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Clips from The Simpsons - Duffless (S04E04)

"[Bart] Step right up, folks!"
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"We'll answer the question that has been plaguing scientists for ages:"
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"Can hamsters fly planes?"
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"-[Crowd Murmuring Adoringly] -[Man]Oh, look. He's got miniature goggles on."
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"Lisa, every good scientist is half B.F. Skinner and half P.T. Barnum."
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"I don't think I need to see the other exhibits."
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"[ TV: Women Chanting ] Down with sexism! Down with sexism!"
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"TV, have you turned on me too?"
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"####[Organ]"
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"[ Radio Announcer] The windup and the 2-2 pitch."
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"The batter is calling for time."
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"And now there's a beach ball on the field..."
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"and the ball boys are discussin' which one of them's gonna go get it."
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"I never realized how boring this game is."
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"We've got some very interesting developments in the field of Supperware."
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"You can fit your whole head in it."
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"- [ Shrieks ] - [ Echoing ] Don't be scared, JubJub. It's Mama."
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"I would kill everyone in this room..."
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"So, Homer, please feel free to tell us anything."
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"There's no judgment here."
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"I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."
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"- [ All Gasp ] - I cast thee out!"
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"Don't think about beer. Don't think about beer. Don't think about beer."
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"[Yelps]"
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"- [ Yelps ] - [Train Whistle Blowing]"
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"- [Bell Clanging] - [Wheels Clattering In Rhythm]"
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"- [ Whimpering ] - [Male Voice]Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug."
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"[ Shrieks ]"
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"- Thirty days. - I'm proud of you, Homie."
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"Marge, I'm goin' to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors. I'm comin' back loaded."
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"You don't have to start drinking right away."
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"Moe and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill."
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"- I found it in your pants. - Yoink!"
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"-[Door Opens] - [ Panting ]"
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"- We hate 'im, right, fellas? - [ All Muttering ]"
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"- Moe, gimme a beer. - Hey, everybody! Homer's back."
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"[ All Muttering ]"
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"Come on, Homer. Do it for your old pal, Moesy."
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"But, Moe, yesterday, you called Homer a worthless sack of--"
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"Put it in the fridge, Moe. I've got a date with my wife."
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"- [Door Swinging] - You'll be back! And so will you..."
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"Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave."
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"####[Homer Singing Pop Ballad]"
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"## [ Vocalizing Together]"
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"## [ Continue Vocalizing ]"
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"####"
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"####[Song Ends]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"doing... the Monkey."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[Thinking] Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?"
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""If the plant ye wish to flee..."
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"- Strychnine? - [ Chattering ] - [ Man ] That's news to me."
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"with pure beer goodness."
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"Well, and here we have Duff, Duff Lite..."
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"- [ Thud ] - Ow! Ow!"
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"- Oh, my God! He's dead? - Oh, wait. I mean D.W.I."
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"- I'm goin' out to lunch. - [ Footsteps Scurrying ]"
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"No."
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"How can a hamster write mysteries?"
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"Is my brother dumber than a hamster?"
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"Uh-huh. Aah! [ Grunts ]"
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"and The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."
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"[Car Crashes]"
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"## [ Humming Cancan ]"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"- [Buzzing Continues] - Ow! Ow!"
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"Phileas Fogg, around the world in 80 days."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ All Giggling ]"
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"The other day, I was so desperate for a beer..."
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"[ Belches ]"
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"[Homer Chuckling]"
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"- [Door Slams] - [ Groans ]"
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"Only Duff fills your "Q' zone..."
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"[ Laughing ] Whee! Ow!"
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"this little guy writes mysteries..."
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"- [ Rings ] - [ Chuckling ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"- Bart, could you go get the cupcakes? - Cupcakes! Cupcakes!"
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"Well, beer, we've had some great times."
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"He's in charge of quality control."
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"Your license is hereby revoked..."
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"[ Shrieks ]"
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"- [Pop-top Fizzes] - What was that noise?"
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"if you knew the president, uh, that that was probably just a facetious remark."
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"Hamster: one. Bart: zero."
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"Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids..."
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"- [Chair Scrapes] - My name is Hans."
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"You got it. No deer for a month."
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"actual film of car-crash victims."
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"[ Distorted ] No!"
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"Fine. Fine. Mouse. Fine. Mouse."
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"- [ All Murmuring ] - [ Feet Shuffling In Step ]"
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"All right. Starting tomorrow, no beer for a month."
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"[ Grunts ] Ow! What was that for?"
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"Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project."
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"[ Laughing ] First prize!"
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"D'oh!"
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"from the early 1 950s."
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"Let's just say we've got a few ideas up our sleeve."
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Groans ]"
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"It doesn't get any better than this."
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"[ Current Buzzes ]"
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"She'll pay for this. I'm gonna crush her like this pellet."
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"I know you can do this."
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"- Aw, come on. - Look, kid, just take him before his mother eats him."
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"[Sighs] One down, 29 to go."
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"Now, if any of you ever think of drinking and driving again..."
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"You've never looked better."
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"No!"
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"[ Hissing ]"
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"- I was just thinkin' of a joke I saw on Herman's Head. - [ Groans ]"
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"- "Go-Go Ray"? - Allow me to demonstrate."
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"by fertilizing it with anabolic steroids."
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"[ Thinking ] Little do they know, I'm ducking out early..."
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"Huh?"
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"I would like to take this opportunity..."
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"Rat. Fine. Syringe. Fine. Nose. Fine."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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