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Clips from The Simpsons - Duffless (S04E04)

"[ Yawns ] Well, time to go to work."
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"to take the Duff Brewery tour."
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"Roll in at 9:00, punch out at 5:00. That's the plan."
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"then to the Duff Brewery."
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"I gotta think of a line fast."
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"[Crow Squawking]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"go to Sector 7-B.""
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"[ Whimpers ]"
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"Aah!"
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"Uh. Thou shalt not--"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Aw, wait. It's just a pile of rags."
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"## [ Humming ] Whoop. Shoe's untied."
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"Over, under, in and out. That's what shoe tying's all about."
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"## [ Resumes Humming ]"
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"## [ Continues Humming ]"
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"- [ All Laughing ] - Bart!"
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"[ Belching ]"
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"that a batch of Duff was contaminated with strychnine."
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"Are you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it."
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"- It was even on CNN last night. - CNN?"
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"- [ Chattering ] - [ Man ] No, I didn't see a thing."
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"So drink up... and up... and up!"
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"[ Blasting Off]"
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"[ Announcer] Duff Beer! Proud sponsors of Amos 'N' Andy."
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"Heh. We're proud of all Of our Duff commercials..."
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"Well, I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that, uh..."
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"to express my fondness for Duff beer."
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"I'd, uh, also like to express my fondness for that particular beer."
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"The man never drank a Duff in his life."
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"- Like what? - Uh-- I'd rather not get into it right now."
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"- Why not? - All right. We don't have any ideas for the future."
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"- We got nothing. Happy? - No."
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"Help me! Help me!"
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"- What's so funny? - Oh. Uh..."
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"Let me just say you're doin' a great job, Phil."
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"Mmm! Gummi Beer."
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"Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff..."
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"- [ Moans ] - [Thud]"
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"Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive."
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"I'm trying to knock you out."
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"All right. Here, take the keys."
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"- [ Engine Starts ] - [ Tires Screeching ]"
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"## [ Singing ]"
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"- Flawless. - We also would've accepted "Tell me what you think of me.""
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"- Well, I guess you're free to-- - Give him the Breathalyzer!"
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"Sure thing, giant beer."
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"Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Mother of Mercy!"
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"This is kinda fun. Whee!"
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"- [ Ringing ] - Hello?"
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"Uh, yeah, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news."
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"My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is D.W.I."
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"Uh-- Why don't you talk to that officer over there?"
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"Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here."
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"I tell you-- the judge won't know what hit him."
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"- [ Yelps ] - Pipe down in there, Hutz!"
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"and you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch-Anon meetings."
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"Your Honor, I'd like that last remark stricken from the record."
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"[ Taunting ] Ha ha!"
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"Stupid bicycle. Can't believe this. No-good, rotten--"
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"I guess it's not all bad."
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"[ Thinking ] I propose to determine the answer to the question:"
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"Hey, Lise, Look what I can do."
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"[ Grunting, Muffled ] Doggone it."
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"Stupid books. Hey! A cupcake."
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"The hamster has learned a valuable lesson--"
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"beware the hand of man."
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"####[Whistling]"
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"- [ Current Buzzes ] - Oh! A wise guy, eh?"
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"- [ Buzzes ] - [ Whining ]"
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"[ Chuckling ] Hamster: two."
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"- Aah! - Guys, guys! This is the wrong movie."
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"- [ Whimpers ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"[ Beep ]"
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"For the next 60 minutes, we'll be seeing..."
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"####[Film Sound Track: Madcap]"
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"####[Continues]"
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"- [ Gulps ] - [Car Crashes]"
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"It's funny 'cause I don't know him."
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"No, wait. Coping with Senility."
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"[ Scraping ]"
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"- My name is Ned. - [ Crowd ] Hello, Ned!"
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"- My name is Ned. - [ Crowd ] Hello, Ned!"
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"It's been 4,000 days since my last drink."
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"It was my first-- and last-- blackberry schnapps."
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"- [ Chuckles ] Ann Landers is a boring old biddy. - [ Gasps ] Ned!"
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"I was more animal than man! [ Sobbing ]"
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"My name is Otto."
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"I love to get blotto."
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"Drinking has ruined my life."
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"I'm 31 years old."
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"My name is Homer, and I'm just here because the court made me come."
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"Homie, do you ever drink alone?"
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"- Does the Lord count as a person? - No."
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"- Then, yes. - [Groans]"
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"- Do you need a beer to fall asleep? - Thank you. That'd be nice."
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"Do you ever hide beer around the house?"
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"- [Pop-top Fizzes] - Do you ever drink to escape from reality?"
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"I want you to give up beer for a month."
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"Did you say "beer" or "deer"?"
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"Yes. Sweet cakes for all."
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"## [ Stops Singing ] [ Sniffles ]"
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"- [ Current Buzzing ] - Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"[ Gasps, Whimpering ]"
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"I've hidden it. To find it, you'll need to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish--"
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"Behold gravity in all its glory!"
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"Pretty lame, Milhouse."
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"- Can I touch it? - I've worked too long and hard on this..."
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"for you to screw it up now."
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"- But it's got my name on it. -Just stand over there."
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"- [Gunshot] - [ Air Hissing ]"
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"Dang! I was aimin' for his head."
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"One for you, one for me. [ Gulps ]"
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"Please, Mother."
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"It's purely in the interest of science."
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"[ Thinking ] That'll learn him to bust my "tomater.""
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"[Cheering, Applause]"
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