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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Rollerskates (S01E01)

"You know what? I hate bigots too. Oh, I hate bigots."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I mean, you know what I hate most of all?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I hate those gigantic pink..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I've paid my dues *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I've made a few *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* But I've come through *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* We are the champions *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* My friends *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* We are the champions *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* We are the champions *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* No time for losers *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh, Houston, we are good to go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh, Roger that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Whoo!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey... fellas!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, guys, let's be reasonable."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, at least lend me a jacket! Or some food!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That was to me, not at me, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Honey, what are you doing up? - Don't you "honey" me."
Malcolm in the Middle
""Would you like some milk, Mother?""
Malcolm in the Middle
"The kid's never brought me one thing in his entire life."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are back on rice cakes, mister, starting now!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now, you said what you said, and we can't change that."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And it isn't the kind of thing that could be solved..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But we do need to find a way to get past this. Agreed?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I guess so."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This whole thing stems from you feeling like I treat you like a child."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That is ten pages, single-spaced, of filthy name-calling."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"They get worse as they go along."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What am I supposed to do with this?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, since you think you're old enough to use these kind of words..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think you're old enough to see the effect they have."
Malcolm in the Middle
"to the man who held you in his arms the moment you were born."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm, uh... here..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Tapping On Page)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Continue."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You see, son? Words hurt."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I understand, Dad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm sorry."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm not going to let you down again."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(No Audio)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Very thorough."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad, will you please finish teaching me how to skate?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Of course."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Well, I talk about it, talk about it talk about it, talk about it *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Go, Malcolm!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Gotta move on *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I know I look like an idiot, but I'm kickin' ass!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes, it is. It's absolutely fair."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- You have more than me. - No, I don't."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It took us three hours."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I don't know *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Can you repeat the question? *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I got it, I got it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Car!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why can't you just tell me what it was like?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know you're not supposed to skate in the house."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Shrieks)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why don't you just take the pain medicine the doctor gave you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Our parents are paying for room and board."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's something inside me, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't you dare!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"When I get well, I am going to beat you blue, mister!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hello, Francis."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Inhales Sharply)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Why does everyone do that? What does he do?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Apparently my shoulder muscles are asymmetrical."
Malcolm in the Middle
"with my rear end flapping in the breeze for all the world to see."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Disco Playing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Talk about, talk about talk about movin' *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I prefer a Saratoga four-wide..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but I know you kids like that in-line stuff."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wait, I don't get to wear them?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Your skates are in here."
Malcolm in the Middle
"This is going to rule."
Malcolm in the Middle
"a knife, my bedroll and some emergency rations."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dude, hard-core."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Screams)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It happens sometimes."
Malcolm in the Middle
"All right. Take him to his room."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hands out front so you get a balance."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hold it... Hold it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Stop clouding your mind. This is a process."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You going to go play hockey?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, and if you pass Francis on your way to Siberia, tell him I said hi."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I wouldn't worry about that. Mom's feeling a lot better."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's just say, pills and sandwich... not effective:"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Block, chop, they're on the ground gasping for air. It's over with."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Boy, has it been two days already?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Can I offer you some cookie dough?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't spend two days in the woods tied to a chair."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Boys, your mother's mobile."
Malcolm in the Middle
"A stinkin' son of a..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But let's not make eye contact for a couple weeks."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Disco Music Playing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Life is unfair. *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- You feeling a little limber now? - Mostly I feel sleepy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad, that was unbelievable."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's because you're not in a skating state of mind."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The boy's fighting me, Lois."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good. Now, here's how I see it:"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good job, Don!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, I am in such pain because of my back."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wuss."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Canteen, knife, survival blanket."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Because you're treating me like a baby!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Imitating Radio Static)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"with an apology or a simple punishment."
Malcolm in the Middle
"...hole."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Squealing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't believe he cut me off."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, my God."
Malcolm in the Middle
"The stuff you're teaching me is stupid."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But this is like... words."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So they say that my fourth and fifth vertebrae are out of alignment."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let's do it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That means we get to spend two whole days out in the wilderness..."
Malcolm in the Middle
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