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Clips from The Boondocks (2005) - Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (S01E01)

"Does she keep askin' if you're a cop?"
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"You know, you have to tell me if you're a cop,"
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"My cute boys."
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"You boys don't know Cristal like I do."
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"She's a wonderful woman."
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"I just want to be her everything."
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"Ew, come on, Granddad! Oh, God, please!"
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"Why would you share that? That's nasty."
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"How am I supposed to have nice dreams tonight, man?"
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"And she didn't charge me a dime."
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"Hey, Huey."
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"Before you start,"
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"I just want to tell you how much fun it's been"
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"hangin' out with you guys."
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"Think of me as the big sister you always wanted."
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"Don't take this the wrong way, but..."
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"You're kind of a lazy ho?"
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"Yeah, I can see that."
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"I don't know why my granddad can't see it."
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"To be honest, me either. It's so obvious."
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"But it's okay because, see,"
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"Ah, ah, ah, I don't care. You gotta go."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Yeah, but it's our life. We're his family."
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"Oh, so now, we get to what this is really about."
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"I'm not one of y'all. I'm not in the family."
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"I don't carry his genes, so I have to go?"
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"Uh, yeah. Plus, you're a lazy ho."
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"Ugh, ho is a strong term."
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"Right now, I'm somewhere between anatomical sales associate"
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"and high-maintenance girlfriend."
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"Can't you be positive about my growth?"
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"Cristal, every part of you bein' here is unacceptable."
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"Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?"
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"Do you have any idea how disgusting that is?"
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"Look, this is an adjustment for everyone,"
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"but it's what your grandfather wants."
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"I can do things to persuade your granddad that you can't do."
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"I'll be back in a few."
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"Cristal was right."
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"I was going about this the wrong way."
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"♪ Before the next sucker For love falls in her trap ♪"
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"♪ Doin' some twilight Recon and econ ♪"
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"♪ I know she no good But she good to me ♪"
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"I can't believe you would digitally alter pictures of me."
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"Boy, that ain't nothin' but Photoshop."
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"Why don't they like me?"
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"I try..."
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"Aw, there, there."
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"To know you don't have many days left."
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"Cristal makes me happy."
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"Bitch, I hope you got the monies"
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"Now, hold up, Slickback."
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"That's what I said: Slickback."
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"No, no, it's A Pimp Named Slickback."
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"Like A Tribe Called Quest."
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"No, nigga. I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!"
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"Cristal, who is this person?"
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"I'm A Pimp Named Slickback. Say it with me, now."
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"He's my pimp."
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"Y-y-y-your pimp?"
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"So you really are a- A..."
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"Come on, bitch. Now."
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"A Pimp Named Slickback, could I please have a minute?"
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"A minute?"
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"Amen. Yeah!"
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"I didn't know we was still whoopin' niggas."
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"Fine."
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"Forty-four, 43,"
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"I'm sorry I didn't tell you."
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"I mean, at first, I thought you knew."
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"I mean, I don't see how you couldn't have known."
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"I mean, there were so many obvious signs..."
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"All right, all right, I got the point."
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"Cristal, I don't care what you've done in the past,"
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"You can stay here,"
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"maybe get a job, go back to school."
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"We can make it work."
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"I'm not really cut out for school and jobs."
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"Let me just go and get rid of A Pimp Named Slickback,"
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"then maybe I'll get some applications."
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"Eleven, 10, nine..."
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"You're coming back, right?"
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"Time's up, bitch. I am leavin'."
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"Thanks for trying to save me."
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"No, Daddy! Wait, wait!"
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"Wait, wait."
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"She'll be back."
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"I guess, deep down,"
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"all grownups want to find that perfect person"
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"that'll guarantee that they'll never be lonely again."
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"I still believe Granddad'll find his someday."
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"Don't blow out the candle. She'll think nobody's home."
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"It's all right, Granddad."
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"Maybe she'll be back tomorrow."
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"Wait!"
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"Run, bitch, run!"
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"She sure can run in those heels."
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"I can't go to school!"
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"I can't get no real job!"
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"Feel the burn."
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"♪ So that you can know Your left from your right ♪"
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"♪ To call your brother sun ♪"
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"♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪"
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"I want candy!"
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"Have you ever tried beatin' his ass?"
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"You must have lost your goddamn mind!"
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"I'd rather not."
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"Not much, but I do know they're usually named after liquor."
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"Mm-hm. Mm."
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"Don't cuss, boy. Now, watch your mouth."
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"Granddad!"
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"Ho."
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"Watch the road, Granddad!"
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"Don't do it, Granddad!"
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"Oh, God."
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"but I'll have to ask you to excuse me right now."
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"You could call it sales."
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"I'm not really fulfilled at my job."
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"but you gotta go get the pictures taken"
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