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Clips from The Office - The Delivery: Part 1 (S06E06)

"We'll go on a date next week."
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"She's still going to like me in a week, right?"
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, you're sick."
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"(COUGHING) Dang it."
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"No, no, I'm not."
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"It's time for you to go on home now."
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"You'll probably feel better once you get some pants on. Come on."
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"(CAR LOCK BEEPS)"
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"Very nice. Not bad, huh?"
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"Real Hoop Dreams story you got there."
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"Oh, man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye."
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"I impressed her with my good ideas."
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"(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) Seriously. How did you do it?"
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"I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good."
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"You were there."
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"How do I put this delicately?"
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"Does her family owe your family something in terms of a past injustice?"
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"Now, Mike, I have to ask you to leave"
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"Mmm, okay. All right."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"Gonna head out, unless you want to chat, like we were doing earlier."
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"and I'm still on working time."
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"Mmm? Well, the clock says chatting time, so..."
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"Well, if you feel like you've done a solid day's work."
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"Right."
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"What?"
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"Well, I mean, if you can put your name on this day"
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"and be proud of the amount of work you've done,"
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"then by all means, you should toodle on home."
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"Is there something else I can help you with?"
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"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope."
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"KEVIN: Just because Jo has no life"
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"does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives."
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"Oscar has a life. I think Ryan has a life."
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"This is outrageous."
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"TODD: Hey, what's up, Butt Plug?"
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"How you doing, stud? You're already there?"
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"How's the lady situation?"
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"Fat and ugly."
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"Oh, damn, that sounds great."
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"Unfortunately I am stuck here because my boss is making us work late."
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"Oh, here's what you do. Hike up your skirt and pull out your tampon,"
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"Yeah, maybe next year."
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"Maybe next queer."
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"Hey, ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?"
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"Oh, Andy! Hi."
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"That's okay. I'm in my worky-works."
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"You look amazing."
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"Hey, me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?"
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"Or marrying rich."
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"so if you'd like me to, I can swing by your house"
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"so the baby can experience a strong male presence."
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"No? Nothing?"
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"Okay, have fun working."
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"Hello? Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert."
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"I actually scheduled a meeting at 7:30 with a very important client,"
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"and it's so weird, 'cause we never have meetings after 5:00 p.m.,"
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"but I was hoping that maybe just this once it would be okay."
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"Well, sure. You know, you go ahead and push some printers."
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"You know I will."
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"And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"I'm gonna just reschedule for next week."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, what are you fellows doing up here?"
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"Dude, is your shirt tucked in?"
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"(COUGHS) Oh, yeah."
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"I must have did that when I used the bathroom."
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"All right, then. Let me get to it."
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"See you later."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(WOMAN CHATTERING ON TV)"
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"Have some more blanket."
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"You're awake?"
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"Andy, this is my brother, Reed."
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"I didn't know you had a brother."
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"Nice to meet you. Andy Bernard."
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"Are we rotating seats or..."
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"Yeah, you're the guest."
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"to this big dork and her smelly feet."
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"Hey. My feet aren't smelly. They smell like roses. Smell them."
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"(GROANS) Whoa. (CHUCKLING)"
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"None. We were in the same house from ages 10 to 12"
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"and then from 15 to 18."
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"Nice skirt."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"Yes, I am anxious to get out of work,"
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"but let me be clear,"
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"It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day."
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"Overnight all my damn bags home."
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"I've had it with Homeland Security."
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"And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my BlackBerry."
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"You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here until midnight,"
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"Why does she do that?"
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"Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is?"
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"Yeah. That'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend."
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"I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year."
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"But I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead."
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"Twenty-six, single,"
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"tied to my desk, no life, no family."
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"There is, as a matter of fact. It's getting sort of late."
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"It's 8:30 and it's St. Patrick's Day,"
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"so I have decided I'm going to dismiss my employees."
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"both the quality and the quantity."
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"All right, then."
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"Okay. Happy St. Patrick's Day."
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"I would like to say that I will be canceling my trip down to Tallahassee,"
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"although I do look forward to our professional relationship."
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"I look forward to that, too."
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"Oh."
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"Great. Now I'm gonna get sick."
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"Excuse me! Excuse me! Hey, guys, how are you?"
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"Drinks are on me."
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"MICHAEL: Did I mess up my career today"
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"I don't know. There is a chance, yes."
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"I'll tell you, I love my job,"
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"but Jo wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late?"
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"but I forgot to ask myself something."
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