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Clips from South Park - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (S01E01)

"My gay dog ran away. Did he come here?"
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"Do you like to dance?"
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"- No way, dude! - Hike the ball!"
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"That's not PC. You'll get us in trouble."
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"Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"
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"Oh, gosh, that was close."
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"Oh, Stan. When you get back to town, tell them about us, will you?"
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"South Park beats the spread!"
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"Goodbye, Stanley! Peace be with you."
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"Go ahead."
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"- It's been two days. - I think he ran away."
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"- Dude, weak. - You get back there."
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"Fumble! Middle Park gets the ball, they run for a touchdown!"
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"...the score is Middle Park Cowboys, 52. South Park Cows, 0."
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"Ned, we are gonna get our asses kicked!"
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"It's Stan, the star quarterback."
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"Hello there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al."
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"No!"
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"Hi, little fella, how are you doing?"
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"I haven't seen so many children molested since..."
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"Filling in for quarterback is number 1 2, Kyle Broflovski."
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"Where's the bus? We'll be late for practice."
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"Hey, come on! That was roughing!"
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"What's wrong, Stan? You seem down."
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"Let's open the phone lines up. Hello, you're on the air."
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"- Dude! Now, that is not cool. - Sorry, sorry."
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"Hold the football like you'd hold your lover."
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"- Middle Park? - Homecoming?"
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"- Hi, Sparky. - Who's that?"
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"- Wow, cool! - Good boy. Who's my best buddy?"
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"He's doing something to his ass."
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"Make him stop!"
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"You need to kick more ass to beat the Cowboys."
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"He still looks gay."
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"Yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbra Streisand concert."
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"Athletes are treated better because they're better people."
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"Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's homo dog!"
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"That's the gayest dog I've ever seen."
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"I'm glad we could have this talk."
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"We better come up with a backup plan."
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"Come on. I have an idea."
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"- There he goes. - Attaboy, get her!"
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"I guarantee they'll beat the spread."
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"Don't get too carried away now."
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"Blessed art thou. Next caller, you're on the air."
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"- Damn it! - What?"
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"If Stan doesn't show up, can I use his helmet?"
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"It's because his quarterback hasn't shown up."
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"Would that be fair to the other children?"
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"Well, we always kidnap Middle Park's mascot."
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"I have to show you something."
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"The little running back is down! I think he's..."
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"Okay, Stan, get in line for my Big Gay Boat Ride."
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"Maybe he's wrong. Ask somebody else."
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"You want to be both nurturing and clinging at the same time."
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"Hey, Stan. I'm open, I think."
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"Let's steer our boat out of here and into a place where gays live freely."
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"And maybe we can beat them even more next year."
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"But it was here, right here. There was a techno dance club."
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"Now sit back, relax and enjoy "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride.""
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"He's not kicking his ass, but he's doing something."
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"- What?! - I think your dog is gay."
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"But my dog found his own way. That makes him smarter..."
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"Maybe you should name your dog Sparkette, Stan."
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"Stanley, gay people... Well, gay people are evil."
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"Good boy. Now, don't be gay!"
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"- Did it work? - I don't know."
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"- Is this Jesus? - Yes, my son."
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"I'd like to state, once and for all, my true opinion. You see..."
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"It's not okay. I don't want a gay dog."
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"I want a butch dog. I want a Rin Tin Tin."
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"- Chef? - Spank it."
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"What moment is that?"
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"How about I use a helmet today and someone else doesn't?"
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"Stop filling him with queer-Ioving propaganda."
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"- What? - You're gay, aren't you?"
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"Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."
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"No more Middle Park players."
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"- I never practiced. - It's late for that bullcrap."
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"It's taken by 23, Kenny McCormick."
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"Christians and Republicans and Nazis, oh, my!"
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"No problem. Are you sure you don't want cheese sandwiches?"
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"Tell them there are gay animals here who need homes desperately."
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"Dude!"
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"Yeah, all right!"
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"Hello, this is Frank Hammond, South Park Radio, AM 900."
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"Oh, yeah. Just like making sweet love to the football."
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"- That's gotta hurt, Frank! - Oucheroo!"
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"- Fine, how are you? - Super, thanks for asking."
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"I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!"
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"What?"
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"Tonight is the Middle Park Cowboys against the South Park Cows."
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"In this one, if you look hard, you can see me having sex with Matt's mom."
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"Chef, the South Park Cows' coach, is nervous."
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"They can find something new every time they watch."
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"We feel we owe it to our fans to put subliminal messages into each episode."
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"A reward for fans who pay attention?"
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"Is there stuff you put into the show that's subliminal?"
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"- Because he's poor. - Because he's poor."
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"Why does Kenny die so often and so horribly?"
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"That's from Tom in New Jersey."
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""Dear Trey and Matt, I like your show.""
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"Let me give you an example."
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"People write such fascinating things every week."
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"We have great fans and great fan mail."
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"What kind of stuff do you get in the mail from fans in general?"
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"Even old Scratch here."
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"- Well, I am, a little. - We're all a little gay."
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"Yeah."
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"You mean, are we gay?"
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"Are you guys a... A couple, if you know what I mean?"
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"People are curious about you two."
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"...and that's animal homosexuality."
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"But there's a part of homosexuality that's unexplored..."
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"We've seen that America is preoccupied with gayness."
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"How did your preoccupation with homosexuality develop?"
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"In it, Stan finds out that his dog Sparky is a homosexual."
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""Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride.""
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"This next episode is Trey and I's favorite:"
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"That's a hoot and a holler."
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