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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard - One Armed Bandits (S01E01)

"I'm gonna naiI Bo and Luke Duke."
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"I wish those Duke boys were on my side."
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"Now get her out."
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"Try not to Iose him, okay."
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"Hey, Luke. What say, Bo."
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"Cooter, do you reaIize what it's gonna take to straighten aII this out?"
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"And about two years left in office to grab all he could."
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"He got a rake-off from moonshine, contraband..."
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"lf Sheriff Rosco runs the county..."
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"Boss, them sIot machines is coming in today."
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"Good. TeII me something."
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"-You owe me, Boss. -I owe you?"
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"You're gonna love old Jesse. He's quite a study."
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"Bo and Luke always have breakfast with Jesse, except on Saturdays..."
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"-I'II just get it. -Okay. Thank you."
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"What are you doing now?"
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"The HeaIth Department wiII cIose it down if it's not compIeteIy renovated."
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"and knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's songs."
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"Now that I finaIIy got a hoId, I think I'II just hang on."
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"BeIieve me, honey, I'm not gonna do it again."
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"-I was wondering-- -No, you can't borrow it."
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"-I gave it to Bo. -How come?"
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"Bo and Luke laid it out for them."
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"Since they all had CBs, they set up a net with each man on a different road."
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"This is Dobro DooIin coming to you Iive from the interchange."
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"Hit it."
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"I'm gonna steaI that away."
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"Are you having troubIe, IittIe Iady?"
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"There ain't no beach around here."
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"until last year when Bo and Luke got caught on a whiskey run."
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"This time...you've gone too far."
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"Because making whiskey was a famiIy tradition..."
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"And passing a Iaw didn't change the famiIy ways."
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"-Yeah. But this is something-- -Besides..."
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"And don't go seIIing them at a profit."
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"That'd be wrong, too."
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"and their annual turkey shoot."
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"ln one day Bo and Luke were sold-out."
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"You'd better get them back before word gets around..."
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"-Hi. You startIed me. -You ain't seen nothing yet."
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"The best possibIe any orphanage couId be."
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"I was here fighting that same rotten system every day."
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"-Look-- -Now, I Iive here. I choose this Iife."
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"And I'm gonna fight anything or anybody that poIIutes the weII where I drink."
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"If you think I'm doing aII this to make a pIay for you..."
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"weII, wouId you grow up?"
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"when I make a pIay on a Iady, I don't have to give her money."
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"Now, you waIk me to my car or the next money I coIIect..."
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"I hate kids."
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"We wanted more but the other cIubs had taken them aII."
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"When you say others, you're taIking, Iike another cIub?"
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"I'd be very unpopuIar if you did."
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"Rosco, if you pick up some more sIots in a raid..."
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"I wiII, son. I wiII. When I get enough evidence."
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"-Hey, Sheriff. -You're gonna have to come with me."
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"-Faster. -I don't want to get no ticket."
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"Now, chasing around, risking your own probation and prison is your business."
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"-Now we didn't mean-- -But Daisy."
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"How many times have I said to you, ''Boys, Iook out for Daisy''?"
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"Now, just wait a minute. It isn't aIways that way."
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"Escorting Luke to Daisy's cell was Deputy Enos Strate."
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"Enos had a crush on Daisy."
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"is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a Ioad of fertiIizer."
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"-Rosco. -What?"
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"Jesse, he don't take kindIy to no government assistance."
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"It's so much, and it's aIways in quarters."
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"We stiII have a Iong way to go..."
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"-Is it important? -Sure it is."
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"-HazeI? -Yeah, what do you want?"
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"Sheriff, I got bad news."
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"Sheriff, there she is. Right here."
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"We did it for the Sheriff."
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"There'II be no raiIroading in my county this cIose to eIections."
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"-Coming at you, Sheriff. -They're aII mine."
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"The bait shop. Having a saIe on worms and crickets."
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"Okay, Enos."
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"you're gonna have to come and get it yourseIf."
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"-What are you doing, son? -Squirting fIies."
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"-Where did you get that? -We got two of them, Sheriff."
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"I know you got two of them. I can see that."
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"-The Ladies Aid, the Hunting CIub, the-- -HoIy smoke."
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"AII the cIubs are going great."
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"No. I'm gonna cause no fuss, Harvey."
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"-Now teII me, where did you get it? -The Duke boys, Bo and Luke."
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"Bo and Luke Duke?"
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"Thirty! Heck, I onIy get...."
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"Is that her?"
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"-Now, you swear? -Yeah."
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"Rosco, if you know them Duke boys got our machines..."
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"why don't you throw them in jaiI?"
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"You? Since when?"
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"Since when eIections are coming up. Get out."
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"I'd Iove to. But I've gotta get myseIf to work. I'm gonna be Iate."
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"You don't understand. I mean I'II have to arrest you."
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"-Oh, my Lord. What for? -Hijacking. That's what for."
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"FoIIow that car!"
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"-You're kidding. -Move!"
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"From who, you jackass?"
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"Y'all hang on."
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"Put the window down."
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"Hey, again."
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"If you two don't take the prize."
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"And how many times have you said to me, ''We wiII, UncIe Jesse.''"
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"And what do you do? You get her throwed in jaiI."
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"Daisy's the hope of the whoIe cIan."
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"-Thanks a Iot. -The famiIy Iine ends with Daisy."
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"The chance of you two producing a famiIy rates right up there..."
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"with hogs producing beef."
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"For 200 years..."
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"the Duke famiIy had the whiskey craft."
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"The government took that away from us."
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"Then we had the Iand, and The Depression took that."
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"Now aII the Duke famiIy has Ieft is what it started with, and that's famiIy..."
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"and Daisy is famiIy."
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"Now get her out."
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"So the next morning Luke decided to visit the shut-ins."
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"He and the boys grew up together."
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"And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazzard County."
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"Any change?"
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"-Hey, Daisy. How are you doing? -Great."
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