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Clips from Family Guy - No Meals on Wheels (S05E05)

"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"He's a family guy"
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"I just don't think you're being fair, Tyra."
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"- Hey there, Mort. - Hi, Lois."
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"Preferably one without the little fellow on it?"
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"God, I'm sick of Mort always borrowing our stuff."
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"Hey, Mexican Superman, can I talk to you for a sec?"
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"Hey, Mexican Superman. I got the keys made."
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"Hey, Mexican Batman, get out of here."
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"Hey, guys. I just wanted to return your..."
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"He's our most important Jew!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm just so sad."
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"What are those?"
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"See, they've got a flap that opens up in the back."
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"All right. So, we roll the dice,"
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"Your pajamas created a charge of electricity"
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"- What? - What?"
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"You'll have to find me first, Lois. Where could I be?"
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"Yes, you might say it was shockingly expensive."
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"I'm going to try the Quonset hut."
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"Peter, I've had it with all your shocking."
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"in the upstairs bathroom this morning."
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"My post-sex pee stream forked in half last night and got everywhere."
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""I wonder what it would be like to be a bear"?"
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"Yeah, we got shut down 'cause of my exploding cupcakes."
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"Gerald!"
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"Well, here's another chance to open a restaurant."
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"All the movers and shakers and bigwigs are gonna eat here,"
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"but not the small wigs."
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"Yeah. No, no, no, I don't think so."
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"You know... You know, I would rather take two live chickens"
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"You are going to sit there and listen to the funny things"
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"The guy at table seven complained there's not enough juice on his prime rib."
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"Madame Curie was a strong woman character"
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"And then, there's Maude."
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"Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"Good at track and field and professional golf, too"
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"Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes"
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"Cleopatra lived way out in the desert"
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"And then, there's Maude"
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"There we go! That was an ordeal."
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"Really? You don't know why?"
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"Maybe you need to do a little advertising, Peter."
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"Come closer. I see good food at competitive prices."
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"Bunch of cops in uniform hanging out in my restaurant?"
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"His movies are terrible."
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"with the bandana on his head. Oh, there he is."
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"And going up the sideways stairs"
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"That's right, Diane."
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"or just happen to be a fan of the circus,"
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"But why? We're doing so well."
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"What do you see here, Lois?"
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"because Mark Harmon is cool."
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"Fine, then, I'll deal with this myself."
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"Can't you read the sign?"
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"Peter, you're one of my closest friends."
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"As a matter of fact, Joe, yes. I think it's immoral."
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"It's a lifestyle choice you're forcing on America."
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"We handicapped are a proud people!"
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"which we gave you."
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"Dad, look! Here they come!"
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"Very well, Peter. You leave us no choice."
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"don't fit in with regular society. But I'm gonna be different."
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"And while I'm away"
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"To the place in our hearts Where we hide"
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"And I guess that's why They call it the blues"
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"I thought you and your friends were just a bunch of gross cripples,"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"We now return to America's Next Top Model."
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"You don't know what it's like to grow up the way I grew up."
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"You know what? How dare you? You don't know me!"
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"You have no idea where I come from, where I've been,"
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"how long I've been there,"
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"what I had to do to get from where I was to where I am now!"
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"Neil's doing a report on Christianity at school."
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"Do you have any crucifixes I can borrow?"
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"Oh, of course. There's one in the den. Help yourself."
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"He's a bigger mooch than the Mexican Super Friends."
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"When you signed the lease, you said there was gonna be, like, five of you living here."
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"Oh, no, they're not all living here. They're just visiting."
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"What? I got, like, 60 keys."
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"Lois, I'm tired of Mort always mooching off us, so I made a scare-Jew."
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"Peter, we're not gonna have this in our front yard."
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"It's racist, and for God's sake, you ruined your best suit."
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"Oh! Oh, my God, it's Hitler! He's back! He's back! Hurry, protect Jon Stewart!"
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"Well, since you keep ruining them, I'm not going to buy you a brand-new one."
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"Yes, I'll take this teddy bear,"
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"this ruler, this piece of string and this cardboard box."
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"Oh, look. An "On The Raggedy Ann" doll."
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"It's water weight, you bastard! Get off me! I'm not your whore."
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"- Hi, there. See anything you like? - Oh, I'm just browsing."
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"Say, you look like you could use an activity book with half the activities done."
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"Ha! More like set the book down and have a beer."
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"You got yourself a deal."
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"Good Lord."
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"Are you telling me I could be pooping and warm?"
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"Exactly."
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"No longer would I have to make a choice between the two."
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"Sir, here is a check with my name on it."
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"Write down any number on this piece of paper, and I will pay it."
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"and then we both have to yell Yahtzee really loud."
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"- And you'll do it, too? - Of course. That's how it's done."
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"- Okay, you're gonna do with me? - Oh, yeah."
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"- Yahtzee! - Gay."
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"You suck!"
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"Hey, everybody. I'm home from work."
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"My God, Peter, you wore those pajamas to your office?"
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"Green shirt, tan pants, that's refreshing."
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"Oh, boy, does it feel good to undo my butt flap."
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"Ew! Dad! We don't want to sit here and look at your ass."
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"when she does that butt floss thing."
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"Ew! Ew! That's so disgusting."
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"I hope I don't ever accidentally use that towel."
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"Lois, I have never been more comfortable as a person"
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"than I am in these feety pajamas, all warm and furry."
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"You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married?"
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"You remember? I used to say, "What would it feel like to be a bear?""
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"Well, this is it. This is it."
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