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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Veracity Elasticity (S10E10)

"♪ Fun with flags ♪"
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"Well, I-I like that, but next time check with me."
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"Did you know that the flag"
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"was designed by a student named Edrice Lewis..."
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"Actually, it's been ready for weeks."
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"Buda and Pest united to form Budapest."
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x07 ♪ The Veracity Elasticity Original Air Date on November 3, 2016"
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"that could grab an asteroid before it hits us."
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"when it would cause him the most pain."
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"Oh, no, what happened?"
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"Bernadette told me your apartment's ready."
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"Oh, wait, stop that."
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"so now I'm all confused."
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"You really didn't think I'd notice"
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"Hey."
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"It just came up"
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"Despite recent events,"
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"Excuse me... that's my room."
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"Hey, I get it."
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"would it be here?"
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"or a place that doesn't even end in "Dena.""
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"by singing the Star Trek theme as a lullaby?"
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"Which is why I got you"
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"Put it anywhere you like."
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"What about my robot poster?"
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"Apparently, figure this out on my own"
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"Well, I wouldn't want you to starve to death, so..."
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"in Aristotle's example,"
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"caught between food and drink."
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"Okay."
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"Hit it."
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"♪ For joy and fun ♪"
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"♪ Than to fly a pennant ♪"
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"♪ Flag or banner ♪"
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"♪ What fills my heart ♪"
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"♪ And makes my eyes moist ♪"
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"♪ Up a pole on a hoist ♪"
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"♪ It's fun with flags ♪"
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"after her apartment became water damaged."
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"And the People Who Don't Understand Them.""
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"So, in the spirit of cohabitation,"
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"coming together as one."
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"So, let's roll up our "sleevis" and get to know Nevis."
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"I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we watch the news"
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"It's cute, they're having fun living together."
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"Yeah, I wonder what they're gonna do"
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"when her apartment's ready."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, they finished the work early,"
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"but she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule."
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"So, she's just been lying to him?"
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"Well, you've lied to Sheldon."
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"And that's why Budapest"
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""Budabest.""
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"Thank you for your services, gentlemen."
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"Now, I'm hoping"
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"Aw,"
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"you think you have an audience, that's funny."
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"We don't get paid? Nothing?"
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"It's almost dinner time."
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"Yeah, we could get Thai food near your apartment"
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"and then drop in and check on the progress."
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"So?"
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"and falling into a butt crack."
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"Anyway, how about dinner?"
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"You know, if you'd like, I could"
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"call your landlord and complain."
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"Thanks, but you don't have to."
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"If it were an Olympic sport, I'd complain about"
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"Good stuff."
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"So, uh, what about dinner?"
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"or are you purposely changing the subject?"
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"I have a feeling you're still doing it."
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"But I find that topic irresistible, so,"
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"now, in ancient Mesopotamia,"
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"the king referred to the people as his property."
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"I'm serious,"
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"JPL's actually developing a robot arm"
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"If we're all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?"
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"You're awful quiet, everything okay?"
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"She's acting a bit odd lately."
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"No, I have the feeling that she's hiding something."
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"I wouldn't worry about it."
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"She's probably just distracted by work."
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"Well, whatever it is, it's troubling me."
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"And don't even ask about the consistency"
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"Why would she keep something from me, you know?"
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"I shared my body with that woman."
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"And my Netflix password."
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"They recommended Stella Got Her Groove Back"
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"she just... she just didn't want you to know"
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"that the work on her apartment was finished a couple weeks ago."
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"and she didn't want it to end early."
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"So, she's deceiving me"
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"in order to spend more time with me."
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"Yes. Oh."
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"Like when people say I look like that skeleton"
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"from Nightmare Before Christmas."
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"Oh my God, that's who you look like."
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"Sheldon, this is not a big deal."
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"It's a little white lie, everyone does it."
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"Not me,"
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"I'm a 100% honest"
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"in all of my relationships."
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"And how single are you right now?"
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"Hang onto it until you're in trouble"
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"and then... throw it in her face."
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"What?"
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"Why would you tell him that?"
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"That's terrible advice."
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"So you wouldn't want to have anything on Penny?"
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"and I do..."
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"...you don't want me to tell you?"
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"Uh..."
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"Pfft, no."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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