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Clips from The Office - The Delivery: Part 1 (S06E06)

"(SIGHS) I don't care about assigning blame."
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"There's such team spirit in this room."
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"Well, this is my last day at the Scranton branch for a while,"
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"of some of the loveliest people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing."
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"You know, I'm gonna miss this place,"
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"Makes me think they're onto something."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"Oh, good morning, sweetheart."
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"Is that a lump of coal?"
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"I haven't been that naughty."
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"Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal."
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"Uh... Thank you very much."
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"We don't get much coal down in Tallahassee."
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"I mean, just alligators"
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"and some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted."
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"Well, if you ever get down in my neck of the woods,"
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"you got a place to stay."
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"if Jo likes you, you are in."
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"And I am in."
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"Andy "Go Bragh" to you."
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"It's actually my sister's old field hockey skirt."
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"that's the date that your kids are gonna wait patiently to hear about,"
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"and you better have a good story for them."
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"JIM: No. Thank you."
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"Is this yours or mine?"
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"False. I am an island, and this island is volcanic."
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"Mega-desk!"
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"And it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy."
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"Good Lord. I can't believe I'm missing this."
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"like a half-snarl, half-smile."
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"I get the sense that she's very ironic."
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"Ah, that baby is just discovering a whole wide world right now."
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"It's pretty amazing. What up is, what down is,"
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"who Mom is, who Dad is."
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"It's tough being here for a lot of reasons."
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"I mean, you're here at work"
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"and the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father."
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"Is that what happened to you?"
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"I didn't see my father for the first two years of my life."
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"I thought my mother was my father and my wet nurse was my mother."
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"And that's a common mistake."
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"Turned out fine for me. But Mose?"
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"Oh, same story, different ending."
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"(SNEEZING)"
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"Oh, no, I'm fine. I just have a little indigestion."
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"In your nose? Yes."
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"ERIN: I'm a little sick, but I don't want to miss my date with Andy."
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"I'll get better."
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"Whenever I'm sick it goes away within a few hours,"
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"except once when I was in the hospital from age three to six."
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"Now, after all the talking I've been doing, it's your turn."
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"This is a town hall meeting. I want to hear what y'all sound like."
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"That is a great idea, J.B. Thank you."
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"JO: You know, I get way too many ideas from the top."
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"I mean, did you guys know that Liquid Paper,"
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"that wasn't invented by some fancy engineer."
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"No, that was created by a lowly typist."
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"Oh, Jo, I have an idea for suntan lotion soap."
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"You know, it doesn't have to be an invention."
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"I have a question."
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"Oscar, homosexual accountant."
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"Darryl?"
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"Okay, hush now. Okay."
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"The Sabre shipping method could be more efficient."
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"but printers and paper ship differently."
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"instead of waiting on everything to come in."
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"Not at all. There's a way it can be scheduled."
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"I sketched this out downstairs."
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"Well, look at you."
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"Look at that picture that you drew. Nice job."
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"We are very proud of you."
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"on the refrigerator in the kitchen."
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"Maybe you should be doing your sketching upstairs."
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"So, just give me a few minutes to clean it out for you."
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"I'm leaving tonight."
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"This is your last chance for a while."
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"No! Say it's not so, Jo! We're gonna miss you."
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"We are gonna miss you so much!"
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"Don't go away!"
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"Okay. Florida ain't that far away."
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"Well, I'm heading down there."
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"Well, anytime, now. So, who..."
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"Oh, honey, I am not home very often,"
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"and me and my relatives, they take up the guest house."
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"before you book any dates, okay?"
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"You know what? In the spirit of full disclosure,"
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"I have actually reserved a bunch of different seats"
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"on a bunch of different flights,"
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"but there are a couple flights that only have two tickets left,"
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"All right, everybody. Just try to put a brave face on."
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"Jo doesn't like Michael anymore."
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"Mmm."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Moving on up To the east side"
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"Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now."
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"No, that's very generous of you, but I'm all set."
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"No is not an option."
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"All right, well, if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Okay. I'll be over there."
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"Jim. Yeah."
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"My headphones are broken. Right."
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"That's great. Great."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy..."
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"When was the last time you updated your printer?"
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"No. You need to stop now."
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"We'll be together then, now We're going to have a good time then"
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"(ANDY SINGING)"
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"(ANDY AND DWIGHT SINGING) The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"
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"Little boy blue and the man in the moon"
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"You know what? Can I call you back? That'd be great. Thank you."
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"I feel weird not being home."
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"I am not surprised that Dwight's using my baby to steal my desk."
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"I'm a little surprised that it's working."
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"Oh, no, honey, if you've got a bug, I want you to go on home."
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"Oh. No, I feel like I could lift a car."
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"Now, why don't you go on home,"
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"take care of yourself, get in bed,"
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"and shred that and have them send me a clean fax, all right?"
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