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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Rollerskates (S01E01)

"They're getting cold."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Last week we had curly fries."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- He's wide open! - Shoot! Shoot!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Get... skates."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Can't."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So take... the lessons."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He doesn't even call it skating."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Gretzky shoots!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, Reese, remember when Dad taught you how to skate?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't want to talk about it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"One, I'm not supposed to, and two, I don't even like to think about it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's wrong with you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, my God! What a mess!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have to admit, it is kind of funny..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry. Oh, God."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Are you?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's two days in the woods."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No food, no shelter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Get a glass."
Malcolm in the Middle
"All right. Okay."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yes, but get a glass."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Look, if I told you, you'd just freak out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But if you think you're ready, my advice is to get it over with quickly."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Hi, sweetie. - Hi, Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"with my leg on a pillow and then put ice on it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That doesn't make any sense to me."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Where was I? Francis?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"W-Where...?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's the first case of scream-induced back trauma they've ever seen."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm lying there with that little flimsy paper thing on me..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Boys, they're called Gut-Busters."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and shove it in that deep-fat fryer full of lard."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Bon appétit."
Malcolm in the Middle
"L-I guess so."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on, dig in before they harden."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ooh."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Sniffs)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Well, I talk about it, talk about it talk about it, talk about it *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Should I be impressed or horrified?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Want to see your skates?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"So..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Whoa! They're beautiful!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, no... you're not ready for those just yet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"One step at a time, Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Roll to the goal. Huh?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"All I'm taking is a canteen..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You ready?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ready as I'll ever be."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's genetic."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'll be fine. I just need to ice it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Which vertebrae?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Process... And one and down and over."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- When am I ever going to use this? - Full range of motion."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and point and bump, and then we glide."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Absolutely not. You need at least two more days."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I know enough to play a stupid game of street hockey now."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's all I care about."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, we go at the speed I say."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fine!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, he's got the talent, but he's reckless and wild."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, that's what going to ha..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And you like fighting me every step of the way!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Woman: Modeling isn't all glamour."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I cannot believe you said that to Dad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you think he told Mom?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dr. Reese paid her a little visit."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you talking about?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just don't get it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- I wasn't ready for this from Malcolm. - Those soap salesmen."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I mean, it's not as if I caught him with a cigarette..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm has always been different."
Malcolm in the Middle
"God, why can't he be like his brothers?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese took a swing at me: Francis took a swing at me... that I can deal with."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, thank God."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Time after time *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And bad mistakes *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And we mean to go on and on and on and on *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Till the end *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are good to go in five, four, three, two, one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"How was it, huh?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You just missed the big fire."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But, um, luckily I was here to put it out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Three days... one extra for lying."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dudes, come on!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Hal. - (Gasping)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And don't think I can't smell those Gut-Busters coming out of your pores."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm, I need to see you in the backyard."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's this?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"To my face."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(No Audio)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's why you have to use them carefully."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay. I think you've had enough."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No, wait. I can make it through the whole list."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- Oh, man. - Mine!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Talk about, talk about talk about movin' *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Gotta move on *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Gotta move on *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"This isn't fair."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're doing it my way."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you want 'em divided up fairly or not?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"We all have 29 inches of fries so far."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have five five-inchers and a four-incher."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- They're exactly the same. - Dewey."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, we're going to assume this was a four-incher from the share pile."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Yes, no, maybe *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And you're not so big *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, man!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"In your..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"face."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"game."
Malcolm in the Middle
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