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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (S01E01)

"Not many men would stop to help a woman in need."
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"Well, uh-"
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"I'm Granddad."
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"Yeah..."
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"My name's Cristal, like the champagne."
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"Well, that sounds like a stripper name."
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"Cristal, like the champagne, might you be a stripper?"
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"And just what do you know about strippers, little man?"
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"I just love grocery stores in rich neighborhoods."
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"Much better stuff."
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"Mm. Mm."
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"Mm, mm, mm."
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"Somebody's busy."
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"One hundred fifty-three dollars and 12 cents is your total."
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"You're such a gentleman."
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"Well, see you around."
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"Would you like a date?"
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"It just so happen I have coupons for the Red Lobster, cutie pie."
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"Um... okay."
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"right, Granddad?"
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"I don't see what the big deal is,"
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"just sayin' "ho. ""
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"Didn't I tell you to watch your mouth?"
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"Riley, stop, or we are going to die!"
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"why a 20-year-old girl would want to go out"
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"with a man your age?"
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"Because I laid my game down quite flat."
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"Game?"
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"What you know about the game, Granddad?"
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"Takin' women out to eat?"
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"Givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that?"
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"You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits."
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"The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits,"
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"but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits."
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"I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game."
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"I recognize game. Your granddaddy recognize game."
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"Game recognize game,"
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"and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now."
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"I ain't got time to mess around with y'all."
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"I got a date. Get out the way."
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"Get off my leg. Don't feed her."
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"These cheddar biscuits are so good,"
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"they just melt in your mouth."
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"like Sex and the City or somethin'."
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"Or a man, actually."
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"You should bring some home for the boys."
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"I don't know. If you feed 'em, they'll never leave."
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"You must love having them around."
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"Well, not really, but..."
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"A doggy bag is 90 bucks, a tea bag is 50,"
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"See, I'm kind of, you know, on a real date."
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"There was a time, when I was three,"
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"but now, I think it's just bad luck."
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"Well, I don't see what the big deal is with ho's, anyway."
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"Riley, all women are not ho's."
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"We're talkin' 20, 25 percent, tops."
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"Okay, but if they not all ho's,"
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"then why I got to pay to take 'em out to eat, then?"
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"I mean, I'm payin'. That's payment."
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"Uh, I don't know. 'Cause that's just what you do."
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"but you're not payin' the girl."
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"But I'm payin', which makes her a ho."
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"Why don't I just give her the money."
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"And what do you do again?"
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"I'm in, uh- Sales."
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"I don't really like to talk about work."
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"Why not?"
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"Well, the hours are pretty long,"
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"Oh, damn. So why do you do it?"
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"Mm, basically I'm in a transitional period."
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"Like last year,"
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"people said I should be a model,"
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"and do that whole thing."
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"Yeah, taking pictures can be tough."
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"And then I wanted to be a chef,"
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"but can you believe they want you to go to school for that?"
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"I wish I could find a man,"
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"who could swoop in like a superhero,"
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"Kind of like a Captain Save-A-Me."
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"meals and whatnot."
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"Next thing you know,"
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"you wake up in a rest haven for ho's."
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"A sanctuary for scandalous skeezers and stunts."
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"What if we end up with a ho for a grandma?"
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"Riley, shut your dumb ass up."
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"What if we have a ho for a grandma,"
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"and she comes to school on career day?"
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"We'd have a brother or sister that's half ho."
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"This is your home? It's beautiful."
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"Hey, boys."
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"I love this place. I never want to leave."
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"Is there anything to eat?"
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"I didn't want to believe Riley."
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"I wanted Granddad to have finally found love in his life."
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"But I've never been one to ignore the obvious."
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"Granddad was tryin' to turn a ho into a housewife."
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"Hey, you just wait a minute. Uh-huh."
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"♪ She said I can tell you rock ♪"
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"♪ I can tell by your charm Far as girls you got a flock ♪"
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"♪ I pulled up in the Benz They all got up in ♪"
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"What's up now?"
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"Where your game at? Where your game at?"
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"Hey, look, I'm pressin' it."
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"Bitch, your game is garbage."
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"Fake-ass Mariah Carey!"
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"That's how nasty my game is, son."
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"I send niggas runnin' away."
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"Ah."
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"Granddad, that woman has got to go."
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"and you will show her some respect."
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"Granddad, we don't know anything about Miss Cristal."
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"I mean, we know she spends all your money."
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"But where does she live? What does she do for a living?"
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"Pfft. Ho sales."
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"What?"
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"Granddad, does she duck under the table"
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"every time a dude in a purple suit walks in?"
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"Can she run really, really, really fast in high heels?"
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"Race you to the car."
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"Hm."
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