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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin (S07E07)

"Shrill? The wedding is back on."
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too."
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"- Chandler? - I'll be right with you."
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"- Cassie needs to stay at your place. - Why?"
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"Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her."
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"Chandler, she's our cousin!"
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"It's called being a good conversationalist. Watch."
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"Say something."
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"You were staring about eight inches south of there."
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"What does Cassie look like now?"
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"- She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn. ROSS: Huh."
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"So this Aunt Marilyn, is she coming to the wedding?"
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"Wafer-thin ice."
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"Hey, I'm back."
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"Hi, Joey."
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"Uh, so, will I be reading the same scene again?"
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"I tried to call you. You didn't need to come today."
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"Oh, great."
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"I'd have been perfect for this part."
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"You made a bad decision and ruined your movie. Good day!"
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"You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it."
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"And scene."
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"Huh? Wasn't that fun?"
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"We did a little improv there. Yeah!"
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"So, you... You were saying?"
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"The director wants to meet you tomorrow."
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"Wow. Sure. That's great."
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"Your agent said you're okay with nudity."
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"Yeah, sure. As long as it's handled tastefully."
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"And that barn is not too cold."
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"Terrific. Well, uh, there's one more thing."
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"Uh... Uh, it's important to the director that everything in the movie is authentic."
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"In your love scene with Sarah..."
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"...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish."
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"So..."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"So, what?"
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"So, uh, well, the director is insisting that whoever play that part..."
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"...be authentically, uh, anatomically..."
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"...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying?"
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"Yes!"
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"No. What?"
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"An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be..."
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"Bar mitzvah-ed?"
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"- To get this part, you can't be... - No."
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"- But you are? - Yep."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"It's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with?"
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"- What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part."
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"They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes."
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"They want you to ride a horse, say you can."
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"You figure out how to do it later."
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"This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning to..."
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"...grow a turtleneck."
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"...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like."
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"Oh, my God. What are you gonna do?"
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"I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part."
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"[JOEY SIGHS]"
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"Unless what?"
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"This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could..."
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"- Like what? - Well, I'm not sure yet, but, um..."
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"...off the top of my head, I'm thinking..."
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"I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower."
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"We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them."
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"Then inside is each person's individual birthstone."
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"Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list."
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"Okay. Who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you?"
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"- Hey. - Hey, what's up?"
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"I'm making something for Joey. Can I raid your fridge?"
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"Have at it."
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"All right. Turkey? Mm, that won't work."
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"Cheese? That won't work."
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"Olive loaf? I hope that won't work."
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"No, it's, um, more like a wrap."
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"Okay, so, um, I'm gonna go, guys."
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"So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present!"
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"[PHOEBE AND RACHEL CHUCKLE]"
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"We have to get her a present?"
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"Okay, but look. Look at what I got."
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"Ah."
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"You're amazing. Did you pull that out of her purse?"
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"Uh-huh. And a little seed money for the party."
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"Oh, nice."
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"[CASSIE SIGHS]"
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"Cassie?"
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"- Hey, Ross. - [STAMMERS] Hi. Ha, ha."
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"It's been so long!"
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"Last time I saw you..."
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"...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi."
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"[STAMMERS] Oh, uh, that's right."
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"So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't."
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"[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]"
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"- Yeah, sorry about that. - It's okay. Come on in."
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"Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice."
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"But her fiancé sure stares a lot."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler!"
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"Uh-huh."
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"[CASSIE GIGGLES]"
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"Well, maybe after we get re-acquainted, uh, you could do me."
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"Yeah. No!"
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"Cassie, how you...? How you doing on that..."
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"- I'm all done. - Thank God."
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"The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house."
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"Oh, right, right. Ooh, remember the time..."
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"...l, uh, pinned you down and tickled you until you cried?"
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"[BOTH CHUCKLING]"
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"We're probably too old to do that now."
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"I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles."
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"Uh-huh, Uh-huh."
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"...because that's when I realized that we are related."
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"Um, I'm a little slow."
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"Just as our children would be."
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"- Hi. WOMAN 1: Hi."
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"How are you? Good. Hi. Thanks for coming."
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"WOMAN 2: Oh, thank you. - Thank you. So nice to see you."
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"WOMAN 3: No, thanks. - Okay. Hey, Rach?"
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"- Yeah? - Who the hell are all these people?"
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