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"I mean, I have always been the good parent."
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"(Laughing)"
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"That's true..."
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"- I'm the nice one. - Yeah, that's true."
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"You're the bad one. The system can't work with two bad cops."
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"Oh, I hate cops. Cops, eh..."
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"You know what else I hate? Those what-do-you-call-thems? Those..."
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"Not yet. But he stepped over the line, and I don't think there's any way back."
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"and can make him smoke a whole carton."
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